What events actually transpire behind these walls?

Freaks come out at night. Everyone knows that.

Seen mice in them.
They hire ex convicts for the night crew to deal with the late night drunk crowd

>What events actually transpire behind these walls?

This 1980's country song describes it well

youtube.com/watch?v=MxaNUp6-O5k

This isn't/x/

I kinda see where your coming from. I've been on all night road trips through the south and go in @ 3AM with the somewhat romantic notion that it will be like an all night diner on route 66 in the 1950's but as soon as I open the door it's like I've stepped into a warped and twisted dystopic version of it.

I wish I could have conversations with strangers like this. When you are really anxious around people they assume you have some malicious intentions or at the very least don't like them. But I'm just scared of people.

midnight is a different dimension
i almost got myself stabbed bc i was being an idiot lol

peoples wif 79% less teefs slingin yo foodt around

Find out yourself, go there late at night. Oh, be sure to bring a gun though.

I want to buy a ticket to the US, buy a cowboy hat and drive across the US and visit diners like this at 3am.

Metal shows, mostly.

Be cautious. If you have a foreign accent in parts of the south they might dredge up your remains from the bottom of an abandoned quarry if the catfish haven't disposed of it.

Mostly nothing, with brief periods of crazy shit mixed in. I worked there on midnights for about a year and a half cooking. Bar rush was the worst. Bunch of fucking animals. Same people, week in and week out. We'd have to call the cops pretty regularly for a while.

The food was pretty good though. A lot of things got old pretty fast, but there are a few things that stayed good pretty much always. Plain Quarter Cheese with ranch dressing for dipping, ham and egg sandwich with mayo, and maybe the texas cheesesteak were always good standbys. They sound pretty pleb-tier, but after you're just gotten fucking tired of the entire menu the simple things stand the test of time. I was in my early 20's and eating waffle house all the time though so it's not really like I had any sort of decent taste, though.

Almost all of the employees have problems of some sort or another. The root of the problem is their own ignorance more often than not. People just quit a lot.

It's a cash business too, which is kind of weird. You don't get a paycheck, you just get cash.

Emergency and contingency planning, apparently.

It's more than just 24 hours. It's 24/ 7/ 365, no exceptions. If you're hungry at 3:00 am on Christmas Eve, Waffle House is open. If you're fleeing a hurricane, Waffle House is open. The building has to be in imminent, physical danger of burning down, collapsing, or flooding before a Waffle House will close.

Bullshit. Southerners are generally fascinated by foreigners visiting, and want to know everything about them. Warnings: southerners are very talkative, friendly people. They tend to strike up conversations with total strangers, ask lots of questions, and tell you all sorts of obscure details about local points of interest.

here, one time there were a lot of power outages in the area, but we didn't lose power. I was so frustrated that we didn't lose power that I just went and shut the breaker off and locked the doors. You can take the backs off the booths and use that as a cushion if you want to lay down, so I did that and rested for a few hours. We turned the power back on at around 5 or 6. It took the sign a while to turn back on, about 10 minutes or so.

Yeah, you're right though. That was the only single time we closed while I was there. There were times where they were doing maintenance on the water pipes in the area, so we stockpiled water and just kept on truckin. Once a year they'll bring in professional cleaners to clean the hood of the griddles. We stop cooking stuff on the grill during that time but we stayed open nonetheless.

I'm fair haired, fair eyed, fair skinned and I hate niggers and distrust Mexicans. I love guns and people that like to talk.

I can't fucking wait. Where does a man get a good cowboy hat?

Have you tried /pol/?

Here's what you can expect from the south:
>be me, visiting mom's family a few hours south for a funeral
>after funeral, head to local restaurant for some dinner
>fried catfish, pot roast, and country fried steak with gravy are specialties of the house
>waiting for meal, look around, lots of hunting photos of the owner and his wife
>lots of Jesus stuff on the walls
>sign on the wall says "We support the Right to Bear Arms. In the event of a robbery, good marksmanship is appreciated."
>Waitress calls me "hon" and asks if I want to enter a raffle to win a free shotgun
>explain I'm just passing through, I wouldn't be there to collect
>she asks where I'm from
>"I have a son that lives up there! If you win, I could give it to him, and he could give it to you!"
>literally met this woman five minutes ago, she has no damned idea if I'm a serial killer or convicted felon, knows I don't live in her area, and is offering me a free gun.

God I love the south.

The south is full of blacks and mexicans so lol.

Cowboy hats are sold at stores that specialize in boots generally. They are also more a western and mexican thing than southern, you'll be assumed to be a jackass if you wear one around casually

Ah cool. Come on by, so I can chain you to the back of a vehicle and drag you across the pavement. :)

Filthy foreigner.

Bro people like that live everywhere. I would do that for you too if I had someone near you.

>southerners are very talkative, friendly people
>southern people irl are just like a more smarmy and warm version of paula deen
This is one of the most bullshit stereotypes if the south imaginable. They're incredibly insular and suspicious of strangers. You'll see more friendliness as a stranger in NYC than anywhere in the south and that's fact.

why the fuck didn't you just get a hotel room idiot

butthurt social outcast detected

Maybe in some tiny hick coalmine town, but otherwise not even remotely true. I've lived in Brooklyn NY, traveled through every New England and southern state, lived in Savannah GA and Asheville NC. New Yorkers were the snobbiest, most image-conscious people on the planet, and this back in 1995 before any gentrification or hipster bullshit. People in GA and NC were constantly striking up conversations with me.

Small town. I was staying in a motel that didn't have food other than a vending machine, Restaurant was right behind the motel, numbnuts.

hotel motel same thing
also you said you were sleeping in your car

Whoops, replied to a comment that wasn't talking to me. Herpdederp.

Nope just a northerner forced to live in this southern shithole and have to deal with the inbred bastards in my neighborhood daily.

>forced

Who's forcing you to live in your neighborhood?

Leave, you're not wanted.

I’m thankful in my country there aren’t thinks like that

What part of forced don't you understand?

If you are being held against your will call the police.

>You'll see more friendliness as a stranger in NYC than anywhere in the south and that's fact.

I guess you live in some sort of parallel universe

With the angry cheeto in office, human rights no longer exist.

Western wear store like Cavender's or Boot Barn.

You must be 18 years of age or older to post here, bud.

Tell that to AL, they seem to think the age of consent is 14 yo. At least they aren't quite MS yet.

16 actually. Age of consent laws do vary by state btw. I realize your Roy Moore reference but different states DO think differently about the age of consent.

Not ever law is the same depending on where you are in the United States. You would benefit by educating yourself.

my mom got her purse stolen by a homeless guy in a waffle house in gulfport, mississippi

I went there and got something random i dont remember and a hashbrown fully loaded. Was like the mcdonalds of dennys and ihop. Id eat there again at night tho. I live in the ghetto and work night shifts so ive seen a lot. waffle house isnt anything too crazy.

youtube.com/watch?v=ELy-B4szILY

I was broke nigga

i ALWAYS get diarrhea after eating waffle house

>chocolate chip pecan waffle
>large hashbrown with mushrooms, cheese, ham, onion

As somebody who used to do annual road trips from texas to montana, this is so true

The roadside/truckstop diners are still great, the customers are just a lot weirder

Fuck. How do I avoid getting nigged?

drunk fights at waffle houses sound magical

fuck you pal I live in NYC and it’s friendly as hell

>racist degenerate white trash wants to find refuge in the american south

lmao

>Work at Disney
>Me and two friends get off work at 2am
>We decide to go to the nearest Waffle House
>Just sitting there eating really cheap greasy breakfast food at 2am in our work clothes and no one else is in the place except the two waiters and the cook.

That was a year and a half ago and it was still a memory I miss fondly despite the place being kinda dirty and the waiter kept annoying us from time to time asking us about our job.

Maybe take the body to some dark dank place in a swamp. Nobody will find the body there.

Seems like a money laundering operation.

I only go around happy hour to get in a cheap meat shield of sausage and biscuits to stave off drunkenness later. It's pretty dead at 4pm in the afternoon.

When I was a kid and went to Disney once alone because I had nothing better to do, I'd go behind the rides and smoke a joint then shit was more fun. Especially the olde stylie video games.

Fuck standing in line, that was lame.

Maybe order something different?

It can't, it has to go to Waffle House, ordering something different would be out of the park and confusing.

Are you the same butthurt teenager who's "forced" to live in the south because your dad got transferred? lmao fuck off kid

What are the best things to order at these kinds of places? Mom and pop or chain. I can't wait to visit the US.

Get out honestly nigger

If you go to Waffle House get the All Star with biscuits, scrambled eggs with cheese, hash browns covered and capped, a chocolate chip waffle and finish it all off with a Vanilla Coke

I wish it was

kek

You just know this woman is a psycho

>regularly go to waffle house after work at 1-3 in the morning
>partially hungry, partially too awake despite exhaustion to call it a night yet
>get to know the night crew very well
>after about a year and a half start getting free food

I kind of miss those guys. The cook and I became bros for a short time.

Alternatively if youre british you can throw yourself in the harbor

...

Yeah the absolute worst time to go to Disney World is in the summer, go this time of year.

Whenever I eat here it's always with a buddy or two and I always eat exclusively with my hands.

>New Yorkers were the snobbiest, most image-conscious people on the planet,
WTF? Literally every time I visit a flyover state or california I get comments on my appearance.
Flyovers: how do you stay so thin?! I bet you exercise a lot, what's your routine? hey cool glasses! where'd ya get those glasses! I betcha read a lot eh?

California: why are you all dressed up? what's the occasion? why aren't you wearing normal clothes*

*the california douche bro $600 mohair hoodie, $350 virgin wool sneakers, obligatory 80s vintage patagonia vest that doesn't go with anything else in your outfit, and jeans that look like hobo jeans but cost $800, p.s. if you have ever ironed your shirt, wore a belt, or wore leather soled shoes in california you will be arrested and deported immediately

and worth mentioning that I rarely if ever get comments on my appearance here, you walk down the street and everyone looks different from one another, it's expected, and even assumed that people will dress as they please, unlike everywhere else where if you don't follow the code you're "putting on airs" or "being a phony" or some such garbage reasoning

Merry Ann's?

>greasy
>pretty cheap
>tastes pretty good most of the time
>amazing drunk
>no one cares if your drunk/high usually because that's where most of their business comes from
>or weird people at 2-4 am

Basically the incarnate of American breakfasts brought to a nice calamity through the experience that is known as Waffle House

Oh yeah best value for your money is the all star, 2 waffles, hash browns, sausage, eggs, toast, something else too I think maybe or that might be it, but costs 8.95 where I'm at plus tax and drink if you get one, still a good price though.

Ok I get the California ragging, but what scenario are you running into flyover fags saying shit like that? The way you present their questions is if they look at you like an alien, I have never encountered that
You must be one of those faggots that refuses to acknowledge the term "dress down"
I bet your casual Friday involves different cufflinks ya fucking mook
t. East Coastie

>but what scenario are you running into flyover fags saying shit like that?
More often than not when I'm in flyover on business in any city other than shitcago
>I bet your casual Friday involves different cufflinks ya fucking mook
Casual Friday isn't a thing anymore, that was like, 1990s. Now it's "dress appropriately" with a fair amount of room for personal discretion. I don't wear french cuff shirts, there's a significant difference between "dressed neatly" and "dressed up", the thing is in california it's a contest to dress down because people think if you dress like a fratboy slob people will mistake you for a tech billionaire

almost everything is amazing drunk or with friends, we shouldn't use those as +pros anymore

Holy shit, that dude is WHIPPED

I went there the other night at 4AM with some friends

nothing happened, the server was cool as shit, bantered with me the whole night, got a double patty melt, felt pretty satisfied. Never actually had a bad experience, the only "almost" bad experience was near a decade ago when one of my friends accidentally nudged a prostitute while the pimp was nearby and we had to sit with him meanmugging us for a good 15 minutes