Help me with a yearbook quote Veeky Forums

Help me with a yearbook quote Veeky Forums.

Law school yearbook, not high school.

CARPE DAYUM

jury nullification

"The exception is more interesting than the rule. The rule proves nothing; the exception proves everything. In the exception the power of real life breaks through the crust of a mechanism that has become torpid by repetition."

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"Splinter is coming."
-Michaelangelo, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vol 3

When he graduates he has a surprise lol

It's been a good year, book. Friends, family members, professors, professional lawyers: these are the people that encouraged me to live on living on. The good time is the time you've spent on good timing. Have fun with your life because one day I'll die on some day, maybe Monday. God night and good bless y'all forever henceforth beyond in indefinitely.

The possibility of crime allows for legislative changes.

I am the law

Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.

Cuntfucking bloodlust taintslit fuckshit dicksludge shitfest faggotgash clustershitfuckdickpiss assrend dickcuntfishclitfuck fuck.

Seconded

My dearest colleagues, once my dad farted and I got a boner, but those were different times.

"Something Something Something . . . The Jews"

Underrated

Caecilius est in horto.

The Argument is healthcare. The Argument is ravioli. The Argument is consuming. The Argument is a rabbit. The Argument is yoyos, the Argument is a penis-straw. The Argument is a windmill. The Argument is a plane ticket. The Argument is metrics. The Argument is a fist in a cunt. The Argument is continentalism. The Argument is Socrates. The Argument is paper. The Argument is air. The Argument is a guestimate, The Argument is Clag glue. The Argument is a fingernail. The Argument is an oblong. The Argument is a 300g bag of fucking grade-a skunk. The Argument is a menu for Wendy's. The Argument is an argument. The Argument is the Cosmos. The Argument is a blade of grass, the Argument is the constitution of the United states of America. The Argument is a flute. The Argument is a showehead. The Argument is rape. The Argument is a winter jacket. The Argument is glibbedyglomlenstomp. The Argument is habbadabbavada. The Argument is WEEHOOTYMcDIGGLESCHNOMP. The Argument is docofovpwlpsnvihwjkokcj osofipdovkkeivownxjiglejxkcjjslcopovkwlspncockownxownocjvijapakcjwpcjkwnrivutgychqkoanciyjwockpskvhspcjpwncowodjvjaixhicowpcnpanspck0vkwpsjh iskgudoivowpkabcobwbdkcowoq fjcoqpidcikwjfihinjggueoocjbwocjpwjojd jdicodi1okqbsngggggghhhhhhpollllllllllslsssssssssssssssssmmmmmmmmccjd. E..................................!

dalenda est carthago

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Care to support that clam?

something you'll look back on and think 'god i was a faggot'. 'ecce homo' or

"Before I break you will will hear me crack" (Moby Dick, but quoted from my memory and translated, so it may be not 100% accurate).

> law school yearbook

What the shit is this? Do people actually buy these things?

"I can't believe I ate the whole thing"

Jet beams can't melt steel fuel.

Best answer. Get the profs panties in a bunch

>law school yearbook

How about burn in hell you kikes

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time

It's not enough that I succeed. Others must fail.

"If I broke open the skull of a Man, I would know what the inside of his skull looked like" ~ Josef Mengele

>E..................................!
I find this way more funny than I should.

meant for

>Splinter is cumming
FTFY

Otherwise, great quote.

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In the beginning was the word, and the word was with god, and the word was god.

Perfect.

>and the word was a god
ftfy

Obstacles are meant to be overcome, not yielded to

one hand for the ship and one hand for yourself

"I go on Veeky Forums, and yet I am a lawyer."

Death before dishonor

this gets my vote

>you share the same atoms as Richard Dawkins
Really makes you think.

In the beginning was the world, and the world was with the demiurge, and the world was the demiurge.

only blood moves the wheel of history

"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."
--DICK

No lawyer, no witnesses? What sort of due process is this?

We really shouldn't have invaded Iraq Bush-senpai.

Seconded

>ywn look like that
fuck life

bretty good desu

If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

Mine was given out at the end of the first week, with everybody's contact info and whatnot.

Because I am a lawyer I cannot escape evil. --Kafka

There are some things even a rat won't do.

Sic transit gloria mundi.

They don't think it be like it is, but it do.

Lex... Luthor

"Diversity is a code word for anti white"

"I'm gay! Thanks to my friends for the support!"

"Rhonda Byrne taught me all I need to know about law."

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"I just like everybody and I believe in everything" - sweet, sweet, Andy Warhol

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Money, money, money
Must be funny
In the rich man's world