What would you order Veeky Forums?

What would you order Veeky Forums?

water.

I'll have one of the local dr-

>Florida

Never mind. I'm going to focus all my time and energy getting out of the shithole of a state I apparently blundered into.

seltzer water w/ lime. I'm not allowed to drink alcohol due to my problems.

hey which 'farm' did my thyme sprig come from? need to know before i order

for $15 I'll just get a handle of popov and a 2L of Big K Cola Oh! and get shitty in the comfort of my own home

It says "uriahs Urban farm" you cung

Cyanide

These cocktails seem too extra for me. This is in Tampa, right? Sup, I live 20m east.

Tampa has quite a few breweries, some better than others. Cigar City is my favorite.

A gin and tonic with Beefeater, or a Tom Collins with Tanqueray

It's my anniversary so we are getting fancy. I live in St. Petersburg

That shit is a little too tryhard for me. I appreciate going out to a nice place for something special, but I wouldn't choose a place like that.

>10 oz draft
>$6
Christ

I'm a college student my dude. I don't know what any of this shit is.

Grapefruit Radler is pretty good

That's how they get the tourists, user.

They all sound like shit but I guess the cranberries

>Rekorderlig cider

Funny how they use it in what I presume is marketed as a "premium" cocktail while that shit is the most basic bitch drink imaginable in Nordic countries.

the dueling divas or shoe hat sounds fun

20 dollar bottomless rose

I would probably go with fight in a blanket or shoe hat

I actually ordered the shoe hat. I'm not big into cocktails but it was fuckin delicious

>Rekorderlig

nothing

id fuk wit dat parisian summer jawn

It's booze who cares.. Post the food menu so we can ridicule that. This place looks pretentious