Real men eat cake

Real men eat cake

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that's cool

>A lesbian couple wanted you to make a cake.
>Not wanting to get sued, by telling them no, you make them this.

that's really cute
and i hate lumberjack shit
on another note there's a fucking axe throwing place near my house
people pay money to go throw fucking axes

I love cakes

>they love it and return often

How do they put all the individual cakes together to make the square pattern?

do you live in las vegas, we have like 3 here

I really, really like this cake.

>and women

By not beeing a faggot. Hehe
I guess these are rings.

Those aren’t fucking rings you god damn retard.

They cut the cake into rectangular strips, assemble it into one big slab, and then cut the shape of the final cake they want.

I'm from a place where we chop wood and wear plaid and it's not some kind of desperate statement about masculinity and jesus christ this shit makes me sad and uncomfortable.

If they did that, the pattern wouldn't be consistent with every slice. Rings is by and far the superior method.

Honestly I don’t fucking care. All cake should be poisoned so it kills the fat fucks who eat it quickly instead of slowly.

use soy milk

kekd.

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There's a Monty Python sketch in here somewhere

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It's just a decorated battenberg.
(Looks delicious.)

That looks like it would be crazy difficult to make.