Writing a 1000-page novel

>writing a 1000-page novel

Is there anything more pretentious, more attention-seeking?

>deciding the number of pages before starting the book

Is there anything more plebeian, more idiotic?

thats a fat rabbit lol

Bugs....

easy on the pages!

bugs.. amiable on the root vegetables, usually orange in colour

>not needing 1000 pages just to give the readers a basic gestalt of what's going on in your novel

bugs...easy on the dick

Bugs... this is the first time you've made me laugh with this format

delet this

Your obnoxious writing style.
I hope you don't ever provide text for even a poster or coupon.

how about the bugs-posting, op

heh kid
this is carrot

writing a 1100-page novel, dum dum.

>the absolute state of humour on Veeky Forums

>watching porn

>not watching porn for the kino

>Your obnoxious writing style.
>I literally copied the OP

:thinking:

OH FUCK IT'S SO BIG!!!

bugs...it's so big....

That whole thing about how writing a 1000+ page novel is like "imposing your phallus" is completely true in my case. I'm only going to write 1000+ page novels and there's nothing you can do about it OP. It's like dicking the canon with my massive genius braincock