>Be white male cis >At Mucho Burrito >Like burrito Subway >Build to order in front of you >Getting the namesake >Staffed by flip women >Get to sauce selection >Clearly ask for hot salsa >Medium sir? >No, hot. >Are you sure? >Yes. Hot. >Have her add on fresh diced jalapenos >Add hot sauce to taste once at table >MFW
These microagressions need to stop. The color of my skin doesn't determine the depth of my appreciation for spicy food.
Great blog. Print it out, frame it, hang it on your wall, then burn the fucking house down.
Zachary Peterson
>not raping the flip woman Are you sure you are a white cis male?
Caleb Rivera
Systemic Relating to a system, especially as opposed to a particular part.
Charles Brooks
Oh sorry, did your sous vide brag thread get pruned because I posted about something food related?
Sebastian Perry
>Not calling ICE fucking newfag
Jacob Phillips
I see.
Jason Gonzalez
Holy shit great post I actually went to click the like button before I realised we don't have one haha
Sebastian Martinez
brrrrrAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Jeremiah Howard
It's a thing all over the world. It's not racism though. People just don't want to hurt you. They understand that what they enjoy is way too intense for foreign palates and they don't want you to hate their food because it's too hot.
Kayden Richardson
>not racist >segregates a race of people
Great logic. I guess slavery wasn't racist either. We didn't want those poor black savages to hurt themselves so we took them into our care. We didn't want them to hate us because we didn't take care of them.
Samuel Morales
This. For every one white person who gets offended about being sensitive to spice there would probably be like ten leaving angry Yelp reviews if they actually just served their food as hot as they normally do.
Jaxon Perez
I hope you have been in touch with a lawyer about the stress and trauma which these evil racists have caused you.
Isaac Hernandez
You've gone off the deep end. There's no denying that White people (older ones especially) cannot take very spicy foods, and you might think is spicy is literally nothing to other people.
Noah Hill
eww gross, sticking your dick in brown 'people'
Connor Reed
It's a white tradition shitlord, respect our culture
Kevin Cox
>people aren't individuals There's no denying that you're saying racism isn't racist. How the fuck do you survive in the real world? Oh wait, you're probably in some dipfuck who gives a shit backwater surrounded by people just like you.
Ian Sullivan
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Justin Ortiz
weird, me and my boyfriend both love spicy food, the mildest peppers we use for cooking are orange habaneros. but I guess we just think that we like it, I mean we're white, it's impossible. oh wait.
Brody Ortiz
Foreign foods are so fucking spicy becayse historically they needed spices to eliminate the smell and taste of rotten meat and veggies. Its actually indicative of a more disgusting culture than a more refined palette. When europeans discovered spices we used it as a proper garnish.
Michael Thompson
>the mildest peppers we use for cooking are orange habaneros Do you think it's a contest or something?
Don't listen to me since I'm a shitskin, listen to your fellow whites when they say: this is not necessary and in fact could be why people make fun of you:
>This one person wrote an article once so racism is okay.
Brandon Wright
>be Pajeet >open curry restaurant in Western country >serve national curries >Westerners complaining left and right that the heat is too intense and the food is "inedible" >realize that the people of this country are not used to such hot foods >whenever those people order foods, secretly make their dishes considerably less spicy >suddenly no more complaints >they love your curry >meanwhile some jackass on Veeky Forums claims that what you're doing for his well-being is an act of abject "racism and segregation" and compares it to slavery
Daniel Reyes
I thought it was to kill parasites and germs and make it so you don't actually die
Jayden Baker
>be Francis >open trading post in African country >introduce advanced technology and knowledge >locals complaining because it conflicts with local beliefs >realize that people of this country are not used to such knowledge >we just subjegate them to our idea of what they should be >suddenly no more conflict >they love being slaves >meanwhile some jackass in London claims that what you're doing for his well-being is an act of abject "racism and segregation"
Isaiah Long
>>Westerners complaining left and right that the heat is too intense and the food is "inedible"
either that or it "gives me explosive liquid volcano shits'. basically anything stronger than 1 teaspoon bleached flour simmered in a cup of distilled water for an hour gives these people explosive diarrhea
Brody Watson
>basically anything stronger than 1 teaspoon bleached flour simmered in a cup of distilled water for an hour gives these people explosive diarrhea Is that why the Brits cook the way they do?
Joshua Smith
You're comparing being offered a mild hot sauce... to the rape of a nation...
Jackson Lewis
You're comparing tastebud rape... to the glorious beginnings of a country.