/sip/ general

why are sip threads being deleted all of a sudden edition
like why was it not an issue for the past 6 months but it is now?
which redbully is behind this?

SUCCess breeds jealousy. Ignore the haters, guys.

because these are garbage threads

>hit bump limit every time
>garbage threads
LOL ok redbully

drink a real drink you French bastard. like water.

*sips fedora*

true. and with each other's support we shall never fall

these threads really belong on /x/ because an energy drink cant have zero calories or sugars, its paranormal.

Winter is coming sip boys. This same thing happened on Veeky Forums a few times. The sip crew always prevails.

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No5>all energy drinks

/r/ing Candie sip

Agreed. Nothing with zero calories and zero sugar could be that crisp and refreshing.

>it's not garbage, 'cause there's lots of it.

Ask me how I know you're a newfag

Spam and commercial advertising is a bannable offense

>sipboys
You guys are worse than vape faggots.

>obesity and rotten teeth general

anyone have that picture of what monster did to that tranny speedrunner's teeth?

"Spam and commercial advertising are bannable offenses."

Fixed that for you.

Fuck off, retards.

Yeah it was interesting and amusing at first to see the new style marketing/shill techniques aimed at the gullible millennial and gen z kid, but it got old fast.

>sip threads got popular so now they're bad
>liking things means you're a shill
>assblasted redbullies come into threads full of things they don't like then act offended when they don't like them
You can't write this shit.

This.

Carry on sip boys. Pay the haters no mind. Someday they will sip and see. Until then, we’ll be sippin.

Stop samefagging, sipcuck.

don't be mad that we have unanimous
love and support from each other

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oh shoot
2 0 1 8 *

Don't you have another thread to tend to? Leave, faggot.

Brehs

>still typing 2 0 1 7 from muscle memory
>true sip boy detected

Because they're not being made by the approved marketing secretary's at Monster.

Yo nigga, I had the Blue Raspberry one!
Shit was dangerous.

>marketing secretary’s
This is your brain on no-sips, people.

Sour heads is the best I’ve tried so far. Cotton candy is weird. Worth it but weird. Got a champagne in the fridge.

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Coke manufactures this shit faggots

i love sip because sip loves me

You faggots are shilling this shit on Veeky Forums again?
Fuck off
MODS

please get this faggot shit back to /r9k/ where it belongs ty

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nice falseflagging

Nice damage control

Thank you. I appreciate that.

will this #viralmarketing ever go away?

Best TRULY underrated sip? Protip: The only underrated Ultras are purple and blue, and blue is shit.
The true sip messiah.

Coke distributes it, idiot.

>red bullies are actually networking all the sip threads across different boards together

>mfw 2018

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GOOD FUCKING MORNING SIP BOYS

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holy shit is this real?!

I WILL MARRY A GIRL THAT SIPS

SIP in pieces Rich.

>sip grills are real

/sip/ threads are being deleted? Great, no please delete the al/ck/ threads too and Veeky Forums will be a better place.

You know you can get 3 for $5 now?

red bull tastes like piss, i'll even get some cheap rockstar over it
hey whats the blue sip friend?

Are mango loco and pipeline punch sips, bros?

Is it a Monster product with Ultra in the name? No? Then it's not a sip!

I saw today at the store they upped the price for the white monster to 1.24€ a can. Had bought 20 or so for exams at 1, and 'd have gotten 20 more if I had known about the hike

Because memes and shitposting are supposed to go in /b/

you're not getting deleted, you're getting pushed off the catalog because xmas break is over and the kiddies can't keep up anymore.

nah they were deleted
don't be mad your redbull threads haven't consistently hit bump limit for half a year like ours

>Because memes
It's not a meme. That's why people don't get it.
The S I P B O Y S weekly general is a collection of like minded anons who have a common interest in seeing that their need for 140 mg of caffeine and 200% of their daily value of 4 different B vitamins + taurine, guarana, l-carnatine, and ginseng is being delivered on with no sugar or calories. It's almost exactly like /alc weekly threads except instead of being focused on depression and disease, it's focused on positive energy and healthy habits. You see, Monster Energy™ doesn't just sell energy drinks, they promote a lifestyle - and so do the S I P B O Y S.

this.

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Le meme.

First time sipper. Is this kino?

how did it turn out?

More delicious than I'm comfortable admitting desu.

I used to like that sip with tanqueray

Welcome to the sip crew

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Respect to all the boys getting b&. We got your back bros

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I don't mind the energy drink threads but it really looks suspect when you post the same exact drink and brand every time

>being this paranoid
Let me guess bro--you haven't tried that first sip of Monster Energy™ Zero Ultra™

>Not drinking sparkling cherry rockstar

People REALLY drink monster and redbull sludge? Ffs

S I P B O Y S 2018

Why is Red Bull better?

>people retarded enough to advertise for free on Veeky Forums
you guys realize some kike started this "sip" shit right?

improved

Hey lil buddy maybe try googling paraphrenia after you finish those tendies

you have to be 18 to use this website

No, they'll make it to page 9 or 10 but then they get bumped with spam by the one obvious fsggot that makes/lives in these threads.
All the more reason to delete/ban these threads.

>O B S E S S E D with sips
>has never sipped
This is a special kind of mental illness

No, I like to cook and discuss cooking, but since you're a shill faggot that won't stop shitting up my board, I'll shit up your threads.

Your persistence here is more evident of mental illness than the fact that people don't want this shit on this board.

>lives in sip threads and constantly complains
>has never sipped
>has never felt the crisp refreshment of that first sip of the day
>has never felt the rush of 200% DV of four different B vitamins
>has never experienced the satisfaction of tfw 2 for $4
>has never felt the textured can
>has never felt the tingle in his dingle at the thought of that can
>averts his eyes from the cooler section any time he enters a gas station
>thinks it's just a meme
>has literally never sipped once in his entire heckin life
Can't make this shit up boys

Wait so you have sipped? Wtf?

*tips*

Cotton candy flavor will go perfect with your perfume faggot

Bro I made your pic related. I'll sip a bang if I feel like it.

Blue is new to me, I also got The One Flavor and a grape can which isn't grape at all.

Grape can is good.

>it's just one fag shilling
>literally just coca-cola ceo
>no i swear literally bruh 4real

89 / 31 / 44 / 1

>tfw out of sips

coles is doing a 4pack for 7.60, might have to mosey on over

You're a fucking retard m8

See

That proves literally nothing, retard.

>its totally not fake faglords!!!!
>check out these obvious samefag posts

The good part of you ran down your mothers ass crack

But it does user

>That same lad who doesn't know what samefagging is and misuses the term

>literally nothing
Please elaborate. Please tell us about the arbitrary, meaningless numbers down in the corner.

Samefag
A person who posts trying to:
-act like more than one person
-bump a thread

samefagging
The act of bumping your own thread/post/video etc. on a forum/website/image board/message board to make it more popular than it actually is among real people. Used as a way to 'kick start' a post to help it gain popularity.

Fucking retard.