In your best prose, complete the following:

Poured in a mug

Not needed

In a tranquil setting, milky and sweet, then out of my face when I'm done it.

covered in my cum.

imported from the third world for cheap

never worn

posted on instagram

in small doses

named maxim

with a splash of liquor or two

Ground, bagged, and stored in a low humidity environment

instant

picked up from McDonalds in the wee hours of the night

alcoholic.

cold

have you ever met coffee that wasn't quiet and obedient?

coffee >>>>>> girls

>without a dick on them

Fresh.

quite a bit

Warm and nutty.

either really young (9 and under) or really old (60+)

hot and full of whiskey

brown around the rim

Cheap and instant

filling them with cream

Served on demand

White and skinny.

To be the source of painful blisters on my tongue and thighs

... hot and unconscious.

and I'm all outta coffee

I don't

wet and hot

A chore in the morning, the first thankless work of an unpleasant day
A burden in the afternoon, as either one weighs on my nerves and my tract like a chronic flu
A memory in the evening, when the biterness has surrendered to the stronger memories of fragrant warmth
A promise before bed, of "Just One More Day" after the last one is finally done, until your last day that promise is a merciful lie

brimming with aids

strong, black, and on The Sims 3

What he said.

FOR YOU

bruh

(Checked)

cold

If it helps me learn something new every time I partake in it then it's worth it

Holy shit this. My man.

Nigerian

... ground up and distilled in boiling water.

I like my girls like I like my coffee: hipster, expensive and fragrant with a distinct nutty undertone.

>inb4 bravo user you have made the Patrician's Choice
I'm well aware!!

underrated

How do people lay and read like that?
My back is killing me after 2 minutes in that position

You have to be a pretty girl.

I was afraid so

flat and white
(no, literally)

KEK
also decent

fair trade and from a third world country

young and underaged

Reduced to an object I pay less than $5 to do as I please with

youtube.com/watch?v=cEVTQHiAQRA

in a plastic cup

Bitter, cold, maybe a bit sour. Which maybe won't sound quite so appealing to most. But it's the sort of taste you get used to first, and then addicted to afterwards. And then you need it to wake up and live in the morning.

Ground and boiled.

this haha

nice

short, bitter and scalding hot

Dark brown and shipped in a crate from Colombia.

>he bought in the colombian women are hot meme

Enjoy your silicone butts,tits and clearly liposuction waist that feels like a bag full of pudding.

Sweet and warm. Is that too much to ask?

I drank black coffee once and immediately spit it out.

I don't like coffee.

actually bois who just look like gurls

Full of farts.

boiled over a fire by a hairy turk

Dogearred, feels neglected inside, and with a bent spine.

delicious

I don't really like it. I only pretend to so I fit in with everyone else.

frigid

Fat free and quiet

These are all pretty good, but I'd like to see the thread that challenges you to complete it "in your best verse."

enema friendly

: as something warm to dunk my donuts in.

He said best prose. What you meant was:

for the aroma.

"Blacker than a moonless night, hotter and more bitter than Hell itself; that is coffee."
"The weak get washed away by the tides of fate. The strong drink it up."
"It's bitter today, too. Just like my destiny."
"A single drop of milk is all it takes to destroy the pure black magic in the cup!"
"The bitterness. Every time I get lied to, I always down a mug of coffee."
"There is only one thing that remains constant in this crazy world, the bitter darkness that lies at the bottom of this mug."
"If your mug is filled with black and bitter suspicions, the only way to get rid of them is to drink them down quick."
"There are 253 distinct types of bitterness in coffee. But to pick out each one requires total concentration and the use of all the senses."
"The aroma. A coffee’s most reliable accomplice is its deep and profound aroma."
"Add the pureness of milk to the perfect, clear darkness of coffee. Stir. That's the state of the witness's mind right now: a cup of cafe au lait."
"So I gave her my last cup. With milk and sugar, to hide the bitterness of the harsh truth."
"Hot nights and even hotter coffee, that’s what I always say."
"Humans are afraid of the dark. And yet, at the same time, we’re fascinated and bewitched by it. Maybe that’s why humans drink the darkness that is coffee."
"I'm good 'til the last drop."

with nuts

/thread

I like my girls like I like my coffee: Sniffer of carrion, premature gravedigger, seeker of the nest of evil in the bosom of a good word, you, who sleep at our vigil and fast for our feast, you with your dislocated reason, have cutely foretold, a jophet in your own absence, by blind poring upon your many scalds and burns and blisters, impetiginous sore and pustules, by the auspices of that raven cloud, your shade, and by the auguries of rooks in parlament, death with every disaster, the dynamatisation of colleagues, the reducing of records to ashes, the levelling of all customs by blazes, the return of a lot of sweetempered gunpowdered didst unto dudst but it never stphruck your mudhead's obtundity (O hell, here comes our funeral! O pest, I'll miss the post!) that the more carrots you chop, the more turnips you slit, the more murphies you peel, the more onions you cry over, the more bullbeef you butch, the more mutton you crackerhack, the more potherbs you pound, the fiercer the fire and the longer your spoon and the harder you gruel with more grease to your elbow the merrier fumes your new Irish stew.

>I like my girls like I like my coffee:

Thicc and strong.

>hipster
>patrician

choose one

with 47 dicks dipped into it beforehand

i don't think i know any peruvian girls.

Hot and black.

not letting me sleep at night

Iced

dark beneath the creamy surface

stored in the kitchen