Has anyone tried writing shitty ebooks to sell on amazon for like 99p?

Has anyone tried writing shitty ebooks to sell on amazon for like 99p?

I'm gonna do it coz if I have to keep working shitty jobs I'm actually gonna an hero and thats no lie

any tips?

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I'm still not sure how Burzum became the go to black metal band for hipsters given Varg's political beliefs.

Well, I looked it up last night, and publishing books on amazon doesn't mean you can't get a proper contract, so why not. Go for it. I am.

I can't decide whether to do shitty alternate-history shit or shitty non-fiction shit.

I imagine theres more people transcribing youtube documentaries and wikipedia pages but its easier than actually having to think

>do shitty alternate-history
I'm doing a shitty episodic "two red necks fight demons" story. Then, I'll compile it all into a huge book, loosely held together with a hamfisted, barely coherent and barely even mentioned over-arching plot. It's gonna be fucking awesome.

Now that's one girl I'd like to read books with, and by read books I mean have sex.

I'm sure I read an article once about some guy who went on about writing stuff to sell online. He was going on about writing somewhat shorter works, like novellas, in different genres and then shilling them all over social media.

Make sure you finish it after season 5 though. The people deserve closure

Don't worry. I know the rule: 6 seasons and a movie.

Yeah, but she's into niggers

>I'm sure I read an article once about some guy who went on about writing stuff to sell online. He was going on about writing somewhat shorter works, like novellas, in different genres and then shilling them all over social media.
Yeah, me too, I'mAnd the lady who wrote the article explained how nobody wanted to publish her book because "she didn't have an audience", so she shilled it everywhere, made a blog, etc and they STILL said she didn't have an audience, so she went to amazon, shilled it there, and then 10,000+ people downloaded it, and THEN publishers where scrambling to publish her. It's all about advertising. If you don't shill, no body gives a shit.

Porn actresses are pretty much glorified prostitutes for the most part. They'd have sex with farmyard animals if the money was right and/or they could get away with it.

>They'd have sex with farmyard animals if the money was right
Shit, so would I. If someone gave me 2 mil to fuck a pig, I'd drop my pants right there.

Why not write a shitty e-book about shit?

That would be the shit, man.

>implying normies look into that and dont just wear the shirt because they like the print

i bet you he wouldnt recognise a burzum track if you played it to him

He literally killed someone, you don't get much more "metal" than that.

Big fan of Stella Cox

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I think I'm gonna write shitty non-fiction history books to get better at writing and learn about history, then write shitty fiction history books then write mediocre fiction history books then kill myself

If you're getting into writing to make money, you're going to be disappointed.

Practically every writer, even some of the most successful, still had to hold down steady jobs while they wrote, either in academia, journalism, or some other field.

David Foster Wallace and Nabokov worked at a University, Trollope and Bukowski worked at a post office. George Orwell worked all manner of jobs which he despised.

Writing is not about making money. It's about making that shitty job worth doing, because at the end of the day you can go home and create something. This is good. It means you have some experience to draw from. People shouldn't be primarily writers. They should be janitors who write; office clerks who write; NEETs who write.

People who take creative writing programmes, who set themselves up to be professional writers invariably create the dullest writing. This is commie shit, but it's true.

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Sauce?

Now that's a woman that cranks my handle.

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See that's the thing, a lot of people think that writing is a career. It isn't, it's something you do but it isn't something that you can live off of and I think that's where a lot of people get tripped up. They attempt to make writing the thing that supports them and then get angry and disillusioned when it turns out it can't. Never think of writing as a career, never think of it as the thing that you will life off of, it's not going to happen. Write because you want write don't write because you want to make money.

They are like the NIRVANA / Joy Division T-shirt core of our generation.

I thought a similar thing opening that picture. To hold a body like that, to have a smile like that directed towards you as a consequence of your existence and the personality you have developed over time. For someone with such obviously high aesthetic standards to feel compatible with you and thus suggest your own physical desirability and general high-standard. It hurts, sometimes physically, especially in the lower gut, to be reminded that at this VERY MOMENT this girl is awake, conscious, and in love with someone else, that her little heart beats quickly for him, that her cute face blushes when he is nearby. That there are hundreds of thousands of girls similar to her in the small demographic of women I would absolutely marry after a week of talking and mutual smiling who will NEVER so much CONSIDER dating a depressed manchild undiscovered genius like myself. It isn't fair and frankly somebody has to pay.

This is a really bad attempt at creating pasta

stop telling people what they should do or don´t

whats her name?

read a book about writing books first

>creating

don´t mind, i found it

>tfw gf and I try to read together
>always get distracted and start having marathon sex

Will I EVER lead the Veeky Forums life?

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>2k17
>unironically watching pornography

i'm trying not to watch porn, but this girl turned me on.

>Stella Cox, Bryan Gozzling - Ass-Reaming, Pussy-Squirting Hookup

>ever
>ironically watching pornography

go to >>>r9k
they have pretty good advice on how to an hero
good luck user

Grils who look like gayboys are best grils

Stella Cox was an escort. Theres a video of her sucking some vulgar English farmer in a hotel and it's just sad

I'm not going to read this gay thread but I will tell you this: the hottest market for lewd books is older females (middle aged to senior). Every time I open my Kindle the ads i get are all for female softcore erotica.

I recommend you buy the most popular/successful momcore book off Amazon and rip off that as much as possible.

i think im gonna try and just rinse out some scifi as quickly as possible and then shill my little heart out and hope those 99p's add up

I don't think I have it in me to be cynical enough to create something for no reason other than money, ripping shit off, I've tried so many times and I always end up trying to make something seminal

maybe if I accept I'm mediocre and just write something quick and ok then I won't get too caught up in the unrelenting pain of not being totally vapid and will make enough money that I can justify to myself living in a tent or something who fucking knows though

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literally has arm hair and hand hair. sorry it's a guy

maybe a furry?

I have a longish commute,and sometimes with a 20 minute or so wait here and there. Should I devote this time to cranking out stuff to sell on amazon,even if its a bunch of memo sized chunks per night? I am sure I can do softcore porn aimed at the weeaboo crowd in my sleep.

> they should do or do not

Fucking source?

There's a subreddit (/r/eroticauthors or something) that's really good and will give you good advice. Don't just jump into it without hearing what other people are doing. Some simple tips will save you a lot of trouble and make you profitable in a much shorter time.

I made a few hundred dollars writing smut under a pen name. Didn't enjoy it so I moved on.

In total or per month?

lmao

In total. My third title started to sell. Also, the payments are like 60 or 90 days after the sales, so even if you sell a lot right away, it will take you a while to get paid.

It's a very dynamic environment. Amazon changes their policies all the time. Seriously, if you are even considering this, check out some communities where people are already doing this. So much good information out there.

It's not easy money though. You're not going to get rich. There is a lot of competition.

the shitty ebooks on amazon thing only works for Chuck Tingle, because he was more or less the first. nobody is going to get rich selling shit having come after him.

can sing, too.

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what if it wasn't shit? just drivel

write a shitty fag romance novel.