Al/ck/ General

Stop drinking.

put it in the subject or fucking kill yourself you pathetic faggots nobody wants to see your whiny depression blog

i don't have a hoe

fuck you

Yeah but they’re too sweet. I only drink wine (for health reasons, not being pretentious) if it’s at least 13% abv. Casillero del Diablo is great, 13.5%, dry as a bone and only £6.50 from a pricey corner shop.

no

I drink red, not white and you should too

N’aww, who’s a pwecious wickwe babby then? Yes you are! Yyyess you are! *pinches cheeks, ruffles hair*

No al/ck/s should drink red, user. The congeners are savage.
I drink Chateauneuf du Pape occasionally, but if I drank 4 bottles every day I think I’d kill myself just to escape the pain

>congeners
that's the healthy part of being a wino though
maybe I'll take your advice

Listening to this and getting comfy with a $10 liter of whoknowswhat for

youtu.be/4LfJnj66HVQ

>every single thing about this

the (((music))) industry must pay

Had you not heard that before?

There was an alck room once a while ago. I saw 4 users total over a few days, back when it was spammed over every thread.
It never was truly alive but it's dead now.

Set a filter and never see a al/ck/ thread ever again. Settings, top right of the screen.

i hope he does a lil peep

...

>newfag can't filter

>wickwe
Were you trying to say "wittle" while hiccuping?

Finally got to that point of the night where I say to myself "fuck conservation I want to be warm." And I crank the thermostat to 110°. Feels good right now.

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15 days sober. Honestly don’t know why I drank everyday for the last 20 years. Just made me feel like shite

>Casillero del Diabl
My nigga
Going to get a bottle of that tomorrow now you have reminded me. We have so much good cheap wine here, a bottle of red a day is actually what started me down this path

Yoooo

Fuck off

Has anyone here experienced low test from drinkiing? How much did you drink? Did you ever go back to normal? What was your age at the time?

I binge drink several times a weak. I always looked like a pussy but lately I've been noticing that I'm losing hair on my calves and my semen volume is low.

Bruh, look at this dude
OH NONONONO HAHAHAHHAHAHHA

No, I can be a productive member of society without stopping. I just won't drink as much as I used to, which I'm not, and considering this has been my third day in a row without drinking clearly I've regained control of my drinking since the holidays. I look forward to drinking tomorrow.

Decided to give alcohol a break for a bit but a doctor told me that because of how long and how hard I've been hitting it sobering up could give me a seizure which is a little terrifying. Will tapering down reduce the risks or should I just go cold turkey?

What kind of doctor just tells you to keep drinking or you'll die, then offers no other advice?

I've always found that sketch to be genuinely terrifying

Well the reason I went in was for high blood pressure and of course he asked if I drank and how much so I gave him the truth and that I was thinking of quitting. He didn't tell me that I should continue, he just wanted to make sure I was aware of what might happen. I should have asked these questions when I was there but it was such a wakeup call I didn't think about it at the time

I just barfed then spewed oil out my ass all over it. How's everyone else doing?

>no cigarettes
>no alcohol

What do normal people do when they have free time? This is boring as fuck

I'm smoking weed right now since my stomach and asshole aren't doing so hot atm. I don't feel bad though. Glad I got that out.

>barfed
Are you a blonde girl from 1995?

user, these are called hobbies

You must cultivate these if want to leave a lifestyle of alcohol and recreational drug abuse behind you.

I wish. Things were better back then.

>user, these are called hobbies
So what, I just google "list of hobbies" and then pick something to do to occupy my time? If this is it I'm fucking out.

go to school, work, sleep, type on cell phones, bang their qt gfs

I live in VT and my insulation is kinda shitty. I'm at 55F to save money and wearing a tshirt, dress shirt, quarter zip, hoddie and a furry hat. I really wish I could get warm.

As if. Just joking with you by the way.

Take a shower and do your laundry if you haven't in a while. Really helps to warm up.

That is a real struggle. I was just talking about in my garage. The house is always warm, even though shit insulation and being a hundred years old.

>So what, I just google "list of hobbies" and then pick something to do to occupy my time

Think about what you want out of it, and then find one that fits your lifestyle and interests.

My current hobby is Magic: The gathering. Having regular tournaments which force me to get out of the house (2-3x a week at this point) and interact with new people on a regular basis has been extremely healthy and helpful and a good way to occupy time/thoughts.

Also I get to be competitive and there's an element of gambling in tournament play so there's a lot of good psychological reward on top of the thinking required to play the game.

It took me many months to figure out this is what I wanted to do with my time after realizing I needed a hobby to occupy my time, but wasn't sure what would be a good fit. Just introspect a bit and do some research.

Do you want something a bit more social?

thinking about a life without booze is what always fucked me in the past. It really is much more manageable if you stop torturing yourself by thinking of the years ahead and instead just focus on the only time that really matters, the day you're in at the moment. one day at a time my nigga, you can do it if you think in small increments of time.

I switched from alcohol to chicken schnitzel

This

Also, it helps to get a new, obsessive hobby to take the place of booze.

Think about it this way. Booze used to be your hobby. You gave it your time, attention, and money.

What hobby doesn't love your time, attention and money if you want to excel at/enjoy it?

Hey same, you can ghetto rig insulation, close the doors and have areas of the house that are at different temperatures, etc.

For instance, I do everything in my bedroom, which is just the smallest room I have with the least outside walls, which is probably at around 60. The other room I have that is basically a kitchen/living room actually has a thermometer in it, and reads at around 53-55. The bathroom is extremely poorly insulated, I've basically called it a loss and leave it at around 40, and take fast shits. Also, if I want to take a shower, I turn on the water, go to my bedroom and take off my clothes, and then get to the shower just as the water starts to get hot. If you're sitting down get blankets, built a kotatsu if you want/need to, etc.

Take up home brewing

just taper bro. look up HAMS method

i don't really grow chest hair but the couple of times i've stopped drinking for a couple of weeks i notice a few little hairs growing, no jokes
fucking gross but interesting
my dad has a hairy bear chest

Glad to seem I'm not the only cold drunk. I do everything in my "computer room" which is the 55 do to the electric oil radiator I'm using. My bedroom is cold enough to see my breath but my aunt gave me a heated blanket for christmas which has been my single favorite gift I've ever received. Do you have any problems with your pipes freezing?

>tfw work does drug testing

Thanks user, that helps a lot

sounds jewish

The only way drinking will lower your test is if you are drinking beer with a very high hop content. Most of the shitty cheap beer we drink doesn't have enough of anything in it to do that. But I don't know your situation.

No problems with pipes freezing, I don't think it's ever dropped below 32 inside for anywhere near long enough. Also I'm pretty sure running any kind of warm water through the pipes cleans out any frozen bits pretty fast. If you don't give a fuck milsurp is your friend, you can get warm durable shit for almost no money. Also remember that your body needs to consume energy to heat itself, if you're cold all the time you're going to end up spending more on food anyway, so you need to make sure to keep your body warm, even if your house isn't or you're wasting money anyway.
varusteleka.com/en/product/disaster-control-blanket-surplus/54007
varusteleka.com/en/product/czech-parka-with-liner-olive-green-surplus/5757

Just buy an infrared space heater with a thermostat built in. They aren't horribly expensive to buy or more importantly, they are expensive to run.

>milsurp
Good call on the surplus stuff. I've got this surplus blanket my dad used to use before he died. It's thin but silky and has no airflow. Thanks for the links, I'll load up on some more of that stuff as soon as I don't have to keep paying for oil. Next winter will be different, that was my resolution.

A buddy of mine has one of those. I like how quickly they pump out heat but I just can't afford it right now.

>poncho liners

Ma nigga

Best way to crush 16oz cans quietly?

You don't. Just hide them and crush them at a better time. Hiding your drinking, user?

why do you need to do it quietly?

what are you even doing here

Put them all in a tightly-tied trash bag (to the point where there’s no noise when you swing the bag around) and throw them out at 5 in the morning. By the way everyone knows

>t. bedroom drinker

Nothing about these threads implies we have to hide who we are. You're obviously new based on how try hard you are.

i spent a good number of weeks replacing wine with shots, and it was going good. i wasnt getting drunk as fast, i wasnt going out driving to taco bell as much. but it eventually caught up with me, im now going to taco bell just as often. i just now dumped out about $20 worth of beer i bought earlier. i said i was going to stop drinking for a solid month until the super bowl...

>lost my wallet for the first time
>my dad's literally going to yell and kick the shit out of me when he gets home

help
I'm not fucking kidding

everyone loses their wallet at some point, it takes a day to fix it.

>cancel your cards/tellyour bank they're lost
>go to the dmv and get a new license

lame that you lost whatever cash/rewards cards you had, but nbd

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Forgot about this song

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I never knew the name before. Thank you user

same
they played this shit nonstop
youtube.com/watch?v=5RisBAkC0x8

youtu.be/e8X3ACToii0

I started by drinking vodka from a glass and drink glasses of vodka. Someone explain why shots are alckie tier and not just some pathetic faggot LARPing as a degenerate piece of shit like me. Asking because noticing more people IRL and social Internet shit associating shots with alcoholics like they don't just fucking chug it.

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>gf kicks off because drinking so much
>leave house because fuck this noise
>go to crackhouse, rekt on smack
>walk to get more with some junkie
>fucking police car
>I’ve been reported missing, they pull over
>junkie bolts through hedge
>they’re suspicious so search me
>in cell for 7 hours, nicked for possession of class a
>bailed
>get ‘home’, now with 5 bottles because fuck this life
>no sleep but feeling tipsy, about to get other-level wasted
>she’s not speaking to me, likely to be made homeless today, awaiting court appearance
Well, that escalated quickly. Guess I’m soon to be a homeless, alcoholic convict awaiting prison.
Cheers

I'm drunk as fuck. I made this thread.

Kill me.

Vining is a legend on /k/, pretty funny stuff really.

As for drinking, yesterday was my third day sober in a row, feels fucking good, and looking forward to drinking tonight. I'm actually feeling like I could probably stay sober again today/tonight if I REALLY tried, but nah, I've been a good boy. Come 4PM I'm gonna hit the booze, and it will be glorious. Wondering if I'll go for 20% wine or get some rum. I miss my rum, been having this cost-effective strong wine for a few weeks.

is it really so hard to cut down? for a while i was drinking almost a whole bottle of vodka a day, now I just force myself to write down each shot I take and just stop after like 5. you can do it anons. Be strong.

And yup, police called. Now sitting here trying to chug as much as possible without throwing up, before I’m kicked out. Fuck me, girls are delicious and all, but I’m sticking to hookers from now on.

34 hours without a drink

My head feels so foggy

sorry user

Thanks user.
Isn’t so bad. 24% battery charge, banned from driving, over 150 miles from the only other place I can stay, but I’ve got loads of booze and enough money to gtfo here. Guess I’ll clink my way to a hotel, sleep for a million hours then get on a train. I think I’ll mail this now-ex-gf a pic tonight of my dick inside a girl (hooker) half her age.

Alot of people here are subhumans. Not even alcoholics. I've been to the chatroom. People were scared of me because i was drinking beer 4 evenings in a row. Far from my worst when i used to drink 1L of vodka per day in 2016, even today im drinking 0.7l of whiskey and 3 beers. Most people here are subhumans at drinking. But they think they're alcoholics.

I also dislike how yo guys cry about "boohoo i suffer from alcoholism i cant do nothing"

Personally im drinking 0.7L of vodka per day in 2016 everyday but i know my reasons. I know why I drink and its not "Alcoholism". I had better days i stopped but i still suffer with some stuff and have to drink. People who blame "alcoholism" are the funniest idiots to me.

Nice. Reminds me of being 13 and playing runescape. Good days

Same lithuanian alcoholic from above btw

I know there are some really serious alcoholics posting here but i'd say the majority are children at drinking, children thinking theyre cool and alcoholic. That's just sad desu lol

underage gtfo

Just ignore it dude.