Eating in Mexico

Post if you are eaten right now in Mexico anos.

What resort are you staying at? It seems cheap.

Pedobear?

That looks nothing like pedobear, shitflap.

85 pesos mate, local 3 stars in town

Tell me where you're staying so I can fucking rape you.

Sure, I am at Chinga Tu Madre Pendejo

Pedrobear

Donde lo compro?

My mom's dead.

Hazte necrofilico wey

I know where OP is

How would I post if I was eaten?

Mexica here, A.M.A.

there's no reason to insult me

No te estoy insultando. Esta en el menu de este restaurante. Se que esa falsa salsa de queso puede ser odiosa, pero esta bien. Ademas le pusieron queso seco espolvoreado al fake cheese.

Buenas cerveza locales para tomar en Guadalajara? No Pissmodelo ni nada asi

>you are eaten right now in Mexico anos.
Im am not eaten right now

You have to go back.

Kino

Nunca ka he visto. Es una mierda de pelicula?

Puto

there's assholes on the menu? i'd leave

ael ol euq le otup
*A.M.A. except about Guadalajaran beer. I am from Tj so I know little of them

Good places to eat like king octopus and shrimp in cocteles in Tijuana? Best dessert from north

No you first

Lol

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>Good places to eat like king octopus and shrimp in cocteles in Tijuana?
I am more of a valley fag that I am a seafag, but if we are talking seafood in Tj then go to a place called "El Mazateño"; almost always full so be ready to wait. But I would advice you to go to Puerto Nuevo, it is a 45min ride at most, there you can get from shrimp tacos to lobster. In Ensenada there is a food stand called "La Guerrerense"; huge line but it's very good ceviches and tostadas
>Best dessert from north
Just ask for some flan or buy a churro, norteños don't eat too much candy that is exclusive from the north, only remember that:
Cajeta > Chocolate
Guayaba > All

>tfw you live in México and visit the USA to binge on all the delicious junk food that you have

We have great stuff here, but I'll be damned if I don't stock-up on candies whenever I go there.

Is lead acetate still a common candy ingredient there?