What is the food equivalent of this?

Uber Eats.. but the drivers harvest your organs and sell it via another app. BLOODY HELL

>Ameribacon rashes/streaky bacon, which is always cured and cold smoked
Traditionally, yes and it's a fine product which is why I make my own. However, 95% of people in the US have only ever had the injected and tumbled supermarket mass produced garbage that has been nowhere near any smoke.

Imagine a dark future in which you are confined to posting on Veeky Forums most of the day and having a shitty life haha

WHITEY BAAAAD
DARKIE GOOOOOD

Blowfish sashimi

Australian mcdonalds
>overpriced
>wanky
>poor value for the effort you spend waiting for "fast food" that takes 15-30+ mins to even deliver
>literal holes in the wall make better burgers and fries and cost 1/2 as much
mcdonalds.com.au/menu/gourmet-creations

So when packages of mass-produced American-made bacon proudly proclaim to be smoked with this wood or that, they're flat-out lying?
Quick!
Call the FTC! (or whichever agencies cover false advertising in the US)

Is this some normie show

McDonald's obviously

Something reminiscient of an older recipe that sounds really interesting but turns out disappointing. Oatmeal raisin cookies.

It took a minute to load the page, is this the Australian internet I've heard about?

just your typical bloated usa/aus shit websight design desu

No it’s too intellectual

Normies think it's intellectual, but it's a series of stupid premises

>wot if, the bees were robots?
>wot if, you could electrocute a black man's consciousness for fun?

Pfftptf

...

Also your entire post history is saved and the worst bits are shown at your funeral

>technology run amok
>dumb people dont talk about this every fucking chance they get because they thunk it makes them smart

While your virtual downloaded self is also watching the pathetic funeral

I only liked USS Callister, Hang the DJ and Black Museum of the new season.

Any expensive food hall with very limited seating in a major city.

4th season was eh desu, thats fair

>turns out the pizza was a simulation

Was it? 3rd was quite brilliant. And the Christmas ep of the 2nd series (with Jon Hamm), before moving off of C4 and on to Netflix was similarly fantastic.
Have yet to see the current one. What makes it 'eh' IYO, anyway?

accurate

I'm surprised you guys don't think the third series wasn't a strong improvement over the prior two. Well, most of the third series, at least. First ep was not very good, though I found the ending amusing.
San Junipero is the best ep of the whole show thus far, the one with Mackenzie Davis and Oogabooga Africanname in it.
I think the reason I don't care much for the first and second series is because of how fantastic National Anthem, the very first episode of Black Mirror to air, was. It comes in at a close third, behind San Junipero and the Christmas one. I thought it was simply brilliant but felt the rest of the first and second series were playing catch-up with until the Christmas ep premiered.

An icecream pie, warm and crispy on the outside, firm cold and unforgiving on the inside. Honestly delicous too, and it can be adapted too all different tipes of pies, berry, fruit, doesn't matter.

The Jon Hamm episode was a complete mindfuck, one of the best episodes, the one with all of the people riding those bikes to earn credits and shame all the fat people was eerily similar to how a Veeky Forums inspired world would be.

I didn't think Fifteen Million Merits was so great, probably because it directly followed National Anthem. Had I seen it on its own without the vastly superior preceeding episode, I might have appreciated it more but as I watched it the week following Black Mirror's premiere episode, which blew me away completely, it left me with a very 'meh' reaction, wishing it could have reached the similar peaks for me the prior episode did.
Fat people still suck, tho.

this.

I only liked Black Museum off the new season.
White Christmas is peak Black Mirror for previous seasons

Not the guy you're replying to but I have the same feels.
4th season takes away the darkness and mindfuckery that the previous ones had. It's more of just a meh good quality tv show now

>San Junipero is the best epi....
And I couldn't stomach reading more.
If you're a grill, than I suppose this is acceptable because women are packminded and just mimic what they read in Cosmo, or saw on MTV.
If you're a guy, then plz kill yourself.
White Christmas is vintage Black Mirror at it's finest, and objectively the best episode of the series.

Really, the episode is quite good. If you don't like it because the main characters are dykes, that's fine, I guess, but do you dislike the writing, as well? What about the pacing and concept? I found them all superb.
And now that I think of it, I might like it as much as I do for biased reasons, much the same way you dislike it for bias. Taking personal biases out, I concede that WC is better overall. It's better written, more highly conceptualised and better thought out but SJ impacted me more because reasons.
>plz kill yourself
And go to San Junipero? Yes, please.