Bookstore cringe stories

Share the embarrassing things you've witnessed or overheard while at bookstores. Let me start with what I saw today

>be lurking in B&N reading Lolita
>overhear female employee telling her friends about a book called "The Princess Saves Herself in This One"
>morbid curiosity piqued
>tldr they thought some line-break Tumblr shit was soooo deep and laughed as they phrased social media posts referencing this stupid book
>I picked it up and read the page they were talking about and it was so bad that I physically winced

Anyway, no I'm not autistic. Please hurt me even further with your own tales of plebbery.

>go to bookstore
>a women does something

they're simply so stupid compared to us as white men

Haven't been in a book store. I just send my mum in to get the books I want.

No need to get mad sweetie.

I wasn't there to buy books I was only killing time. I download free .epubs to my Kindle when I want to read something

Women and nonwhites shouldn't be allowed in bookstores

I was in the fiction section which was close to the anime one and then I heard this teenage girl saying out loud "Wow! Look! Attack on titan!" or something like that to her dad.

Ops I meant manga, too tired

Giving women civil rights was a mistake

>Go into B&N.
>Browsing Fiction.
>Some guy starts chuckling to himself when I pick up The Black Company.
>Here him go into the next aisle and starts muttering something about "Pleb Fiction"
>See him giggling as he's doing something on his phone.
>He's phone-posting on Mimi.