Who else here cooks breakfast for their gf

Who else here cooks breakfast for their gf

She'll be my gf soon user, women don't want to be eating poptarts for the rest of their life.

I cook breakfast for my wife's son.

This image sent shivers down my spine and I'm not even a food purist

Yes. My gf grew up on cold cereal and IHOP. She loves that I can cook "fancy shit"

My gf cooks for me cuck

What's wrong with this image.
>"GF" hasn't touched her "food", but yours is devoured
>Dixie cups
>neither can is actually open
>breakfast is eggs and slop + muffin slathered in butter with bacon (shittily cooked might I add) + pop tart

OP is 300lbs+ and set a place for an imaginary GF, but couldn't even control himself long enough to take the picture before scarfing half of his meal down.

that's toaster strudel, dipshit

like theres a fucken difference, u mongrel

kek'd

it's all good food. it's a good breakfast. really nice meal.

I cook everything with my girlfriend. I give her prep tasks or she just hangs out with me in the kitchen so it's not so boring. She also feeds me individual doritos when my hands are dirty.

fucking kek

>like theres a fucken difference

I want to cook a tasty meal for a trap
What's a low calorie meal that is highly tasty that someone who is picky and beauty concious would eat? (Low salt for bloating)

dont reply to moldy pasta

Wow your girlfriend is beautiful, holy shit. So slender it's like I can't even see her sitting at the chair.

Cuck/10.

garbage in, garbage out.

I do sometimes. I like to make sausage and scrambled eggs with gouda and havarti cheese.

His GF is a trap. I know. I'm the gf (male)

>implying there isn't

Miklos - go to bed

How did that happen?

Make him *low-sodium* hot dogs and sausages with pickles.

trying not to watch porn anymore and that's not helping.

I'm so pathetic a hot fucking cartoon chick is getting me close to the damn brink. fuck me.

You know that the "g" in "gf" stands for "girl" right?

Go step outside and get some fresh air to refocus. Stay strong

I'd like it tbHON

Yeah, that's why it's a trap.

Holy shit. my sides are destroyed

Kek

...look at that salsa.

ITS ALMOST AS IF JACK POURED THAT SALSA

Is this all this board is?
Reposts of reposts like this and that risotto autist and alcoholics?

What flavor toaster strudel is that senpai? I've been suicidal ever since they discontinued the smore flavor

i want a simple girlfriend
plain face is fine, snaggleteeth preferred

As soon as I saw the Monster I knew we were dealing with a landwhale.

that better be redeye gravy, motherfucker

one is flaky, one is not flaky, both are babbys-first-breakfast-tier pieces of shit

I could be your gf user

Maybe.

toaster strudels are good you dumb fuck

>a fucking green sip in the morning

>HURRR SUGAR IS BAD

My sides. Never change /ck

user there's no one in that chair

Good SIP.

Me! I love making breakfast for the gf, usually scrambled eggs and hash browns! In a perfect world, once we have kids I'll be able to go in to work later in the day, so I can make daily breakfast for the whole family.

I do...


...but then I remember I don 't have a gf and eat both portions.

Hey brian xD

I made my bf some really nice Bolognese and then we got drunk and smashed. What did cooking ever get you guys?

>What did cooking ever get you guys?
It got me good food that I can enjoy

That created a sensible chuckle followed by a knot in the stomach.

it got my gf fat so i have a thicc qt with an ass that i can eat for days

I made her scrambled eggs

>implying i have a gf

>I made my bf some really nice Bolognese and then we got drunk and smashed. What did cooking ever get you guys?

Yeah. You could have done that without the bolognese or wine. Guys will fuck anything.

>got drunk and "smashed"
You're a pig of a woman aren't you.

This is the Veeky Forums i pretend is the norm and it's nice.

The cold eggs reality.

Yes. This board is just as trash as the rest of this site don't kid yourself

She's a bit of a health nut, really into ballet and comes from a well-off family, so she's used to boxed breakfasts like cereal and ready-made microwavables.
She thought she could save money by not getting a meal plan this last semester, but wound up hardly cooking whatsoever. I only ever really saw her cooking once and it was skinny baked chicken breasts and boiled something, I don't even remember.

I'd bring her the traditional breakfast in bed. Eggs the way she like them, sausage or bacon, homemade pancakes or waffles, hashbrowns, her favorite juice and a latte, a blunt, and me in my birthday suit.
>if she were my girlfriend

i meant gf (female)

God damn that risotto guy is so fucking irritating.

>girlfriend pokes me and wakes me up
>girlfriend asks what is there to eat in the kitchen
>think to myself, bitch, you live here, you ask this every fucking morning.
>punch tv while hungover
>go back to sleep with her crying

I'll admit I do miss cooking for two, that cunt couldn't cook.

He's the poster child for this board - an autistic, OCD masochist.

If you need a can of monster to wash down that shit every breakfast then you are well on your way to be some sick fat fuck who wont be able to satisfy any woman. Enjoy your single life you greasy pill poppin diabetic gastric band electric scooter in wallmart 300+ kg of heavy breathing lard.

who hurt you ?

It's really just the next iteration of annoying shitters like angie and PHS guy.

it's pretty much "what /r9k/ eats in a day" and /alc/ threads

it's not the sugar, it's the fact that you shouldn't need to supplement your "energy" in the morning, they're already eating enough food to get people going

Americans every one Americans.
That looks like breakfast to give you the runs.

>>>>r/reddit

You sound like a wonderful person, I'm sure its her loss