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Give me something short to read.

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the art of worldly wisdom by baltasar gracian and fug i'm a bug by franz kafka

O My God
When I look into the future, I am frightened,
But why plunge into the future?
Only the present moment is precious to me,
As the future may never enter my soul at all.

It is no longer in my power
To change, correct or add to the past;
For neither sages nor prophets could do that.
And so, what the past has embraced I must entrust to God.

O present moment, you belong to me, whole and entire.
I desire to use you as best I can.
And although I am weak and small,
You grant me the grace of your omnipotence.

And so, trusting in Your mercy,
I walk through life like a little child,
Offering You each day this heart
Burning with love for Your greater glory.
-Sr. Faustina

for sale: baby's shoes, never worn

>Keep a Store of Sarcasms, and know how to use them.
>This is the point of greatest tact in human intercourse.
So this is where you people go to learn.

wittgenstein's nephew by thomas bernhard

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That and Schopenhauer's The Art of Being Right.

It's literally a guide to shitposting.

Almost anything by Borges. Just pick a story at random, none of them are longer than twenty pages.

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I read The Immortal. I take it the land of the immortals is an allegory for capitalism.

Nevermind. I wikied it and was way off the mark. It wasn't an allegory. Time to kms.

Try reading The Alcemist.
You could probably finish it in an hour or two.

Last time I tried to read, I read the Grapes of Wrath until they reached California and bathed in the river. But I might give The Alchemist a go.

>>Last time I tried to read, I read the Grapes of Wrath until they reached California and bathed in the river.
>Last time I tried to read, I read the Grapes of Wrath over the course of many days until they reached California and bathed in the river. Then I lost concentration and never picked the novel up again.
Fixed that for myself. My concentration sucks butt.

Ayn Rand Anthem

Roger Zelazny - For A Breath I Tarry

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your life's accomplishments
alternatively, your romantic conquests

fugg

Salinger's Nine Stories. If that's too long, just read Perfect Day for Banana Fish and De Daumier-Smith's Blue Period

The Nonexistent Knight.