>"Don't worry user, I'm a neat freak!"
>misses obvious spots on dishes
-cooking utensils caked with oil
>baking machines gunked with previous shit
>nasty dishes drives other roommate to not want to cook
>I comment about the shit left on the dishes constantly
>"it's clean user I washed it"
Roommate thread!
>be me
>go to college
>have roommate
>I wash everything before and after I use it
>graduate college
>never have roommate again
I’m married with kids now. My wife keeps the place clean.
>roommate asks me if she should make whipped cream since her bottle is old
>"do what you want"
>she makes whole bowl of this shit
>leaves uncovered in the fridge
She's going to ask me why I'm not eating it.
>be me
>hungry dizzy
>shit day
>come home to relax
>looking for food I left in fridge
>can't see it
>work myself into delirious rage over the course of like 20 minutes
>see smug looking roommate
>beat the shit out of him
>find out it was behind the milk the whole time
>roommate probably wasn't even looking smug
>no regrets
>want to beat the shit out of him again but that would cause serious problems
Another tale, I have loads of this shit and these are only Veeky Forums related.
>rearranges kitchen without any empathy for our stuff
>have to ask her where things are constantly
>she gets defensive every time
>set of containers forever missing
Other roommate and I have discussed evicting her in February.
cool story. would read again. loved the portion about the unmitigated rage.
You should read again sometime, bro. Shit is fire.
>First year of college, have three different roommates. Two are really chill and the third is a fucking monster. First night, he blacks out from jim beam and shits himself. Shit all over the couch, shit all over his own bed and somehow there's even shit on the floor. Second night, he actually manages to lure a midget into our room and gets the midget drunk.
>The midget is stumbling around, puking all over the fucking place
>He decides he wants to fuck the midget.
>Midget, despite being drunk wants no part of it and runs out of the room
>He lets out a roar of just primal rage and gives chase breaking our fucking door in the process, 10 seconds later we hear a thud and some crying.
>He fell down the steps and is now crying
LOL
shits on the couch shits on the bed even shit on the floor
the next night he snuck a midget in the room and it puked on the FLOOR LOL
colt fourty five and two zig zags and and puke that midget weed so roll roll
...are you alright?