Shitty ad-hoc meals

What kind of things do you come up with when you have no ingredients or are too lazy/poor to go grocery shopping? Saturday night only in a few hours, we can help people tonight with our ideas.

>rice with something
>pasta with something
>pita pizza
>omelettes

>grilled cheese toast with mustard/jam
>oats with milk
>gravy with something
>shakshuka
>any type of eggs

I've done grilled cheese with hard salami and its pretty good. You lost me with the sauce though.

>pasta
>butter
>garlic powder, salt
>whatever kind of shredded cheese i have
>dried basil

Make an omelette and throw shit in there
Make a grilled cheese and throw shit in there

Aside from the bbq sauce, that looks pretty good. Personally I would've used pizza sauce.

>Decarbed Weed, Tennis Biscuits and Chunky Peanut Butter

>cheap ramen with cheap meat and veggies (usually cabbage) with an egg
>cheap sausage and an egg scrambled together
>cheap lettuce or cabbage with that cheap preformed precooked cold chicken
I'm pretty fucking poor, so ad-hoc meals are my life.

>white rice with ketchup
>white rice with Parmesan cheese and mayo
>white rice with balsamic vinegar, hot sauce and lemon
>white rice with balsamic vinegar, hot sauce, lemon, Parmesan cheese
>white rice with Parmesan cheese, balsamic vinegar and hot sauce
>white rice with duck sauce
>white rice with hot sauce
>white rice alone

Rye bread with cheese raw onion and hot sauce. Also pasta with eggs, beans and tuna. Good shit honestly.

Grilled cheese toast with jam? wut

I get the first three but fuck you about omelettes. Omelettes aren't the product of poverty they are triumph of creativity. When someone tells you that you need to go shopping again but there are still eggs in the fridge that is a goddamn challenge.

get some of this shit, my dude. Just soak it in hot water for 30mns then chop into strips or whatever.
It has no flavour but the crunch is great. not slimy just crunch and colour. I keep pre cooked stuff in the fridge and add it to my ramen or stir fries. Trust me, Im not a nigger.

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get some frozen peas for that pasta, brah.

When I don't have minced meat for Bolognese I just replace it with canned tuna.
It's actually pretty good.

>white rice with ketchup
Jesus Christ. Why would anyone do this?
Other are bad too but this one is revolting.

I just start eating anything edible by itself. I don't bother putting anything together.

I always keep a good amount (2 meals worth) of leftovers in the fridge. Cook large, consume over the course of two days. Very easy to supplement additional nutrients and shit with boiled vegetables+butter or wheat noodles.

Dump a raw egg in it while it's cookin

Sardines are cheap and nutritious.

poor taste buds you have

This is about trying to survive. Go ask mommy for tendies.

white rice is what people survive on get a grip