Food from other cultures that you would never eat

They are strong in the yang and keep the ghosts away from you.

China is the smartest country in the world.

More like strong in the wang.

No it's the country with the largest population. Obviously it's going to have shitloads of smart people AND shitloads of backwards retards, simply because there's just a metric fuckton of people.

ffs

You're...weird

I tired to get a chinese chick to drink my piss once for giggles. Then i just fucked her in the ass for serious instead.

>"hey quai chang what she would do for dinner"
>"lmao lets boil up of these eggs in some piss"

As a westerner, they're much less gross when you realize they're boiled and have pretty minimal texture. They're also 10/10 delicious, I shill for them on this board everytime someone thinks about trying them.

racist!

I tried to eat one of those things. Didn't know what I was doing. Got a highly developed one. Beak? Yeah. Bones? Yes. Feathers? Yep. It was horrifying, user, and I can't believe I finished it. I'm sure a less mature balut is tastier, but I'm doubtful about whether I would eat that again. It's not really more nutritious than a regular egg anyway, is it? The taste I found surprisingly mild, so I don't see the appeal that much. And yes, I did want to try it.

Fuck off.

Will never eat mammal brains.

Prions? No way, hombre.

look up the cultural revolution sometime, a country goes to shit when the leader blames all of the country's problems on the educated. teachers, doctors, were buried alive.

I was gonna say Lutefisk but then I went to find an image to go with it and it all looks delicious....

Some of them were eaten alive. Seriously, look it up

>dude, we've got tons of chicken eggs, and Im tired of just frying them and boiling them. What should we do?

>lets boil them........but in piss........and for several hours so they are super overcooked and taste like pure sulphur
>OMG I BET ITS SUPER HEALTHY FOR YOU TOO, CURES THE COMMON COLD, AND MAKES YOUR DICK BIGGER! XANG YOU ARE A GENIUS!

brah you should look up the taiping heavenly kingdom massacre as well, a civil war spanning millions of deaths because some chinaman believed he was related to jesus and make a cult around it

I'm sure the Chinese herbal remedy thing has something to it.

But their culture of killing endangered species just to eat a tiger penis is retarded

thrushy vaginal yeast bread

that thread ruined dough for me. not caucasian so technically, it counts

Ortolan, probably.

Come on user it's not that bad, i'd love to taste one.
youtube.com/watch?v=SEPMuyGe7dg

there's a theory that Chinese medicine never became real medicine because they drink tea so they never had to develop finer glass techniques because pottery was enough for them.

that's why medicine innovation favours the west

That's one of those weird ones like Africa had too much food or Europe was cold. I guess they make sense, but that's still weird

>not virgin girl eggs

Did girls even exist back then in chinese?

I don't fully agree with guns, germs, and steel; the general theories sound pretty solid though. Different continents had different resources, and disasters, resulting in different cultures. Like marrying dead people who didn't know each other... There's more to it than that, but that still doesn't mean that grinding rhino horn to get horny isn't fuckstupid.

I could point out a lot that's just wrong in any area on the globe, but unfortunately isolation has meant a lot of people have become culinary stagnant if not backwards. And, other issues.

hamburger, chicken nuggets, pizza

No one alive has ever eaten a piss egg, but if they did it would be less harmful than the average mutt fast food.

>the virgin boy egg
>the chad creme egg

The UMA DELICIA meme
they look too much like humans in order to be appealing, I feel like gagging just looking a the picture

The use of animal parts in Chinese medicine is quite recent. Most commonly used ingredients and recipes in the past involved plant materials. Also, ancient China had glass, however, porcelain was more popular for drinking.

Hahaha.

It’s nice to see gooks are just as insecure as eurofags.

Is it bad to admit I'd probably try the piss egg? Yes it's gross, but so is the Italian cheese with the live larva inside, and I'd try that too. Maybe it's actually good?

What happened?

The old world is really barbaric and stupid in their food practices compared to the new world.
Europe - foie gras, eating animals to near extinction, bullfighting, maggot cheese
Asia - balut, eating live fish, hunting whale and dolphins, shark fin soup, fugu, eating dogs, boy pee eggs

You're right, drinking sugary water with colouring and eating food that never catches mold is way better

t Soyboy

yeah... it is. Shit evolves and stuff that sucks gets replaced with things that suck less. If you do not get that, get read to be replaced by some one who can soon.

I wouldn't eat a sopa de macaco

Would you eat virgin girl eggs Veeky Forums?
The maggots can survive into your intestines and make you sick. Dead maggots are also unsanitary.

Neck yourself, nerd

You’re...weird

>you have to eat all these eggs

Rhino horn is used to cure respiratory diseases you fucking nigger.

how does it do this? Rhino horn is made out of the same shit as rhino hair.

I am certain you are retarded here.

>le goosebumps
>>>/reddit/

Pretty sure he was just pointing out that your example was inaccurate and not attempting to argue the legitimacy of the practice.

Why is in china everything about
>Dragons
>Good luck
I swear, every time I listed/read something about shine it goes like "This is a dragon door, it is believed that passing trough it gives you good luck" "This is the new Soaring Dragon UAV", "We choose this color because it gives us good luck"

Why the fuck would you finish it you fucking masocist.

>reasonable statement

what is this shit?

end yourself, Carlos

Absolute degenerate. Just boil them in water, you fucking pedo.

>shit that never catches mold

Confirmed for knowing shit fuck all about biology. Half the shit in your fridge would never mold if you left it sitting out at room temperature.

this is how chinks actually think

>pizza
Why, though?

>mutt
Literally do not understand this meme. Mutt means mixed. Most Americans are not mixed. Sure we've got tons of non-whites but that doesn't make us mutts.

t. 56%er

I've left half full soda cans out that have grown little circular mold in the liquid

They live in a vastly overpopulated country with absolutely no regard to the value of human life. In a society where you work a brutal industrial or agricultural job in a heavily polluted city or 3rd world village with no health code standards, something as trivial as the notion of "luck" attributed to miscellaneous items is just about the only thing many of these people can claim. These people live day to day knowing that if they are killed by some random (and frequent) accident tomorrow their places will be immediately filled by another equally disposable individual. China as a whole is a broken and horrible society that we should use as an absolute worst case scenario for what a country can risk becoming.

People rage on Mao for trying to eradicate this shit. He did what was necessary to eliminate this outdated backward culture of spirits and ghosts but the fucking idiots can't help themselves.

you fukken pillock
Foie gras is delicious and is eaten for no other reason
Bullfighting/maggot cheese are confined to very very small areas of Europe and comparable rarities
Extincting animals is also for the most part a small deal compared to the rest of the world

I probably wouldnt eat a chinaman

>They live in a vastly overpopulated country with absolutely no regard to the value of human life. In a society where you work a brutal industrial or agricultural job in a heavily polluted city or 3rd world village with no health code standards, something as trivial as the notion of "luck" attributed to miscellaneous items is just about the only thing many of these people can claim. These people live day to day knowing that if they are killed by some random (and frequent) accident tomorrow their places will be immediately filled by another equally disposable individual. China as a whole is a broken and horrible society that we should use as an absolute worst case scenario for what a country can risk becoming.

As a chinese ex-pat, I can confirm all of these are true.

Having said that, you 'mericans love sucking Chinese cock and can't help yourselves but swoon over our 1.3 billion people market. This is why we have the power to tell your tech companies like Google and Facebook to go fuck themselves while we steal their IP. All while Obama sucks our cocks and washes our feet.

And there is nothing you can do about it. lol

There is a profound difference between old world west and old world east

West
>if we feed food to fowl their stomach acid breaks it down in a unique way and ferments because they can't actually digest it
>humans have something called "rights", but bulls and lions have all these unique abilities that makes watching a human fight them exciting
>these maggots break down fermented solid cow's milk and then excrete it in a unique way that's safe to eat and tastes good

East
>rhino have big horn, me have tiny cock, me eat rhino horn then maybe get big cock
>little boy avoid trouble, little boy me pee, me eat pee and me avoid little trouble
>king have many gold, me eat flesh of king, then me have gold many too

One is quantifiable if not barbaric, the other is subsapients who believe in magic

>you 'mericans love sucking Chinese cock and can't help yourselves but swoon over our 1.3 billion people market

It's more like one certain type of American

>obama
Does time move slower in Asia or something?

>Having said that, you 'mericans love sucking Chinese cock and can't help yourselves but swoon over our 1.3 billion people market. This is why we have the power to tell your tech companies like Google and Facebook to go fuck themselves while we steal their IP. All while Obama sucks our cocks and washes our feet.

I for one bow down to our new Chinese overlords. We know when we're beaten. China will dominate the next century.

>This is why we have the power to tell your tech companies like Google and Facebook to go fuck themselves while we steal their IP.

lol

Give me your fucking Intellectual Property and your Service Industry, american bitches. We taking all your tech job while you watch.

>China will dominate the next century
Lol

You have understand, when you are 5 miles west of Beijing you are in medieval europe tech and science understanding.

All our consumer technology is now manufactured in China. We don't make shit in the US anymore and workers aren't getting those jobs back cuz automation. It's only a matter of time before the Chinese copies our tech/service industry and undercut our pricing as well. This is a real problem.

You conveniently leave out a vast majority of things made in China are notoriously cheap, fall apart and there's a stigma against buying them (especially in the U.S.)

> Ignorant 'mericans still believe wars are fought with guns

Keep focusing on guns and keep in-fighting with your niggers while we take your jobs, economy, and qualify of life. lol

thinmintfags need not apply

>You conveniently leave out a vast majority of things made in China are notoriously cheap, fall apart and there's a stigma against buying them (especially in the U.S.)

So was Japan 60 years ago. Datsuns used to be the epitome of garbage. Now you white faggots drool over "japanese quality."

Keep living in past white fags. Oh, and post more about guns & tanks & shit. lol Cuz that's what' we're supposed to be afriad of, right?

Hurt us and you destroy your largest trade partner. You might as well just fucking shoot yourself in the gut.

>whenever china boasts of their military it's purely about how many more people they have rather than technological advances
>whenever china boasts of their economy it's based on an export system relying on their international rivals buying their goods, and would immediately collapse if those other countries were not also affluent enough to buy

I mean shit Huang, you're one book drive away from the underclasses (who out-populate you) storming cities and causing a humanitarian crisis. Literally all you'd need to do is hand your peasants some communist propaganda and the Chinese non-farmer "bourgeois" would either die or flee the country.

Japan produces and sells largely to themselves. It's not anything like China.

Yeah. Good luck not buying anything Chinese. You hate us but can't live without us.

By definition, you are my bitch.

>Good luck not buying anything Chinese.
>telling this to one of the 3 nations on the planet who is feasibly self-sustainable and once survived off being totally isolationist

Literally all of your success relies on people buying from you. Basic logic would tell you that you could never rule or subjugate the world, because if other nations didn't have buying power you would have nothing to obtain.

>Being reliant on other Countries to obtain the wealth you need to buy your needed goods.
>Believing that any of those countries is your bitch.

Alot of you white people have trouble understanding how the new world works. You still hold tightly to your guns, tanks, carriers, believing that they'll have any effect in an all out nuclear barrage.

Those who control trade control the new world. Keep masturbating to your guns while your factories close down one after another.

>Boys
I would pay good money for this if it was piss from cute girls instead.

Who is this man

>By definition, you are my bitch.
Other way around. Your entire strength and economy relies entirely on the US buying your crap. We stop, your economy collapses like a dying star.

I may be 35 years old but I am still a virgin and I will piss on your eggs

So does the importing country - retail and manufacturing relying on imports (the vast majority) shuts down and you end up with a self-reliant economy like NK or hyper inflation like Venezuela. Thanks trump!

China is in a much worse state than the US and Russia when comparing nuclear arsenals. In any case, nuclear war probably won't happen between major powers.

china has nothing new to offer and theyre xenofobic towards western meaningful influence whether good or bad. They just see what it works and copy it without the why

i'm from the united states but i'm not from wherever they do rocky mountain oysters so does that count

>So does the importing country
Except for all those times before China was an industrial king and we still had one of the strongest economies in the world