Webm thread

mustard gas etc...

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It's an old ass meme, anyone dumb enough to fall for it is just darwinism in action.

I want to see her cute penis

Are these kosher

This is garbage my dude

Kinda wish I knew what I was looking at most of the time here

Wanting to do this with homemade sausages

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Yeah baby

I know, I was already lurking back when it first surfaced, and was contemplating giving an "I tried this and it totally works" response, but still...
I've known quite a few stupid people I would not want to see die.

As someone who once upon a time deleted System 32, I speak for all stupid newfags when I thank you for your consideration.

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the fuck is this guy's problem

>NIFTY

he's not getting enough juice in his diet

Alcohol

Is that the result he expected?

He's too alpha for this planet

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He is born with eyes like that.

>add water
>drain
>add water
>blend

Why not use the activated water from before?

Yes. He was cremating his beloved pet chicken, Mr. Clucky.

RIP Mr. Clucky.

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If you use activated water on activated almonds you deactivate the almonds.

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Almost sexual

i always thought those things were hand made

t. Hamish MacDougal Ferguson

most of them probably are.

this one makes me angery

>waterfall of sauce

That's some demented willy wonka shit

lost

but theres no milk in those

if you could combine sandwich bot and sex bot you'd have the perfect woman

He was a good bird, but if you mix his ashes with some applesauce and coffee he makes a better gravy

they are milk, just as much as cow's titty juice

>it's basically just a weird corn dog
>that cut to his dogs looking like they've given up on his soul going to heaven

jesus, jackie chan, it's just sugar!

MY ANCESTORS ARE SHMILING AT ME, IMPERIAL

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garbage

someone post the webm with the macaroni pizza in a pot please

>as featured on YouTube's PewDiePie™

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Holy shit, did Felix-sama finally use one of my clips in his videos?

>cutting off the crust
this triggers me, fuck everyone who doesn't eat crust.

>8% OC recommended
On it, boss.

>kneading onions and potatoes

my bad, he uses this one
youtu.be/shNYC-YsNsc?t=6m29s

>black hands constantly have to be corrected
that's some subtle propaganda

Its obviously their half black kid

>there's some fruit in it so it's HEALTHY

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Jesus Christ

You are an awful, awful person

>filename

what was it?

Is that who I think it is?

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>often called nooch
I understand vegans want alternatives to stuff but how do they manage to fag it up so much?

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pls post pizza macaroni oneeeee

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thank you so much, i plan on making this

They let death row inmates make their own last meal now?

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If they touched her feet, I could understand eating them, otherwise that's just disgusting.

is this how they make every vietnamese dish taste like doritos dust

Did you know that Veeky Forums has a 120sec limit on webms?

I sure didn't before now

im pretty sure every board has the same 3mb 120 second limit besides gif and wsg

didn't know that

just speed it up kiddo

most Jack webms max out at 50 seconds to be fair

I'm a Tasty fag, not a Jack nigger

The first ones are tang yuan/yuan xiao. They're sticky rice dumplings and in the video, filled with black sesame seed filling. They bread and deep fry it.

Second one looks like a normal wheat dough, i.e. flour+water+maybe salt+maybe oil. They cook it into almost like little Chinese spaetzle and then top it with what looks like coriander, chopped garlic, salt, chilli flakes and then hot oil which infuses with the herbs. Basically a quick and easy noodle dish.

Last one looks like some kind of cool looking dumpling, maybe a made of rice flour too, maybe lotus paste inside. Hard to tell as it's not complete.

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...Or since you just made the mashed potatoes and gravy, pour the fucking gravy on top instead of freezing it the gravy and potatoes and doing all that extra bullshit. It's the exact same end result, except without all the stupid eggwash, freezing, piping, etc. God I hate this.

>Vegan Crabcakes
>Vegan Mayo
We need world war three, save us Donald Trump!

JUST FUCKING PUT THE CARAMEL ON THE APPLE
WHY ARE YOU WASTING ALL THESE FUCKING POPSICLE STICKS AND 60% OF THE APPLE
IT'S SO MUCH EASIER TO JUST FUCKING SHANK THE GOD DAMN APPLE WITH A SINGLE STICK THAN CUTTING OUT THESE TINY LITTLE PENIS HEAD DOLLOPS OF APPLE FOR A FUCKING PRECUM SIZED DOLLOP OF CARAMEL
JUST FUCKING PUT THE CARAMEL ON THE APPLE AND STUFF YOUR FACE INSTEAD OF DOING ALL THIS EXTRA WORK AND BULLSHIT

yeast is a living thing, that yeast had a family, as God as my witness it's broken in half!!!

>chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop, tap knife, scrape, chop chop chop chop chop, scrape scrape scrape, flip tortilla, flip tortilla, flip tortilla, flip tortilla, flip tortilla, flip tortilla, plate tortilla, place tongs down, pick tongs up, plate meat, place tongs down, pick up spatula, add guacamole, place spatula down, sprinkle onions, sprinkle cilantro, throw cilantro at taco, throw more cilantro at taco, add sauce, fling more guacamole at taco with spatula, and you're done.

>Can't close the taco because of the 5lbs of shit on it
>Chops the meat to hell
>Doesn't even grill the tortilla
Absolute trash, 0/10

Imagine the fucking smell of that place, it makes me want to vomit just thinking about it

>"If you've never eaten crabcakes before it tastes just like them!'