Toast Thread

Texas toast is the best out of all varieties of toast. Unlike other kinds of toast, Texas toast can be eaten for breakfast, lunch, or dinner, making it the most versatile of all toasted breads.

Prove me wrong, inb4 you can't.

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amerifats believe this not thinking the elegant french toast is better

French toast is too sweet and pretentious to be a true working man's toast.

failed thread

Pitiful

>prove me wrong
ok i did

Other than maybe using it for french toast, texas toast can suck shit for being such a garbage shit ass faggot bread.
>tfw when you're whole gimmick is being two slices of nigger tier wonder bread combined
Fuck this topic too btw.

You call this bread? It looks like carmalized shit.

>mfw nordcucks are so poor their bread is just pre-chewed grains squished together

what do you put in a toaster?

hmm dunno.
fried bread is pretty good, especially with breakfast foods.

how does one untoast bread?

Pre-toast

>how does one untoast bread?
You need a butter knife and a trashcan.

>egg dipped bread = pretentious
Huh?

Niggah 70% of Veeky Forums thinks avocados and limes are pretentious.

Not as versatile

step aside plebs

What exactly about the toast is "texas"

It's square, brown and thick, basically like texasfag brains and complexions.