>2018
>not cooking raw meat in the microwave
2018
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user, microwaves are only for cooking vegetables.
>not defrosting it on the edge of your toilet
fucking capitalists I swear. Al Gore knew this.
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I exclusively cook using my microwave
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I dont know, they look like theyre coming along quite nicely to me.
Round two
>falling for the communism meme
>he lets his corporate overlords withhold the secrets of cooking
I have seen a lot of really bad pictures on Veeky Forums, but these are the worst.
Actually not that bad. The meat could use a little more seasoning and the burger should have some toppings, but it was an easy 8 minutes of microwaving. I'll try baking cookies next time.
Literally laughed out loud.
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Keep me posted. I'm thinking of heating up cookies in the microwave
There are easier ways to kill yourself user.
>microwave cooking
>that shitty picture quality
>poor handwriting
user I really need you to try harder at life
That's more time than it would have taken to fry them..
I don't have a microwave.
I finished eating the burgers. They were good, and most importantly, I didn't die.
Life is pain.
I live in a hotel.
Why do you live in a hotel?
They leased the room to me for the school year. I had another place lined up, but the people running that place are clinical retards who never gave me updates on availability and took so long to respond to my emails the one time I was told of some openings that all the rooms were taken even though I applied months in advance. I fucking hate this place.
You should invest in a hotplate if you can
>not cooking raw meat in the microwave
Correct. I am not.
Heh...
Great pic, OP. I would have thought this was nothing but a shitpost had you not included the very clear timestamp.
Do you get room service
life is pain, yes
but from pain comes joys
please sear your meat in a pan, you'll definitely get more joy from it
Is that why your mom got you a microwave for Christmas?
>Man is a disgusting filth-piece
>Wears crocs
Makes sense
Fuck off, Jack
Buy a fucking hot plate dipshit.
Their only like $30.
I dont even know
Can someone explain this to me?
>not buying a hot plate
Why? This is perfectly fine.