Is he...worse than Rupi?

He's absolutely awful but no, this somehow doesn't even come close to the lazy word santorum Rupi shits out

So who are some examples of good "modern" poets?

rupi is a parody of bad female poets
this guy is a parody of bad male poets

more relevant than ever
youtube.com/watch?v=zUrqUWNcSOg

This is legit dreadful boy oh boy

I don't know if he's worse than Rupi Kapur though, this one is more insufferable because of content and things described rather than the actual poem part

If this was in an Onion article it would be great

if we're comparing the two rupi isn't even that bad, god damn

ugh

please tell me this guy is some feminist art project

Yikes

good heavens
at least rupi's rhythm is better than this

Am I too 89IQ to get the jokes?

of course he's from portland.

i can't imagine the kind of insane self-confidence you'd have to have to post shit like this with your real name and face attached

like i'm kind of envious of it in a 'wow that retard is happy eating its own shit' kind of way

what's wrong with portland? just curious

portland is one of the gayest most liberal faggot cities of ALL TIME. its like san Francisco but somehow worse. also wtf i commented on this guy pages comparing him to rupi and he blocked me and deleted my comment. what a bitch.

haha what a fag, let's go over to his instagram and show him what it means to be red pilled!

I disagree. Rupi is a 14 year old that uses tumblr/twitter quotes to appeal to childish women. This is a grown man who is a pretentious hipster. Big difference.

Big time. I'm surprised this hack doesn't smoke American spirits

I lol'd at a couple
That said, the jokes play off stereotypes more so than the actual works or authors. Also fuck off, write what you want instead of standing in a bookstore and bitching about successful male authors.
But also the cocaine as a metaphore and also as cocaine made me laugh

Otherwise, if Rupi and this Douche from Portland are making shit poetry, it's just shit poetry. Parody is irrelevent

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
WHAT IS THE POINT OF POETRY ANYMORE?

Hipsters take shit with was popular back them and turn it popular again because they have no creativity of their own to come with something new.
At least the cancer they will have will make us need to deal with them for less time, hopefully

Or roll his own. But that requires some modicum of skill which he clearly does not have.

>Rupi is a 14 year old

What?

>mfw i only read two lines and had to stop for air

this is bad. stop advertising it

Sorry. Thought she was 14 because her "poems" were awful.

there is more truth in his poems about how women work than the densest PUA books made by copecels

notice only beta virgins are losing their shit

Who the fuck is this ass goblin and why are there multiple threads about him? Is this the actual guy shilling himself?

I don't blame you. It's easier to handle that way

Will English teachers in 100 years be asking their students to analyse what the cigarette packet means?

I doubt that

the quality of his poetry is too good for you

How do we stop pseuds?

You don't. If you want to "stop" them it's only because you resent all the easy social options they get from pretending to be literary. If you're really patrician you're going to ignore them and continue the same old grind you've always done.

nah this is way worse honestly

Why would I want to stop something this funny?

thiiiis

Why bother? Worst case scenario he's flavor of the month on instagram for a bit. Is it really that painful knowing a poser is getting praised?

hot voice desu

can we write similar poems in this thread? I'll go first.
"
Writing poetry is like making love to her.
It's magic.
The paper is her body and the pen is her neck.
I squeeze the pen because I fear the magic will leave.
"

That being said you could pretend to be Tyler Durden and ask him to the prom then stand him up.

back to The_Donald with you

Not a bad imitation, user.

This didn't happen

that would be even worse

Dan Schneider. Check out some of his work over at cosmoetica

cosmoetica.com/Sonnets.htm

haven't read any of his shit outside this thread:

>I woke up in a cold sweat, shaking like
>a man who watches the elephants dance
>The dream was of war, grim and dark
>Soldiers used to fight for their ideals
>I only fought for my ideal woman
>But she never left my bed.

Someone needs to put a bounty out on this man. Our intellectual life could be so much richer, if it were socially acceptable for the better writer to kill the poorer.

This isn't even true doe. He is the idea of a male poet that people who have never read a poem in their lives have.

Does it have to do something with "Life is Strange" being set in Oregon?

Dan "Get in my van" Schneider?
Dan "Grab your daughter and hide her" Schneider?
Dan "If she's on Nick, she sucked his dick" Schneider?

"
The leather on my shoes is burned
a pale black from last nights cigarette
ash.
She stands in the doorway
silhouetted by shadow
as a scrub out my sins

-c.y.
"

Fuck. *I

No, Dan "I have no credentials and think that the ultimate arbitrators of literary worth are the screeching voices inside my head" Schneider.

The next Bukowski.

Wonder how many people dislike the poems because they're filled with platitudes vs how many are butthurt by the content

>I sexually identify as Albert Camus

With people like this afoot, in 100 years there will be no more English teachers.

i use a typewriter
because i want to hear hammers
when i make my words.
like when she wants to hear angels
when we make our love.
i'm a genius
i;m a genius
i.m a genius
and then something about
a
girl
.

-c.y.

The smokerings from my pipe
are like
her hair, if it had been
allowed to turn grey.
thankfully it never
will. and when I squeeze this other pipe,
the froth that comes out
is like
the froth from her
mouth
when I squeezed her for the last time.
I'm glad I killed her. Please visit
my address, 3445 Langshore
Ave., if you are
an attractive woman with a snuff fetish and no relations.

-c.y.

you mean contemporary
try John Ashbery

in Portland there are streets like
everywhere else. yeah i';ve been
there, i mean everywhere, and i dreamed like
a cup of coffee in a girl's red hands.
my cigarettes are
like a child's licorice to me, but this is not child's play.
this is art, this is sweat, this my naked body in
a chair, staining this worthless paper with
the wonders of my words. and she likes the
drunken scrawls that cover my immune system of skin.

c.y.

kek
Almost everything about it bothers me. The lines are unbalanced and have no rhythm, the imagery is bland as it's essentially "what's in my house", and the voice is centered around "I" and "she." Other than that, there's nothing remarkable about it and is intentionally appealing to a depressive millennial crowd without saying anything besides standoffish sadness.

>there is more truth in his poems about how women work than the densest PUA books made by copecels

This is true, but it doesn't make it any less awful.

if you want anti-copecel literature there are literally better shitposts written on sluthate and lookism. nobody cares what he writes about, just that his writing is shit

>anti-copecel literature
Is there any actual anti-copecel litarature though? You seem like you know your shit.

he looks so dumb like low iq

this chubby bitch just started greentexting irl halfway through

>He is the idea of a male poet that people who have never read a poem in their lives have.
that's more of what I meant. nicely put

>When frogposting isn't enough

This is much better than anything he's done.

rise and shine bitch,
this morning I sit,
rocking commando, 40's, and,
drawn out cigarette hits

there's a bed sitting under last nights,
thicc
she loves my clear skin, my confidence
and the way I don't give a,
fick

cos I'm a BAD MAN nigga,
with a brain like a kike
and when the demons come running,
I put up a fight

as the women come and go
like tides on the shore
so treat a bitch like a ho
and a slut like a whore

(and when the thot goes home,
switch to cp on tor)

good post

When you’re a child you learn there are three dimensions
Height, width and depth
Like a shoebox
Then later you hear there’s a fourth dimension
Time
Hmm
Then some say there can be five, six, seven…

I knock off work
Have a beer at the bar
I look down at the glass and feel glad

that seems like an uncomfortable chair

instagram.com/p/BV0NYckhqh6/?taken-by=collin_andrew_yost

HOLY...

>linking directly to the instagram
Getting a little brash here, huh Andrew?

But what can I say, I think you got me... I want more want

The face of modern poetry

I woke up
after a night of passion
walked past the girl in my bed
towards my typewriter
to capture her essence.
I could not find the words
but if I had to say
thinking that if people were rain
I was drizzle and she was hurricane

I can tell you how you can stop one. Go down to the rope store and take the new sincere way out.

Is this were modern 'poetry' is headed? Is it to be reduced to something a 13 year old could write so that girls can repost on instagram to feel deep?

Maybe he is hurting himself smoking cigarettes.

I made her a sandwich
No pickles
she said
I sat frozen staring at the knife I had just penetrated the bread with
I love pickles

no

so first time hearing about him, but whats with the marlboros everywhere ?

>God, I hate how much I love her sometimes

I'm out

difficult to find a specific novel that approximates the autistic fixation with evolutionary biology and male facial structure that is lookism and sluthate. I would say houllebecq is brought up and certainly contains an anti cope element that is similar to that which punctuates most of the incelspheres posts. Whatever, and Atomised are very anti-cope, assuming you haven't read Houellebecq's work already. Whatever is about an uncle and a 28 year old virgin. Personally I like Juvenals 'On Women'.

Here is a line from Juvenal's against women

'Are you preparing to get married, Postumus, in this day and age, when you could just commit suicide or sleep with a boy?'

One of many similar lines

>The work of poet and wanderer Collin Yost is inspired from unbridled free expression and spirit. He is often moving from place to place. Originally from Ohio, Collin moved to the east coast of Florida for two years before he then picked up again and headed to the Pacific Northwest, where his first book of prose poetry started to take shape. He finds real life moments and his travels to inspire his writing and passion placed on the page. He can be found on Twitter, Instagram, Amazon, and CreateSpace.

Reminds me of that pasta about the traveller kid with short stories on USB drives hanging from a keychain on his jeans or somethjing

Andrew....easy on the hashtags

I want to break a bottle over this guy's head.

as bad as rupi, but she is a she, and the right shade at that. I predict a few bashful op-eds on this guy's work