What is a writers beard? And what is the best?

What is a writers beard? And what is the best?
I vote for the goatee

The Russian "Why bother".

kek, reminds me of the russian fatalism

that's an exit-level beard right here

I have Russian "Why bother" beard.

The goatee is definately patrician tier

Bet you're a nu-male loser

post a pic

I have a chinstrap.
What does this say about me?

that you´ve lost control over your life

OK, here ya go.

nu-male? No...Loser? Maybe.

>tfw have a goatee because can't go a full beard + too lazy to shave

A-Am I patrician?

pic related, looks like his

>chinstrap
I had to google this. You are either a low-class drop out who beats his pregnant girl friend or you are a try hard.

nice trips, user. You are very photogenic.

You need to grow it out more

Middle-class conservative, haven't beaten anyone yet.
I don't plan on having kids in the future.

Developed the chinstrap over time, started out with ear-length sideburns, then full sideburns when I realised how much I liked the former. From there let them grow out to the chin.

I always shave clean after a few weeks when it starts to get scruffy. I dunno how to trim or maintain a beard at all, my dad never taught me that.

>Middle-class conservative, haven't beaten anyone yet.
>I don't plan on having kids in the future.
>Developed the chinstrap over time, started out with ear-length sideburns, then full sideburns when I realised how much I liked the former. From there let them grow out to the chin.
Sorry if I sounded like a dickhead btw. Rereading it it sounds really mean.

fuck your sorry, you try hard faggot.

No problem mate.

I'm the chinstrap guy, I didn't post 9971373.

that you date a high school girl while being 3 years out of college

Found this while googling chinstrap. Coincidence? I think not.

This makes me uncomfortable

haha

The Old Testament prophet.