Everyone, get in here, gather round, please, I need your attention for a moment.
Now that we're all present, and before I lose my mind, I would like for you to ask yourselves this. What would the Universe have to give you in return; under which exact circumstances would you ever consider eating two slices of this vaginal yeast bread -- just two, no extras, no drink, just two slices of warm, fresh from the oven yeast-infected sourdough.
>discovered she had thrush >scraped some yeast off a dildo >made bread with it.
She can eat some of her vag bread with some of my dick cheese and toe jam.
Josiah Ramirez
>2015/11/24 saged for dum /pol/posting
Asher Taylor
Pardon me? Are you a woman? Didn’t think so.
Her vaginal yeast actually represents women’s oppression and lack of rights, by eating it shes taking control back from MEN like YOU. But no you can’t understand that, you have to interject yourself into everything, as if the world, food, and every other interest isn’t already 99% about men.
Fuck you.
Brody Lopez
I hope she secretly feeds it to a few men. Serves them right for being so immature.
Hudson Johnson
you are the infection that is killing this board
Ayden Clark
>I hope she secretly feeds it to a few men. Serves them right for being so immature.
I hope the men turn around and punch her in the face until she stops struggling. Servers her right for being so immature.
Nathaniel Lewis
*sigh* you would hope that
Connor Bell
>saged for dum /pol/posting
I don't even know what this means but I'm already triggered!!!!
Ethan Walker
>insecure white male >immediately goes to violence
lmao we all know you’re insecure you don’t have to try so hard to make it obvious
Isaiah Reed
You go girl! Carpe diem!
Wyatt Roberts
Looks better than 90% of the homemade bread posted on Veeky Forums.
Matthew Ward
Yeah because eating natural and probably delicious bread is as immature as assault. Stop being a baby.
Michael Cox
>*sigh* you would hope that >lmao we all know you’re insecure you don’t have to try so hard to make it obvious
lol You white cunts are so fucking predictable.
Dylan Walker
Racist cunt
Owen Lewis
I'll happily eat the bread if she eats my cum omelette.
Levi Long
>Racist cunt
I bet it blows their simple little liberal minds that *GASP* non white people see right through their bullshit and antics. I'll bet they respond to this post calling me a white male. lol
Benjamin Gomez
Yeah white people suck!
Alexander Moore
>Yeah white people suck!
Mostly white women. They suck cock on first date and will let you fuck them in the ass on the 2nd date.
God bless easy white liberal whores.
Dominic Sullivan
OP this is the only way you'd know what pussy tastes like better eat it G
Christopher Adams
ITT OP posts three year old news and falls for obvious bait.
And he is a shitskin, how surprising...
Noah Cruz
Do Americans really bake bread from their vag?
Bentley James
fpbp
Asher Butler
it tastes like shit, he doesn't have to eat it
James Hall
>lol You white cunts are so fucking predictable.
lol @ dumb white cunts trying to start shit & being brought to tears. it's good entertainment.
John Cooper
pathetic samefag
Adrian Collins
same fag all day if it keeps triggering the cunts
stay triggered, cunt
Levi Rogers
yeah, clearly discussing a three year old clickbait story about an isolated action by a literally who is what you're supposed to do in a board dedicated to food and cooking
dumb /pol/ posters
Blake Scott
>hey guys, i've got a great idea for a pseudo food post to let us virgin MGTOW's gnash our teeth and wail like banshees Nice LARP /pol/tard
Jaxon Long
>I'm already triggered!!!!
This entire thread is pure gold.
Jaxon Ward
I bet there's someone out there fapping to this
Asher Perry
I'd eat it for about $50
Brayden Sanchez
>omg stop being grossed out it's just yeast lol you are just gynophobic cisbigots stop oppressing me
Aaron Robinson
I would do it if the girl was attractive, but I'm a sick pervert so whatever
Grayson Sanchez
this thread sucks
Robert Perry
It does because now I'm aware and all I can think of is the probability that some of you have used your own semen in cooking/baking. Humans are gross.
Jaxson James
kys please
Connor Green
>.co.uk > Americans
OBSESSED B S E S S E D
Jordan Gomez
What the heck that ain't sanitary
Jace White
Please don't consume this obvious bait Even if it's not bait it's a retard which is gods way of trolling decent people. Don't give God the lulz.