Find a good fast food place

>have to find a new place
Why? Restaurants love regulars, don't they?

>maybe i should rotat

desu I unironically did that for a few years.

This isn’t always a bad thing

>go to McDonald’s on my days off
>order the same thing
>Big Mac with extra sauce and extra pickles
>they hook me up with free fries and pies

Being on speaking terms with the fast food people is a good thing

As an actual autist, I like when staff recognize me as a regular and do small talk, makes me feel cozy

Also people that like you are less likely to spit on your food or give you cold fries

Its like me and alcohol

The gas station I go to is owned and operated by a Pakistani guy that found out I'm an electrician and keeps asking me to do electrical work for him (presumably at a discount). I gave him my number, but he hasn't called and keeps mentioning it in person. I keep going though because I'm not THAT autistic.

I had fast food for the first time in six months today.

two double cheeseburgers from mcdonalds, they were shit.

Looks like you've already got a pretty good grasp on being retarded already

Speaking as an Adult 35year old female souled virgin, being harassed as a Regular shopper by the Check-me-Out staff is my second biggest pet pete next to the Tags in the back of my sweatshirts.

I don't understand the problem with small talk

Nothing wrong with that. My Dad was an electrician and did occasional side work for small businesses who loved him because he knew what he was doing and charged them fair prices. I have lots of memories of tagging along as a kid when he'd do work for this Chinese family who owned a Golden Skillet. They loved him and they'd always give him more money than he asked and a bunch of free fried chicken.

>Taco bell near me is starting to have full time staff this week
>usually go 2-3x
>cute cashier asks, "the usual?"
>can't go there anymore

I used to work at a Steak & Shake and we had two regulars:
>Monday and Thursday
>Two 400+lb guys waiting in their car for us to open
>5am hits
>They come in and order 4 large cajun fries
>Two royal steakburgers with 3 extra eggs and american cheese slices each
>Post-meal coffee and pancakes after

They ALWAYS ordered the same thing and always came right when we opened. As a result, whenever we saw them there we'd have their food ready by the time they sat down.

Another would be on the weekends
>Open
>Between 5am to 6am, cop shows up
>Asks for a steakburger
>Sits at the bar himself and watches me (it's only me and the manager until 7am)
>Says absolutely fucking nothing, even when you try to speak to him
>Orders coffee to go in a separate transaction so he could get it fresh

There were a few others during the day, but those two were the most prominent regulars we had there.
>Lady who demanded exactness in her meal (she complained to the manager for 10 minutes because we gave her an additional pancake)
>Lady who complained about the waitresses not being white
>Biker gang who came in twice a month and left fake tips with Jesus on the front and a website to a church on the back
>Old couple who had breakfast every now and then and always specifically asked for me to make their food since "I knew how to make them eggs".

I miss that job. I fucked one of the drive through cashiers in the storage portable.

>actively avoiding human interactions
>complain on Veeky Forums about foreveralone and no gf

You bought this upon yourselves.

I go to a Chipotle near my apartment so often they call me "boss." They give me pretty good portions for my burrito even if the place is packed.

Unsolicited smalltalk is rape.

Find some large Asian supermarkets and an Aldi. The throughput is too high for you to be remembered, and they won't interrogate you for buying a vegetable.

It's like that paranoia you get when you smoke weed, a little voice in your head that never goes away.

>qt checkout girl comments on the really good pesto that i am buying
>are you having a fancy pasta dinner?
>yeah, do you like pesto?
>I like pesto
>outside the shop i spoon a bit for her to try into a small zip lock bag i keep for collecting specimens at the park
>go back in and give it to her
>theres a small hole in the bag and it drips a bit of oil but it's ok if you keep it upright
>sperg out a bit explaining this and don't really gauge her reaction, but i think she likes me, she is nice
>think next time i go shopping if shes there i can ask her to be my gf now we have a shared interest
>it's just small portion of pesto so if she has a boyfreind then he won't get any
>went back in today
>the security guard stops me at the entrance and tells me i have to find somewhere else to shop
>he wouldn't say why and i have no idea if it's because of the pesto or something else
>the next grocery store is like 20 minutes walk away and i don't have a car
>i didn't even get to ask her to be my girlfreind
im thinking about waiting outside the shop one day for her, to resolve things, because i really like her and i think she likes me, but if she doesn't i will apologise and be able to shop there again and maybe get the pesto back

Maybe those aren't the same posters you idiot.

yes

bee eah aye you-tee-full

This.

Its awesome when they told me the stock rotation times for the hot items. I got free hotdogs for like a month

Cheeseburger big bites with relish and mustard are archangel michael tier

>some indian gave me his garbage for free
wow amazing

They complain because its hard for them to go out and be social, which is why they dont have a gf. Its weird but sad

>too embarrassed to buy toilet paper
>I have to instead use tissues

He was armenian you insensitive ass hat

>i always tip but i never go back the same places in my town continuously so that they know me and be able to know that feel

>have eaten in every restaurant in this town
>time to move to a different town
They call me the wanderer
Yeah, the wanderer
I roam around, around, around…

>find a good local Japanese food place
>go there like 2-3 times a week
>every time I go now they give me some free food

>300 grams

If I see someone buy tissues I just assume that they fap a lot.

>a little voice in your head
user...

>Went to pizza place once
>Waiter drew a winky face on my receipt

>tfw too embarrassed to buy vaseline
I just have chronic dry lips!

youtu.be/Pr8IyNGAqlw

I've never tried fapping with vaseline, it seems too thick. I normally just use my sister's hair conditioner or moisturizer.

>Dad has worked at same grocery store since before I was born
>Manager now but he has to cycle between locations (4 in our town)
>Do 70% of our shopping at one location
>Almost all of the employees know us
>Can't even get through the first stretch of the store without being greeted
>Always get stopped by the bakery and they give my son free shit
>Usually cookies
>Let him walk around and he always goes to their free fruit stand for kids
>apples, bananas, and little oranges
>fruit snacks too but he isn't interested in those
>Shop around and make way to the meat section
>Same older woman is always there stocking stuff
>Not sure who she is but she is friends with my mom and she always talks to us
>Walk over to meat counter and chat with them
>Finish shopping but don't talk to many other people
>Mostly stock boys with a high turnover rate
>Get up to checkout and almost always get the same checker
>Sweet old lady in her 70s who loves to chat
>Owner's son or store's customer service chick always come up to bag for us and chat

pretty comfy desu. I don't know how people do it any other way. The other locations aren't nearly as comfy.

This.

I have two liquor stores on rotation.
>oh, he only drinks a half gallon of gin per week
>not that bad

Christine is that you?

CeraVe moisturizer is god tier for masturbation

>not keeping your dick youthful by fapping with coconut butter

>an Adult 35year old
redundant
>female
got it
>souled
wat
>virgin
got it
>pet pete
uh, you lost me

How fat are you?

I have the best of both worlds. I'm always polite at the convenience store, but I also barely speak Japanese.
The staff appreciates that I greet/thank them sincerely enough to give me free coffee occasionally, but not so much they try to talk to actually talk to me.

I really should start studying more, though.

>tfw you got a foreskin and don't need to put stuff on your dick to jerk off

my biggest pet pete is this guy

Non-OBESED GET OUT

>when the customer starts trying to get to know you
Also black people tip more than mexicans.

>Always tip well
>Actually get worse service upon returning
Apparently money doesnt outweigh my autism.

>Female souled virgin
>Pet "pete"
Please say this is bait.

It's just me and you and perhaps a couple of other guys that post here.

>perhaps a couple of other guys that post here.
No just one other guy who types really fast besides you two.

Yeah, that fucker is insane. Also the only one of us with a Veeky Forums pass.

Just use the self checkout station
It's what I do, kind of looks weird because I buy so much groceries

>walk into Jack in the Box
>front counter worker yells out to the kitchen "drop ten nuggets!"

Do people really brush their teeth BEFORE breakfast?

The more you know...

jesus fucking christ

this has to be fake

>brushing too soon after eating the
>eating them
>them

ITT: autists and autists pretending to be normies

>grams
>tip
What world do you live in?

>order from 3 different chinese places
>one night it's late and and the place I want is just about to close
>hungry so order anyway, apologizing I ordered so late
>regular cutie on the phone recognizes my order and giggles while assuring me it's ok
>the driver guy went home already so she delivers it herself with a smile
>never order there again and move to another town as soon as possible

kek

No, I went to high school with the guy this happened to.

>thinks imperial is superior to metric
start travelling buddy

Unless you get the payment in cash, in full, up front, don't get involved.

When the work is done, he will try to 'pay' you with crap from his shop.

Wow you're lucky she didn't try to murder you or worse

>specimens at the park
Holy fucking shit, my sides!

>be a regular at a fast food place
>cashier guy is replaced with a girl
>have to find a new place

Jesus, I spoke to soon.
I went in today and the clerk asked me, in English, about my recent weight loss.

I'm happy to talk in English though.

>purposely wait on a ridiculously long line if a more reasonable lane has a young female cashier
>even if I could use the express
>mfw she comes out of the lane to say "I'm open over here, sir"

And if I read the mood correctly, you're about to move out of the country

>order out multiple times a week from mexican place
>go in for dinner sometimes
>have been given free tequila shots, bottles of wine, extra food, discounts etc

feels good

Reminder that in Japanese etiquette, she's calling you fat.

If he starts trying to make conversation every time I'll just go to one of the other three convenience stores in my 10 minute walk to work.
I'm joking, he's actually pretty cool. But it'd be easy to avoid.

I mean, I've been called fat far more directly than that. And also I still am fat.

Its pretty clear everyone who has asked so far has meant it positively. And if they haven't, I guess as long as I can't tell the difference I wouldn't be mad.

>Gas station makes cheap and tasty chorizo and egg burritos
>Breakfast every day there for 2 years
>Small talk gets too invasive and I feel uncomfortable committing
>Incorporate sausage McMuffins into my diet

Where the fuck do you live where everyone speaks Japanese? Chinatown?

Shizuoka City in Shizuoka prefecture. I can see Mt. Fuji when I step outside.

Uh I'm circumcised and legitimately never use lube

>live in the centre of city
>go get super fucked up on drugs all weekend
>show up at local gas station 5am because hungry
>after weeks of doing this, gas station attendant gives us entire pie fridge worth of pies thinking were sleeping rough in nearby park & they have to change them out anyway
>were not homeless or even doing badly
>keep this up for three years even though we probably earn alot more than the attendant

LONDON?

No it was real i too collect specimens.

I dropped a gas station for this reason because the lady kept commenting on the red bulls I was getting.

I go to our Albertsons enough that most of them know I have a bunch of kids. I get a bunch of "no kids today?" Yeah, no shit, it's 3 in the afternoon on a Wednesday, I don't take them to work.

sip shaming needs to get outlawed already
we're here we're sipboys we will not disappear

I always get the 2 for w/e deal and I would grab one of the greens and one of the pinks. If I ever deviated from that I would get a comment. She still does if I go in there even though the pink one was seasonal and they don't carry it now.