What's goin' on bro, what can we get you today?

show bobs and vagene

I can't respect any man over 22 working food service.
And if he's over 19,he better be in college.

i order a hunter's club and end my turn.

as a business owner i have to give obama credit for saturating the labor market with cheap labor. scabs were so easy to find.

This has to be bait

Some dude tried to do this to me when I when I used to work at Office Depot and came to work in a rush with my hair unkempt. He tried to embarrass me about it on the way out by yelling some nonsense but everyone just looked at him like a psycho.

Now this is a fresh pasta. Soon it will be stale. Eat up kids.

No I got you bro
>BRRRRRRRRRRAPPPPT
How about those free smells?

Based as fuck. Bet you had that fucker cowering behind the register as he handed you his order

h-h-here we go!

Good. Too many unions are just commie fronts these days. I hope they burn.

>Yeah man can I get a philly steak an-
We don't have those
>Oh uhh chicken bacon-
We don't have that
>Oh uh can I get a turkey sub with bacon?
Yes sir what on it
>Pepper jack chee-
We don't have that
>Uhh TLO Green pepp-
We don't have green peppers
>Oh okay how about som jalap-
We don't have those either
>Can I get some honey must-
We don't have that
>Never mind I'll go to somewhere that has toppings

B-but muh freaky fast, with those limited choices why bother

I think it's copypasta. I know I saw this a few days ago.

>all these newfags ITT

>I'd like a Double Gut Buster
>LBI
>Extra sauce
>Extra lettuce
>Extra mayo
>Extra dijon
>Extra vito, but take the capicola out of it
>Cut it in half
>Also could you make sure the bread is warm and fresh? Thanks
>Wait, that loaf you picked doesn't look warm, let me feel it to make sure.
I'd then watch them make it. As soon as they got half done:
>OH, I forgot that I'm on a gluten free diet
>Could you please remake that as an unwhich?
>Also make sure to replace the parts that touched the bread, I don't want cross contamination to flare up my celiac allergy
>Also could I get some extra napkins
>A few more
>A few more
>A few mo-perfect!
>Thanks, you guys are the best!
I'd then proceed to sit down at the cleanest booth they had and messily devour the entire thing, getting lettuce/sauce/mayo/meat bits all over the table and in the crevasses of the booth seats. The napkins get ignored completely in favor of wiping my hands on the seat.

Fuck working at Jimmy Johns. Fuck that salami-log-keistering cock sock Jimmy, fuck that nigger John, motherfuck Jimmy Johns.

how much for you ;)

>too many unions are just commie fronts these days

Fake news, you're a retard.

What kind of training do JJ employees go through? Every single location I've been to, the staff is always nice, they're always running when they head out for deliveries and they're always speeding when I see them in their vehicles.

Old pasta, I recognize this from a year or so ago

I want onions, sauce, peppers and oregano-basil, but make sure to JIMMY IT UP!

...

Jimmy Johns was actually just sold. Owner got out just in time.
chicagotribune.com/business/ct-jimmy-johns-sells-majority-stake-0909-biz-20160908-story.html

Top ferrari

This pasta has been stale for some time now. Keep up my dude.

It's legit dummy.

He grew up in my town. His family is pretty cool, very normal people.

Turkey Tom is the best sammich on the menu.

It's old copypasta from r9k.

God imagine being spitroasted by these two men. You wouldn't know your head from your ass.

Turkey Tom add onions & dijon
Jalapeno chips
Diet Coke
Unless I'm hungover. Then:
Italian extra mayo

yeah uhhhh I'd like my sandwich to be fucking hot? If I wanted to eat cold cuts I'd get them out my refrigerator fucks sake

Actual person who works at Jimmy Johns here. Our whole deal is supposed to be 'freaky fast', where a whole sandwich should be made in 15 seconds or so.

More options and having to toast sandwiches slows the line down, so we just don't have them. You'll get your provolone and like it.

But then store owners want to cut down on labor and understaff the store so that any rush in business means orders come out slowly. At least the meat's decent quality.

HEY FUCKER.
Don't steal my fucking pasta.
I WROTE THAT SHIT.

Its not from r9k.
I wrote that like a month ago and posted it on here.

>Yeah can I get a [list of shit explicitly not on the menu]

Yeah I know that's the reason but, oh no I have to wait the 2 minutes more for my sub? whoa! usually I am stuck in a line for a long time anyways which evens out to most other places.

I'd rather wait a few minutes and have a sub with more flavor than some bland piece of with as much toppings as a ready to go sub at 711

You know the economy is close to collapse when you see chads working in food serivce for min wage. This is not how evolution is supposed to work.

pasta doesn't become stale after a month, retard

Hard to say anything about this place aside from saying I should give these guys a bigger tip
Yeah a bigger tip
Since what they are doing for me I can do myself I find the service worthy of landing a tip
It the best I can say about the place
Ohhh it kept me from being hungry when once

it's well over a month old you fuckin liar

Went to my local Jimmy Johns near campus for a gargantuan (go-to with bacon) and the cashier was playing Pokemon Sun on his 3DS and we ended up having like a 5 minute convo about pokemon after I got my sammy. Also got a free gargantuan once because I was a semi-regular customer and it was a slow day. I'll always rep my boy Jimmy.

It’s Been around longer than that. Retard.

C-can I get an extra large double s-s-sausage sandwich

just give me one of those giant tubs of mayonnaise please

Hey bro, I'm from ICE and you beaners are all going back to Mexico

I don't work in food service but I do work in a customer facing role and in actual fact being friendly is a recent big thing being pushed by companies. We had a big training initiative rolled through not too long ago designed to help us profile customers by how they talk and reflect it back at them to increase customer satisfaction.

I'll have the night club extra onions no yellow peppers light mayo

Ay chief, I'll have the club lulu, no cheese. Thanks boss

>having a seminar for basic human interaction 101.
>human interaction 101
>human interaction
>human
...

nice copypasta bro

I'll take the group special for my loving workbuddys

You'd be surprised at how many people need it

Stupid menu and his mom has to approve

What's the Pepe?

This is copypasta

Billy Club or Ultimate porker
X Mayo
X Dijon
X Cucumber
No Tom

I get that they're going for the reduced menu thing, but they don't even have normal mustard or pickles. There's other sub shops.

two number 9s (srs, not even memeing)

It's literally written right there for you, you mongrel

Underrated.

9 ez mayo add hot peppers

yeah lemme get an italian night club on french bread please

oh my god you sound like the lamest fucking person, i'd hate to be your friend

>Tipping fast food workers

is this you

>I'll give $100 if you make out for 30 seconds and let me record it

kek

Their cheese option are fucking pathetic

>over a year old
After reading that I get the feel he may have been forced out. But it's a guess, so don't run with it.

seriously? the turkey tom? what are you, a fuckin old lady? country club is infinitely better. fuck even the tuna is better than a country club. we can all agree the one with avocado sucks dick though because lazy ass fuck head Jimmy thought "let's give em avocado spread rather than real avocados" cheap fuckin prick.

well now I'm the old fuckin lady mixing my shit up

/wrists

>>Extra vito, but take the capicola out of it
kill yourself please
i'm asking nicely

found the commie who can't compete on the labor market

xd

>posted link to union that is very open about being a commie front
>this is fake news
Found the assblasted commie.

a double Bare Back
one Rim, blacked
two large STD's
and a Cumshake

He had a drug problem, but is an alright guy

He wasn't forced out. He cashed out for a huge number.

Yes it does, you fucking moron. Kill yourself before you infect anyone else with your stupidity.

that's not the point dumb dumb, what you're complaining about is like going to taco bell and asking for a mcchicken

have another (You) just for using an old pasta that otherwise would have been forgotten

I'll just make my own sandwiches, thanks

great pasta

Vito,
Vito.
Vito vito vito.
youtube.com/watch?v=O_zV50WyUQ4

Nice pasta