Are some sexual preferences/fetishes more literary or patrician than others...

it is bdsm for normies and women love it.

yes, for instance if you are a virgin man, then you are not able to write and everyone will mock you

same thing if you do only elementary sex, women dislike this and you have nothing to write about. It shows a lack of imagination and a hatred for life.

i love animals ears and tails (would love to have them) and also have rape fantasies (on the victim's side)

is it very literary?

Getting fucked while you are trying to get work done and basically ignoring the woman while she goes to town on you.

Are you Ted Bundy's ghost?

no, faggot

you got a little excited there buddy

but yeah this is why I watch stuff like facialabuse and other ''rough'' kind of videos which aren't really bdsm, but are actually sadomasochistic and not just messing with paraphernalia and elaborate toys and latex. I'd say for me it's actually more masochism than sadism, but I'd argue there's no real difference between the two.

look! it's retarted!

An appreciation/preoccupation for women's feet, armpits or buttholes is the hallmark of a patrician

>retarted

is it a neologism?

hop on over to /tv/ and see if that theory holds up

ITT: people name their fetishes

rood

but we are a literary crowd :^)

i only watch the feet videos from this studio

dfw = single moms

source: the bio; he gave this fetish to orin in IJ

>fetish for single moms

you know guys only do this to get close to the kiddies right?

i think with dfw it was an oedipal thing

Incest, to be honest. Or belligerent sexual tension.

Traps are the most patrician. They are pure luxery. They serve no other purpose but pleasure. Intellectual, emotional, sexual, etc. They understand men better, sympathize with them, and know how to pleasure them better. Women are utility items. They are common, prejudice against men, and generally don't sympathize with you or respect your manhood. And I mean the beautiful feminine traps. Not the old Caitlin Jenner types. They aren't "trapping" anyone.

I had a shoot in this studio once. It wasn't porn though, it was some shitty independent film. The one thing I remember is the hallways were lined with 10 gallon blue drums of lube with spouts at the top. Also the cafeteria had blown up picture of vaginas all over the walls.

the concept of facialabuse is hot, but mostly it's just too fucking gross
typical BDSM suffers from being too hilarious and goofy
I wish someone would step up the production value, really invest in some attractive people, and go as brutal as the facialabuse guys, but that's something to look forward to I guess

>umm sweetie

Stopped reading there. go back to tumblr.

Is ironic femdom patrician?

my fetish is to have sex

Sick fuck.

Image related.

having read The Story of the Eye, I presume Bataille was into pee and humiliation and all the other stuff he wrote about, I can't even remember it all. It would be weird if he wrote all that and wasn't into any of it, especially way back then, right?

winner winner chicken dinner

Of all the weird shot I've ever seen in porn, I will never understand why anyone would want to watch a woman get eaten out.

Proust was also a chronic masturbator, 5-10x a day

The author of Remembrance of Things Past once suffered, according to Letters of Note, from an obsession with masturbation. "As a teenager this caused problems for his family, not least his father, a professor of hygiene, who like many of the day believed that such a worrying habit could cause homosexuality if left unchecked." Given 10 francs by Proust père, Marcel went off to the neighborhood brothel to, in theory, get himself set straight. And the outcome of this "cure"? We defer to the sixteen-year-old Proust himself, who in the letter above tells the whole sordid story to his grandfather:

>18 May 1888

>Thursday evening.

>My dear little grandfather,

>I appeal to your kindness for the sum of 13 francs that I wished to ask Mr. Nathan for, but which Mama prefers I request from you. Here is why. I so needed to see if a woman could stop my awful masturbation habit that Papa gave me 10 francs to go to a brothel. But first, in my agitation, I broke a chamber pot: 3 francs; then, still agitated, I was unable to screw. So here I am, back to square one, waiting more and more as hours pass for 10 francs to relieve myself, plus 3 francs for the pot. But I dare not ask Papa for more money so soon and so I hoped you could come to my aid in a circumstance which, as you know, is not merely exceptional but also unique. It cannot happen twice in one lifetime that a person is too flustered to screw.

>I kiss you a thousand times and dare to thank you in advance.

>I will be home tomorrow morning at 11am. If you are moved by my situation and can answer my prayers, I will hopefully find you with the amount. Regardless, thank you for your decision which I know will come from a place of friendship.

>Marcel.

Veeky Forums in the flesh.

how did it end, did he get 13 francs? did he fix the pot and was able to screw?

Nope, he kept masturbating and it turned him gay. His misadventure also solidified his already latent autism, allowing him to write one of the greatest literary works of all time.

>but I'd argue there's no real difference between the two
nuh uh