Who the fuck reads novelizations?

Who the fuck reads novelizations?

Kids

I ask the same thing in regard to reading plays. Like what the F.

Yeah when I was 8 I used to read tons of these. They were all for shitty kids movies or capeshit. I remember the Incredibles one distinctly.

This one time when I was 17 I bought an Assassin's Creed novelization. The moment I had paid for it, I felt ashamed so I hid it behind some other books on my shelf. Still haven't read it to this day.

Same for me but it was a Halo Novel, I read to page 4 and felt guilty and shameful about it. Luckily I went to a local book store to sell it and the guy there gave me The Hobbit for it.

>Luckily I went to a local book store to sell it and the guy there gave me The Hobbit for it
What a fucking bro. Making the world better one shit-to-good book exchange at a time.

I freely admit I once collected those, usually because I had missed the film a the cinema. The best thing that evr came from it was that I found out from the novel that in ALIENS the sentry gun scene had been omitted in the first movie cut.

Reading a book written off of the extended cut after seeing the theatrical cut all before the internet.

wew

>The Hobbit
>Good

BTFO faggot