You know what to do

Just read this and this is one of the more original and funny expected/got submissions I have seen on tbis board in a long time. Props.

Thanks for posting one without text.

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"Looks like (((they're))) at it again" said Simonini, trying not to violently ejaculate the jambon persillé with coq au vin he had consumed for dinner as he caught a whiff of their vile JEW smell.

Bravo, Umberto. Bravo.

>reading Eco
>not expecting /pol/ the novelization
Doing it wrong.

No, I don't. I seriously need help with living my life.

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I saw this before I read it, and every time the word "corn" appeared I thought of this and laughed

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