WEBM Thread

Bonus points for OC or at least relatively fresh food

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Juicy points will be awarded as well

This webm has gone beyond stale and is rotting from age. I think it's time to put it in the trash.

he acts like this is the first time he's ever held a knife before

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What if he literally has no muscle memory? That would explain some of his fuckups anyway

make some more asians eating take out webms
those are popular

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Go make a jack thread instead of spamming

>I'm popular
No your not. Most people hate your fucking spam.

You need to submit to his juicy touch

Can someone post the Japanese guy putting the egg on the rice and slitting it open?

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Raw spam is vile. This is too much.

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Post the bbq webm.

forgive me father
for this juicy dish

>TFW you jack posts never get any replies

Current list of jack Image MD5's to filter with 4chanX plugin

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We had a Ja/ck thread and it got 404'd

So, fuck off faggit.

whoops posted the wrong one

Almost like nobody wanted it

It's like a shitty Runza.

>meat has been incinerated
>oh no, oh no no no

what on earth is this webm man even doing?
these threads never fail to produce interesting new content

I love this one. Old guy showing everyone his secret technique then uncovering it.

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It's a legitimate technique, but you're only supposed to use a smaller layer of wood or insulate the food somehow. He built a fire that was probably 1000F and left it in there for a few hours though lol

It's a shitty oven with no temperature control

I want to punch someone after seeing this.

You've got another 400kb. See if you can increase the quality.

Why does he put a glove on the wrong hand? Why does he always have that stupid fucking ring on his stupid fucking fat finger?

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or y'know use gloves

Because he's a fake who realized that inbred retards will give him views in exchange for acting like a retard.

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They always do though

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>acting

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Jack probably has fetal alcohol syndrome. Would explain a lot.

Low IQ. Wide set eyes. Under bite. Highly emotional. And violent tendencies (tried to kill his oldest son. YouTube it if you don't believe. )

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That's pretty cute.

>Individually placed strawberries
Why did that annoy the fuck out of me? Was it autism?

>Be you
>Post bitching about content.
>Posts is contentless
>YFW

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Are Europeans so poor they can't afford meat?

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Can you read? He was not bitching about the content.

Oh fuck what video is that

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Thought this was Joe Rogan for a sec

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>taps the knife

classic patisserie

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t. 14 year old girl with ADD

who ordered the chop with a side o' douche?

>lets make 50% of this audioless wemb people talking without subtitles, thats a good trick

>implying jack's food isn't fresh and doesn't fit in the guidelines of this thread.

That fucking tongue action though

Did they fuck?

Are you really that much of a baby that just ignoring jack posts isn't good enough? You actually are putting in algorithms to bypass them?

a lady never tells and a gentleman wouldn't ask

Why do you think Eurotrash always have autistic fits over American food? It's hard to buy food when 80% of your income goes to taxes.

If there ever was a webm to represent the community of Veeky Forums it is this, and this isn't a compliment obviously.

>Pizza dough
Every time

"Chop"

You fucking retard.

All they can afford is trash potatoes and hard bread, they shit themselves at the sight of a cheeseburger because it's absurdly decadent to them

This kills the benis.

If we outlawed pre-made pizza dough would these animals all starve?

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>tried to kill his oldest son

Mac & cheese

I'm just gonna..

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1515899326516.webm

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>list
Thank you.

Thanks for the list my dude

>Anglos
>Europeans
Pick one

Competitive eating?

>cooking with nail polish
WTF

If you're so bitchmade that you can't cut peppers without irritating your hands and so dumb that you forget to wash your hands after, you shouldn't be in the kitchen.

If you cut habaneros or something spicier like that then it can be pretty inconvenient. It gets absorbed through the layers of skin so just washing your hands doesn't remove it all.

>not using a strong acid to strip all the oils out of your flesh after cutting Carolina Reapers
Come on, step it up.

>tabs the knife
>the he does it again
>then he does it again four times
WHY?

LOL! how obtuse!

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sometimes simpler is better

Pity it's burnt but still looks okay.

>the man was later found dead from cardiac arrest onset by high blood pressure

Jack, please stop posting
your family is concerned

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I'm getting a lot of gay vibes from this. In fact, I don't think it would be out of place in a gay porno movie.

how the fuck do you even eat this
levitation directly into the esophagus?

Doing God's work, user.