Is there a more perfect breakfast than this?

Is there a more perfect breakfast than this?

One without two vices

if the smoke was filled with ganja and the cup with tea, yes

That's not a breakfast. It's just shit you were going to do anyway.

>espresso
>a joint and 2 hand rolls
>a croissant that you just look at and put your ciggy out in
Perfection

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Back when I smoked, that was the ideal start of my day.

Yes there is

replace the coffee with beer and we're good

Unlike eating.

Weed is for faggots, please go back to 420chan

That's just fasting, it doesn't even start your metabolism and blood sugar system t. Medschool

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>starting your day off with a beer

>not starting your day off with a beer

>Not starting your day off with vodka shooters.

gastricdistress.tiff

Could never do cigs before breakfast/within an hour or two of waking up.

Functional adults don't do this.

that's nice when I have nothing to do, i'll drink the rest of the beer next to my bed after waking up, smoke a bowl and go back to sleep.

Yes, actual food that's not a prolonged death sentence.

>caffeine
>doesn't start your metabolism
Get back to studying, nerd.

>not starting your day off with nondiluted diesel

That's a northern bong breakfast

I like to start my day with a blowjob, a tall glass of ice water with lime, and a nice mug vodka, then go back to sleep until I decide I'm ready to face the day. I assume that fits OP's definition of breakfast.

>Is there a more perfect breakfast than this?
two aspirin and a b vitamin, followed an hour later by a single coffee and a quart of water and then actual food around 5 pm.

I like the black coffee warm so I can gulp it down quick, a handrolled cig and some weed and I have to use the toilet...that's every morning at sunrise.

Wouldn't you get a gastritis if you would have on every breakfast only a coffee?

A can of Monster Absolute Zero and a vape pen desu

>croissant
>wasting it

That's English you mong

I really like the taste of coffee, and I like caffeine, but it makes my poops worsel. Even if I don't get an actual stomachache or diarrhea, I noticed that when I've been drinking coffee I have to wipe more times after pooping. Usually only takes 1 or 2 wipes because I eat fairly well but it can take like 7 or 8 wipes to get clean if I've been drinking coffee.

Black coffee has no calories dipshit. There's nothing to metabolize.

Youre missing the hair of the dog, other than that no.

Mom making a full English breakfast while it’s snowing outside.
But that was years ago and I now I enjoy a cigarette and a glass of water for breakfast

>Being an alcoholic

Coffee, either black or just a splash of heavy cream, then pick one
>bagel
>toast
>croissant
>coffee cake
>donut
Undeniably the best way to start the day

>wake up
>eat this
>take nap

my man

piggy

>thinking black coffee has no calories
>thinking metabolism is limited to calorific processes.
Study more, nerd.

Use the handroll to put that out you barbarian

It's a close second to pic related.

I pity those who won't ever know...

on sundays i eat something like this

on week days something like this

and on Saturdays i usually do a decent amount of work so i want something that is light but will stick to your bones.

>knife and gun
What a fuckin man. Other than that, untoasted bread? Why?

>untoasted bread
i prefer it that way, most of the time. Its degenerate and im okay with that.

Don't know what "Milko" is but somehow I know its delicious as fuck.

What turns you into the kind of person who puts their "everyday carry" shit in every photo? That's some chick shit

nobody needs to eat a full breakfast unless you're a farmer or you're doing something strenuous like digging ditches or other manual labor.if you sit in an office on a computer your not burning any calories a cig and coffee works

Throw in a duck egg and I'm all set.

well i tend to only share these with a buddy.

we both like guns and food.