Went to in-laws for 2 day visit. MIL puts roast beef in oven at 8 pm for noon dinner the next day. Cooks at 350 for 2 hours, shuts off oven and leaves the roast in it overnight with no heat on. Next day at noon pulls it out to serve. I won't eat it because bacteria and all the in-laws get pissy at me. Woould you eat it?
Went to in-laws for 2 day visit. MIL puts roast beef in oven at 8 pm for noon dinner the next day...
Wyatt Perez
Jace Gomez
Maybe she took it out secretly at night and spat on it.
Ian Butler
Spat??? Are you from Londonstan?
David Hall
Maybe she rubbed it on her genitals, I wouldn't eat it unless she can prove she didn't.
Tyler Nelson
What? No. God, no. Why are MIL always such shit normie cooks?
Jace Watson
Thanks, now I have a new fetish.
Grayson Allen
Probably, but I'm not a germaphobe who gets squeamish about the idea of bacteria.
Lucas Sanders
mercans are such pussies lmao
Luke Powell
>This meat, which was probably left in a pool of non-sterile, nutrient rich inter-cellular fluids for several days prior to purchase, was cooked to a surface temperature of over 200, and an internal temp of over 150, then left in a sterile metal box with no airflow for 14 hours
>Clearly it will be crawling with bacteria now!
Evan Phillips
>sterile