The Count of Monte Cristo?

The anime is better.

more like
The enema is better lol

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Middlemarch by George Eliot? more like Middlefarts by George Smelliot lmao

lmao good one

Looking to read this soon. Best translation/ edition?

>reading french litterature in english

Moby Dick more like...
Oh shit

I really enjoy hiding these threads

Unabridged Wordsworth Classics.

bumping for interest

The Cock of Mounded Crisco?
The Scabs of Sloppy Fistholes?
I should stay on Reddit.

yes you should
this is a thread made for quality discussion not for your shitty redditor puns

But I got a (You) and you didn't sage. IMMD :3

What other MC's of literature are as ALPHA as Edmond Dantes?

sage? I'm OP retard

bump

bumping

Because revenge is His endgame too.

>The Cock of Monty Python
>The Cook of Meaty Crisco
>The Amount of Money Created
>The Fount of Bunny Cumdrops

reddit
out of my thread, NOW

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I told you to get OUT
you can stay if you come up with better posts

>The Gay Science by Friedrich Nietzsche

More like

>The Gay Sigh ASS by Freedick Needdicksheehee

lmao

theres an anime?

literally none. edmond dantes is the fucking king of alpha

haha im laughing my ass off rn gj user

TRANSlation lol stupid lib gtf oh

lol also eDICKtion

Jane Eyre? more like Jane suck my dick you fuckin whoo-ah

no no i agree with u

hell yeah bitch

Thanks stav

>theres an anime?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gankutsuou:_The_Count_of_Monte_Cristo
>Gankutsuou's unusual visual style layers Photoshop textures into digital animation, with backgrounds often rendered in 3D. Gankutsuou is set in the far future, during the year 5053, whereas Alexandre Dumas's original novel takes place during the Bourbon Restoration. Though Gankutsuou incorporates elements of science-fiction and fantasy, it also retains many aesthetics of France in the 19th century, particularly in regard to social classes and wealth. In addition, each of the episodes (of the Japanese dub) begin with a summary spoken in French.

what did he mean by this?

This entire thread lmao

Why the fuck do you have to mention anime in every thread

>Why the fuck do you have to mention anime in every thread
Same reason Millennial fucks relate everything to pop culture.

This entire thread is a wholly commendable and meritorious containment thread

Thank you sir (or woman sir haha), it's very heartwarming as it is the first time someone complimented my thread.

bumping

bump

god another 175 posts to go wtf this is gonna take all night, can't some anti-semitic troll setoff a shitstorm so we can get through this shit before morning

i'm still sad this didn't end with the Count ravaging Albert's boipucci in front of his father as it should have

>52 posts
>1 IP
holy fuck, please seek help

You can't do what he did. Prove it, or you're the cunt, OP.

I can't do what a cunt did so I'm the cunt?
Where's the logic in that?

Lmfao, I leave this cresspit for a week or so and you all lose your fucking minds. This kind of entertainment is actually exactly what I was looking for.

Please Explain

bumping!!!!!!!!!!!!11

The time has come my friends. I will now allow this thread to die in peace.