ITT

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

ITT: Foods that gatekeepers label as "childish" but are actually fucking delicious

All urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=L0b-QYFQTuc
geniuskitchen.com/recipe/easy-homemade-almond-paste-marzipan-148988

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Fried PBJ's are amazing.

Playboyize
Playboyize

A really good hot dog. Natural casing. Mustard and onions.

Methshot
Methshot

Grilled cheese

Flameblow
Flameblow

Add a bowl of hot tomato soup and you got yourself a good ass meal.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Use sourdough and sprinkle parmasan on the bread after you butter it before frying

StonedTime
StonedTime

what is a gatekeeper?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

you're not a real fan of cooking unless you use this $500 Japanese knife
if you don't watch kurosawa films you can't say you like movies
that sort of shit

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Tasty but too many calories for what it is.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Fuckin mac and cheese; that shit's my comfort food.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Put a layer of bread crumbs on top and you have my kryptonite

askme
askme

Brit food is so shit-tier

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

That's just lazy

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

That's not childish, that's just shitty

RavySnake
RavySnake

It's better than you'd think, our baked beans aren't in any way similar to what you'd eat in the US.

Mention a PBJ over here and they'd either ask what it is or think that sounds like a disgusting combination.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Don't assume everyone's a burger

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Literally every other submission so far is US food.

TechHater
TechHater

people eating food from other countries in the 21st century
How weird

iluvmen
iluvmen

Would you believe me if I told you unfrosted has just the same amount of calories as frosted?

the 10/10 qt3.14 on me floor is cooking cupcakes
my room is right next to the kitchen
tfw my room smells like chocolate cupcakes and all I can think of is her
and her low v-neck tits

Methshot
Methshot

And here's my contriboot
It should be an international law to serve these at every bar

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

oh I'm sorry we'd have to call it by it's regional name, A slutty nutty and bloody berry butty.

You fuckheads put frenchfries between pieces of bread and call that shit good, fuck off with your shit opinons

Supergrass
Supergrass

breaded wings
pleb

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

IE insane and inane pretentious faggots

SniperWish
SniperWish

Chef Boy-ar-dee

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

what are you, one of those grilled chicken wing faggots?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Put your poptarts in the freezer for a bit before eating them if you want to be a real hero.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

nope nope nope

Lunatick
Lunatick

soy milk

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Fried or die

Anyway are biscuits for kids?

eGremlin
eGremlin

I guess they did want fried

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

PB&J is basically a pastry. How did I eat those foe lunch for so long? Oh yeah, because I was a child.

Supergrass
Supergrass

implying you can't be a healthy adult and eat pastries on a regular basis

As long as the rest of your diet is relatively healthy and you get a decent amount of exercise you can have your cake and eat it too.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Brazil?

MPmaster
MPmaster

my grandmother would beat the christ out of you over that comment about biscuits. those biscuits are the food of gods

King_Martha
King_Martha

Yes. People stuck on Oscar Meyer or worse their whole lives don't understand. A hot dog is a sausage and there's no reason it has to be the shittiest quick bite you eat all year.

A nice hot dog with the snap of a natural casing, with a warm bun and fresh onions and mustard is perfect. Thank you.

viagrandad
viagrandad

PB&J is great but I can't stand the normal stuff.

Dave's Bread + Natural Peanutbutter + Jam (or sugar free Jam if you don't care about splenda) is great with coffee. The wonderbread and jiff and jelly is way too sweet.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Underrated post

Inmate
Inmate

Damn that was satisfying to watch

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

fuck the memes, chicken tenders are delicious and no amount of /r9k/ autism can take that away from me

Flameblow
Flameblow

Not really, it's impossible to sell most US produce in Europe because of the ridiculous low standards of the FCC.

Hersheys can't even legally be labelled as chocolate.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

fuck yeah brotha I love me some tendies

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

the ridiculous low standards of the FCC
Oh please, a fuckton of european products can't even be designated as X when they haven't been made in the immediate surroundings of an incredibly small Y area.
Some kind of middle ground would be in order.

JunkTop
JunkTop

FCC
You sure about that champ?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Okay so I know this is a little weird, but instead of onions I use some green bell peppers I fry a little with butter, it sounds a bit gross but it's so nice

Snarelure
Snarelure

hotdish

SniperWish
SniperWish

holy god, i just threw up from that.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Well done steak with ketchup.
inb4 hurr durr u must consume nasty raw meat with blood to be real man! Ketchup is for babbys!

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

This gave me weird almost painful tingly feelings in my legs. Is there a word for that?

Booteefool
Booteefool

I didn't even know this was a thing. That looks fucking delicious.

5mileys
5mileys

Hands got sweaty, heart beating faster . . . all the nope I've had, have, and will ever have. Hell fuck no.

askme
askme

Darwinism at its finest

Playboyize
Playboyize

Back up for a real delight

Techpill
Techpill

any chicken not made into tendies is a chicken wasted

Booteefool
Booteefool

That actually sounds tasty as fuck

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

not extra crunchy PB&J
fag

shit's delicious

no

mah nigguh

so many ways to make a grilled cheese great, in the mornings i usually add eggs and bacon

mah nigguh

agreed, although that's more of a man's meal

mah nigguh

Fuck no, good biscuits are a treasure

What the fuck is that shit

shits good

How are people forgetting pig in a blanket? Shit's fucking great

TreeEater
TreeEater

mass replying
doesn't know about hotdish

you are a faggot please kys

Skullbone
Skullbone

kys
expecting me to know about some snow nigger dish that most likely sucks
you're an even bigger faggot than me and you know it

SniperGod
SniperGod

hasn't even tried it

remember user, horizontal wrist cut for attention, vertical wrist cut for results. end it.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

kill yourself

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

hurr durr kill your self XD1!!1!!
this minnesota(canada) dish isn't shit trust me!!!
I'm from New Orleans, I don't have to try it, I know it is a lot worse than anything I have tried

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

lives in Nigger Shitleans
my condolences

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

lives in canda
Yeah same buddy, also New Orleans is bigger than the French Quarter you snow nigger

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

tendies are inferior to dino nuggies

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

just stop posting you buttblasted retard

Methnerd
Methnerd

Better than sameposting like you, chuckle fuck

SniperWish
SniperWish

be me
work at safeway as courtousy clerk in high school
walk aroud store with broom and dustpan sweeping the floors.
knock a pizza lunchables on the floor when no ones looking.
sweep it into dustpan
walk into the bathroom and eat pizza lunchables
repeat

Im 34 now and i’ll still eat me up too many dem pizza lunchables.

Playboyize
Playboyize

that's fucking hilarious you degenerate thief
those are tasty as fuck

Emberfire
Emberfire

one of those is the same price as a frozen pizza
I know you're stealing them but fuck

WebTool
WebTool

I know. It was truely the perfect crime. I only talk about it now Because statute the limitations has expired.

Playboyize
Playboyize

not doing both

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Your granny likes cocks in her ass.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

my granny likes cock everywhere apparently. she had 10 kids... and is white. kek

takes2long
takes2long

What about diagonal

w8t4u
w8t4u

sympathetic response

RavySnake
RavySnake

Not gross at all bruh it's better than ketchup

takes2long
takes2long

I always hated this garbage, even as a kid. What's the point of a pizza that hasn't even been cooked? I can understand cold leftover pizza but this shit is just awful.

iluvmen
iluvmen

How the the fuck are verticals wrist slit meant to be better. I mean you would literally have to follow the whole vain down the arm, slicing it with surgical perfection.
One deep cut across the wrist, or better the forearm would expose many more arteries, hence quicker blood loss...
On topic sausage in bread is top tier comfy

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

good quality dog with onions, spicy mustard, and a bit of saurkraut
love me a good hot dog

Playboyize
Playboyize

Those mini donuts were a serious problem for me in my freshman year of college.
I think I gained 5 pounds alone off the little fuckers just because they were only $1.50 in my dorm's vending machine.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Just, WHY?

FastChef
FastChef

Horizontal cuts require sawing through tendons to puncture an artery, and it will take much longer to bleed out. Vertical cuts will kill you much more quickly and cleanly.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Why do people mass reply like this? "This", "I agree" and variations thereupon don't suddenly become worthy contributions if you're mass replying. It's a shite way to respond to a single post and it's even more shite directed towards multiple posts.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

what's worse is that the people doing it genuinely don't realise that they're shitposting.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Looks like a black person, big coon lips smiling, looking sus to his right

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I want him to fall reeeeeee

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

This. Been craving one for weeks.
Had filet tonight was great. Thought about a chili dog a few hours later. Fml

Snarelure
Snarelure

Dude, at the poor people's shopping places you can get the bags for that much. Do you live in Canada or the west coast or some shit?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

The new normie reddit bacon tier food meme. When will it end?

WebTool
WebTool

I'm from bong land, what does a peanut butter & jelly sandwich taste like?

I presume over here I'd use jam or marmalade?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

no black pepper
no Worcestershire sauce
no grated cheese

Are you even British?

RumChicken
RumChicken

vending machines hike the prices like crazy, esopecially on college campuses because they know the students have no other option

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

It tastes like peanut butter and jam, are you that fucking dense?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Pigs in a blanket were dopeness. I remember waiting for hours it seemed for my dad to make those. I was still eating Kids Cuisine and wasn't even potty trained yet.
You have taste my user. Your tastebuds must be proud.
When I was in 4th grade I come up with a Paco, a pizza taco, from that exact lunchables. Then I was given some Paco jeans or something and lost my mind thinking someone stole my million dollar idea. Remember the fucking nacho ones!?? I remember the first time I mixed the cheese and sauce together and started stacking more than one nacho, I felt like a king...

Then I got to the point that I was able to stack the ham/turkey, cheese, and make like two sammiches of three layers and realized it was time to move onto bigger sammiches. That was the end of me and lunchables, until I was fired from my job junior year in hs for skipping work to eat lunchables as dinner with my ex on her birthday at the empty airfield where we fucked.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I want to know more though. Like how do the flavours mix? Do they contrast giving two different flavour journies, or do they combine to make an entirely new sensation? How does the thickness of peanut butter mix in with the goopy syrupiness of the jam as they meet your saliva and your tongue? How does it feel when you put your dick between the slices and let the peanut butter and jam squish back and fourth, coating your cock while making noises as you thrust back and fourth? Does the white bread add to the overall sweetness or does it act as a seperator to isolate the flavours?

There are so many things I need to know user

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Yeah I know it. Around campus the prices (not just in the vending machines) at the nearby CVS, Hucks, and everywhere else really including all places like Steak n Shake and panda Express - prices are hiked up around 200-300% and people honestly think that buying a meal plan is the affordable solution to paying for purposefully increased price food that is the same portion size for everyone.
tfw half gallon if milk is $3.50
when hot pockets are almost $6

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

It depends on what jam you use, but it's basically like a fruit and nut bar but softer, pastier, and slightly sweeter.
White bread is associated with it but it's a pleb choice, ideally you should use a nutty, fibrous bread like multigrain or oatmeal.
Also, consume with a glass of whole milk, Always.

Methshot
Methshot

Not mixing the peanut butter and jelly before spreading it on the sandwich
Dirtying up a bowl to make a couple of these is honestly worth it in every way, added bonus, the jelly won't soak through the bread if you're making them to eat later

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Calories were invented by the jews so they could sell you weight loss programs and fad diets.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Peanut butter was originally paired with a diverse set of foods, such as pimento, cheese, celery, watercress, and toasted crackers.[3] In a Good Housekeeping article published in May 1896, a recipe "urged homemakers to use a meat grinder to make peanut butter and spread the result on bread." The following month, the culinary magazine Table Talk published a "peanut butter sandwich recipe.[4][5] In the early 1900s, this sandwich was adopted down the class structure as the price of peanut butter dropped. It became popular with children by the 1920s as manufacturers began adding sugar to the peanut butter.[6] Since World War II, both peanut butter and jelly were found on US soldiers' military ration list

A peanut butter and jelly sandwich made with white bread, two tablespoons each of peanut butter and strawberry jelly, provides 27% of a person's Recommended Daily Intake of fat and 22% of their calories.[1]

While roughly 50% of the calories are from fat, most of them come from monounsaturated fat and polyunsaturated fats, which have been linked positively with heart health.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I rarely have a pb&j anymore, but when I do I have it on a croissant from the bakery I work at.

Fucking fresh chocolate croissant+peanut butter+jelly has been my fucking jam lately.

Also, raspberry best j

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Actually seen a mongoloid on this board gatekeeping pizza as if your a child for eating it. Maybe just workout a little and you can make your soyboy diet more flexible?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

My rent's out the fucking roof but at least I have one of these on every block.

I know what I'm eating today.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

new

Inmate
Inmate

rent

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Those aren't pigs in blankets though?

Pic related are.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Gas prices were invented by the jews so Hitler couldn't gas them anymore

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

fucking hell bro

FastChef
FastChef

No matter how many times I eat it and love it, I always think I'm going to be disappointed by it. Rice pudding is great.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Similarly, a creamy, nutmeg-gy pot of hot custard.

5mileys
5mileys

You don't leave the basement much, do you?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I want to make pb&j with Japanese milk bread but the only bakery in town that makes it closes whenever I get the chance.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

youtube.com/watch?v=L0b-QYFQTuc

Just had a bowl of pic related with some sriracha and soy sauce. For about 5 minutes it felt like my lips were melting to my teeth. And i was watching vid related as well. Shit's tight yo.
i genuinely think I'm going to invest in this method of noodle making if it turns out to be cheaper and healthier. I believe the effort is worth it then.
noodles

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

What the fuck are you talking about

Spamalot
Spamalot

wahoo letsa go!

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

FCC

RumChicken
RumChicken

Glad I wasn't the only one who saw that.

kek this is funny and clever user. I actually like to sneak those into the movie theater.

Booteefool
Booteefool

This guy doesn't know the concept of fear, huh? Or does he not care if he falls?

Snarelure
Snarelure

childish
lunchables, i eat them at work too

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Oatmeal cookies are absolutely delicious, but 99% of the time they're ruined by raisins. You rarely ever see oatmeal and chocolate chip. I don't hate raisins, but they do not belong on a cookie.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Have you tried making homemade oatmeal cookies with "fresh" raisins that are still soft? I like those, but I've had store-bought oatmeal cookies that had these dried and hard raisins that were unpleasant to eat.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I can't remember a time I've ever made oatmeal cookies myself. As much as I like them, I still prefer sugar cookies. All the oatmeal cookies I eat are usually homemade from family gatherings.
But I don't think the quality of the raisin will change my mind. I just don't want fruit and cookies to mix.

Inmate
Inmate

what happened to his leg? is that rigor mortis?

RumChicken
RumChicken

Nice turn of phrase, but
food gatekeeper thread
hanging shit on chip butties
110% of my daily requirement of irony in one easy to swallow post, holy shit

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

No. Rigor takes several hours to kick in. That, my friend, is a spinal shock injury.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

That is a bastardized sausage roll.
Brits call it Worcester sauce. Only Americans call it by the full name.
Why was the centre pepperoni slice put in place after it was sliced?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Smart people go for the brachial artery, one tiny cut under the biceps and you're dead in about 4 minutes.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I once cut a block a spam into slices for frying with the tins lid. I cooked it in a dinged up pan on a hotplate on the bare concrete of a garage floor. Am I a gatekeeper?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

This reminds me of that one time I legitimately thought I was going to die. I fell backwards off a ledge I did not know was there and fell about ~20 ft into some bushes. I only had two thoughts while I fell. "Huh, I thought there was ground there" and "I wonder how long till I get to the bottom"

MPmaster
MPmaster

Only pussies talk about crimes committed after the statute of limitation has passed.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Can we all just analyze the idea of an adult man assembling a lunchables pizza while watching a movie?

girlDog
girlDog

Ruined a perfect human with race mixing.

takes2long
takes2long

Fuck off, william. These are garbage

eGremlin
eGremlin

I like them with dried cranberry.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Fuck off replying to every post you nightmarish cunt

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Why are there holes in his pants?

massdebater
massdebater

Carl's jr Chicken Stars. Idk if they still make them but I would eat them all the time. They tasted better then all the other chicken nugget/tendy stuff they had

Methshot
Methshot

objectively wrong
not delicious

Skullbone
Skullbone

200g turkey nuggets: £2.50
200g turkey dinosaurs: £1.00

Dunno why they do this but I got a freezer full of dinos, great little snack.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

This is a blue board.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

heinz beans are pretty similar to standard campbell's baked beans

FastChef
FastChef

Marzipan. And marshmallow fondant. Fuck bulk made fondant though.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Marzipan is great, Get some really nice vanilla ice cream and put a few cubes of pic related in it.

Emberburn
Emberburn

That does look good, but I tend to make mine at home.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

kaya toast and fuckloads of butter

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

These delicious little bastards have to be proof of god.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Any secrets you'd like to share? I've been considering making my own battenberg cake for some time but I've never made marzipan before.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Use strawberry or grape jam.
Orange marmalade wouldn't be too tasty.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Think about veins as a tube, how do you think it would lose more liquid if u cut horizontal ou if you cut vertical

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

It's stupid easy, any recipe will work.

I use almond extract and do 1:1 almond/sugar, other than that this one is pretty spot on: geniuskitchen.com/recipe/easy-homemade-almond-paste-marzipan-148988

Booteefool
Booteefool

Thank you.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

i'd fall off and die desu

Bidwell
Bidwell

You can't take normal sized steps?

WebTool
WebTool

Blue enough for you?

FastChef
FastChef

yes

Spamalot
Spamalot

live leak
Did he died?

Emberburn
Emberburn

Why not just fucking make one than and find out?

Soft_member
Soft_member

FCC
federal communications commission
anything to do with food
So thankful Ajit Pai repealed that law on curry

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Holy shit that video is awesome. What a legend.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

i want to punch the graphic designer

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I don't speak Italyian, is that prune juice? In English-speaking countries that's for the elderly to help with bowel conditions rather than kids

whereismyname
whereismyname

It’a a baby food in Italy, mashed prune pulp. There are others flavour like Apple and banana but prune is the best. However in Italy elderly people eat it top for the same motives as british elderly

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

You want his babies?

viagrandad
viagrandad

WTH are u saying

TechHater
TechHater

Chicago style hot dogs are my weakness. Love a good longboi sandwich.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Kek

cum2soon
cum2soon

Never been a big fan of sloppy joes. Don't know why, and can't explain. They aren't bad, and all I've ever had were good, but I just don't enjoy them.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Child detected. Sweet and tart is a great combo.

RumChicken
RumChicken

add spinach and sliced tomato

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

/thread

Booteefool
Booteefool

is that nuggets, cheese, preztels and mini cookies? the fuck kind of meal is that? especially for kids, no one should eat this.

MPmaster
MPmaster

did he change shirts or am i color blind?

happy_sad
happy_sad

When i see these I just think about how shitty capitalism can be.
Toaster Strudels came out and were better in EVERY single way compared to Pop Tarts. But slowly they changed the filling to cheaper less flavorful junk. It continued to remain cold unless you burnt your toaster strudel. They slowly shrunk the amount of icing you got until it was barely enough, all the while making it taste worse.

Like Papa Johns pizza it continued to look the same as the superior version from the past, but objectively became shit and its competitors became viable options again.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Holy fuck that looks tasty

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

man don't even give me the papa johns nostalgia...as a kid my grandpa would come over every weekend and bring a papa johns pizza and it was so fucking good, it's probably why i was a chubby kid but i didn't care. it was great and i had a good time with my favorite relative. then my grandpa died and years later papa johns closed in my town. FFW 14 years later and they brought it back, i was so happy
give me those good times papa johns
just for a moment
it tasted like shit, user. what did they do to my papa johns?
it closed back down after 4 months
papa johns came back and ruined my childhood, it should've stayed dead.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

if he had a smoothie like in this pic then it's not so bad, it's a bit high in sugar, but it could be a lot worse

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

i just don't understand what you do with the cheese, do you put it on the chicken? the pretzels? or eat it plain? i'm confused so i got angry, im sorry.

Soft_member
Soft_member

is this dollar guy's pic from when he was younger?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

A sharp cheddar and jam toasted sandwich

Real cheddar, none of that plastic textured, chemical tasting shit you people call cheddar.

5mileys
5mileys

You have to use rasberry jam, with nice big chunks of rasberry in there. If you wanted to get the jam and mash up a few rasberries in it that would be god tier. Use crunchy peanut butter. Toast the bread.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

S'mores flavor
Not blueberry

Spamalot
Spamalot

Not true other wise she wouldn't have had a bunch of kids.

5mileys
5mileys

I worked at a gas station in high school, and did the same thing with energy drinks, and those expensive iced coffees. I'd stock the cooler, and mix as many as I wanted in with the empty boxes and slip them into my car on the way to the dumpster. The human garbage can I worked with was too busy snorting Oxys in the bathroom to notice, so.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I've don't both not so true.
A sharp blade does the job better regardless.
pussy.
Nope just a masochist.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I'm not taking advice from someone who misspelled realize.
If you can type a coherent sentence I don't care how many fucking posts or reply's you make.

takes2long
takes2long

Kids are stupid so they like dumb shit. Put pizza sauce on basically anything and call it "pizza thing" and a kid will eat it.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

gatekeeping in a thread about gatekeeping

whereismyname
whereismyname

Dude.

Like kill yourself.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

ITT: Tasteless "I don 't care if it's trash!" retards

King_Martha
King_Martha

Brits call it Worcester sauce. Only Americans call it by the full name.
So you've never been out west then?

Bidwell
Bidwell

Found the gatekeeper.

Why don't you take your pretentiousness and shove it up your gaping asshole, cockgobbling soyboy?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

What a happy ending, I was really scared it was going to go the other way.

Methshot
Methshot

it wasn't rekt, he made it, which means he's suited for reproduction

Snarelure
Snarelure

My deep fried butter isnt trash! I like it! That makes it good!

RavySnake
RavySnake

Look at my strawman! The foods YOU like are trash and only the food I like is good! I know what REAL food is!

You're a garbage human. I hope hitler comes back from the dead just to gas your worthless ass.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

If hitler were alive today you fatasses would be the first in the gas chambers

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

everyone who eats unhealthy food is fat!

Stupid AND arrogant. A deadly combination. Shouldn't you be gobbling your mom's cock at this hour?

Illusionz
Illusionz

There's nothing wrong with eating unhealthy bullshit now and again, but this thread is "HAHA I EAT UNHEALTHY BULLSHIT ALL THE TIME AND IF YOU THINK IT SUCKS YOU'RE DUMB XDDD"
This is fat blindness

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

"HAHA I EAT UNHEALTHY BULLSHIT ALL THE TIME AND IF YOU THINK IT SUCKS YOU'RE DUMB XDDD"

Literally where? I don't think I've seen a more delusional misrepresentation of a thread. You're head is so far up your own ass all you see is shit.

MPmaster
MPmaster

*your

Since I know that's what you're going to attack next, you have no other argument.

Bidwell
Bidwell

But he was a big old bitch that lost a war, put his country into ruin, and killed himself for being a failure

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Sick fuck should be shot

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

americans

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Chicken tenders, Mac n cheese, French fries, mozzarella sticks, pizza

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

i need communism because someone made a shitty pastry i don't like!
You """people""" are the absolute funniest.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Who is he?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

add sirachi to it.

DeathDog
DeathDog

palms are sweaty

JunkTop
JunkTop

A business has to grow to infinite dollars, it can't just make something good and occupy that niche
Constant penny pinching to the detriment of the consumer is a good thing

Typical Trump voter

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

waaa waa it's big bad capitalism's fault people are greedy!! why didn't bernie win? :( stupid drumf

Fuck off, ignorant cuck.

TechHater
TechHater

fuck, i could go for a hotdish right about now

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

based

Evilember
Evilember

fall in lockstep and accept whatever pig slop large corporations throw into my trough that will appeal to the LCD
calls others cucks
LMAO, the absolute state of the right!

StonedTime
StonedTime

strawmanning this hard

LMAO, the absolute state of the left!

FastChef
FastChef

Holy shit.
S'mores Poptarts are the Poptart equivalent of crack.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Why was the centre pepperoni slice put in place after it was sliced?

Du peace de la resistonse

Spamalot
Spamalot

eating in the bathroom

Flameblow
Flameblow

Why was the centre pepperoni slice put in place after it was sliced?
looks like it came from that top slice.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Former Vice-President of the United States.
Don't worry he does it to everybody.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Not eating ice cream in a hot bath
Not eating a bowl cereal in the shower

Firespawn
Firespawn

can of flavourless hienz bakes beans better than you'd think"
thinking that there's a huge difference between UK and US baked beans
oh honey I'm sorry

StonedTime
StonedTime

never never never use marmalade

MPmaster
MPmaster

Tendies are simple and sublime

Emberburn
Emberburn

literally just bought 2 boxes of these
so fucking good

RumChicken
RumChicken

Red beans and bbq sauce is god tier

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

not smoking on the toilet
not drinking a beer while taking a piss

5mileys
5mileys

Chips on a white bread roll with shitloads of tomato sauce are the fucking best, chop off your fingers and never shit up the internet with your stupid opinions again.

cum2soon
cum2soon

heated peanut butter
heated jelly

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

American names for things never fail to make me laugh at how fucking basic and to the point they are.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

360 calories
50g carbs
24g sugar
13g protein
11g fat
4g sat. fat
All from a thing that is 96 grams total, and a 177ml drink

Those are absolutely terrible macros my dude,

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Y'all ever have a Flint style Coney's with onions and mustard? Try it when you get the chance.
Out. Of. This. World.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I'm not taking advice from someone who misspelled replies.
If you CAN'T type a coherent sentence I don't care how many fucking posts or replies you make.

Spamalot
Spamalot

That was a very fat argument, how much do you weigh?

Bidwell
Bidwell

Lmao @ the bottom left pic, dude doesn't look too happy that old mate is getting close with his grill.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

i stand at the gate of a community and keep people who are too young or too poor from entering, am i a gatekeeper?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

It's a bit weird but whenever I get creeped out by this sort of thing I feel it in my pelvic floor and my balls sometimes. Anyone know if that's common?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Zebra cakes, Cosmic brownies, or school breakfast pizza.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Literally like eating air.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I worked in a grocery store for a year before I quit because I was so ragingly alcoholic, but there was a guy from way back in elementary and high school that worked there and he would frequently microwave pizza lunchables.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Whoa, that was a bit much. I understand if he might have just given her a peck on the head like an old grandpa for a second but he was so ceremonious about pulling back her hair and everything. Both of the girls were like clearly what the fuck just happened.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Non-murrican here, PB is ok in moderation, but PBJ is fucking disgusting, what is wrong with you?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

cosmic brownies are the shit

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