I'm so fucking bored with life. I feel guilty for not learning tonnes of stuff in my free time and not trying to make money and not reading lots of boring books. If I'm not doing everything everyday for 16 hours a day then I feel guilty. Procrastinating life by wasting it on the internet minimises my guilt. It's crazy logic but it is what I do.
I do so little at my job and stay there for so few hours despite my contract saying 9-5, you wouldn't believe me if I gave details. Nonetheless, being an ugly subhuman beta is hard work when you see attractive women everywhere, especially younger Chads and Staceys. I am locked out of society. Society is a scam that wants to use me up and throw me away. The workplace for normies is a place where they go to socialise with their clones and be judged by their clones.
I have an everythingstential crisis. I wish I had the autism that let me work on one thing for 10 hours.
Background: >aged 26 >no friends or social life since 18 >no female attention ever >went through university with zero social experiences >became the loner nobody talks to within two days of my current job >never been to pub, club, or party >missed out on all the 16 - 22 formative social experiences that people look back on fondly (teen crushes, school prom, school dances, university fresher's week, any sort of relationships at all) >know that women all have 5000 tinder matches and think the average male is ugly; seeing attractive women everywhere is demoralising >feel completely bitter and detached from others due to being an ugly subhuman; lifting weights did nothing
Brody Wilson
>reading an 80 page short story >it took me four days to get through >can't stop obsessively checking my phone Help
Ethan Cook
>this fucking thread again
Jason Hughes
Clean your room.
Jose Mitchell
what would a neet check his phone for? tendie order confirmation?
Caleb Rogers
>aged 26 That's still quite young, considering average life expectancy.
>no friends or social life since 18 Find a hobby you can enjoy with others.
>no female attention ever Hire a prostitute. Reevaluate yourself and find the right type of woman if you're looking for something serious.
>went through university with zero social experiences The past is the past. Focus on the future.
>became the loner nobody talks to within two days of my current job Just talk about the crap they're interested in, if you must. If you don't enjoy the job itself then try looking for another.
>never been to pub, club, or party If you want to go that bad then just go.
>missed out on all the 16 - 22 formative social experiences that people look back on fondly (teen crushes, school prom, school dances, university fresher's week, any sort of relationships at all) The past is the past. Focus on the future.
>know that women all have 5000 tinder matches and think the average male is ugly; seeing attractive women everywhere is demoralising All? Women only really have the advantage when they're younger. When they lose their looks, but you become more successful, it's a different game.
>feel completely bitter and detached from others due to being an ugly subhuman; lifting weights did nothing Find a form of exercise you can enjoy and stick to. Dress better.
>reading an 80 page short story OK.
>it took me four days to get through Find a quiet spot in future. If the story doesn't interest you then don't read it.
>can't stop obsessively checking my phone Turn it off and get your act together.
Isaiah Allen
>crawl back to r9k you filthy scum bla bla
This is a literature board so I'm gonna reccomend you an author. Michel Houellebecq, read his first two books, Whatever and Atomised.
Josiah Thomas
Dude, stop feeling sorry for yourself and start doing what you want to do. I'm was/am in the same boat - no ones going to read those books for you.
Who gives a shit if you read slowly? Just read the damn book. Set a goal to read two pages a day. Congratulate yourself for reading two pages a day.
STOP COMPARING YOURSELF TO OTHER PEOPLE AND GET YOUR ASS INTO GEAR. LIFE GOES BY, AND AT THE END YOU'LL HAVE DROWNED YOURSELF IN A LAKE OF YOUR OWN TEARS AND CUM.
As for women, understand that most people are shit. Most men are shit as well. First work on not crying yourself to sleep every night, then you might attract something positive.
Logan Clark
responses to my posts here
Ayden Richardson
I'm turning 19 in two months and for the past year I've been doing pretty much done nothing besides browsing Veeky Forums 12-16 hours a day. Hope I'm not too lost.
Adam King
>most people are shit What if I've concluded I'm shit as well
Christopher Wright
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Henry Brooks
You aren't wrong. The truth is, no one on this board (or website) is worth anything
Jace James
You reap what you sow. If you've done nothing in the past to better yourself/your life, then why do you expect things to be different now? There are plenty of resources available online that will give you the information you need to become a functioning and likeable member of society.
Brayden Campbell
Then you've no hope. If you're not going to root for yourself, why should anybody else?
No one's perfect, but at least your level of navel-gazing can help you discern your good and your bad qualities, even though now you're depressed so you see only the bad.
Set small goals and work.
Logan Evans
>aged 26 this is the british guy that keeps making threads, he's done it for probably a year on /pol/
we should all stop bumping his threads
Aaron Harris
>I do so little at my job and stay there for so few hours despite my contract saying 9-5, you wouldn't believe me if I gave details I probably would. Most office work is superfluous nonsense
Jeremiah Hall
None of those things you seem to long for matter. Take it from someone who has traveled to multiple countries, been with a variety of women, and has been reading almost every day for years. All is indeed vanity. Because you are looking for satisfaction and happiness in the world, you are miserable. Turn not to the world but He who fashioned it and you will find what you are looking for. God alone is worth longing for and pursuing so pursue Him. If you take one step toward Him, He will take ten toward you. Go to the nearest mosque and tell the Imam, or anyone who you feel like talking to, that you are interested in improving your life through God--that is the equivalent of taking the only pill worth swallowing. Don't make another thread until you've tried this please.
Jayden James
What about you?
Isaiah Carter
>mosque >imam
Lincoln Ross
I'm living trash, just like you
Jayden Hall
What about you're mom?
Jonathan White
You suffer because of 1) Bad habits 2) unwholesome desires
Decrease bad habits, increase good habits; but also inspects what you truly want, since I sense foul desires within you.
Levi Myers
she damb lole
Evan White
>tfw you are a surgeon and make a smug expression reading this >tfw realizing all I do is, at best, save the life of a shit person >tfw my actions don't really contribute to anything >tfw don't have a personality, friends or goals
At least I'm where I wanted to be when I was 16 or so.
Hudson Roberts
Dr. Tenma, is that you?
Bentley Smith
So you're in your 30s and you're having the same kinds of crises 14 year olds have
Ryder Taylor
I've seen this thread so many times that it's lost all meaning. I actually don't mind this kind of shit as long as there's some genuine sentiment to it because god knows this board needs less fucking irony. Fuck you OP honestly.
