What is the first meal you would cook for your waifu if she suddenly became real?

>just fuck my heart up senpai

Start with animals and agriculture native to France.
Then try looking up the first trade routes before ships, and then move onto goods traded by ships.
French are notorious for their baking and sweets of course. But don't look over their candy. I want to say the French were known for their methods of cooking and recipes rather than their concocted dishes, up until the field of fine dining and gastronomy took a turn to mixing flavors and presentation came out of the fancy halls and into people's homes.

Congratulations on having great taste OP

a bullet because being real would defeat the purpose of having a waifu

My baby loves burgers.

He confused Schnitzel and Strudel.

Shouldn't you be used to that given your choice in waifu

I don't think my waifu eats.
But I guess it would be something like a big ass grilled salmon with a side of stuffed manicotti and stuffed mushrooms. To pair, a nice Rose wine with an apple pie.

I'd order a pizza as I'll be too busy sucking her toes

Good taste. Ram is cute.