Rate my breakfast

Rate my breakfast.

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I'm pretty sure that mug is older than reddit, but thanks for the constructive criticism.

>liquid beetus
>sad "meat" pucks
>overcooked eggs
>tasteless betty crocker shitkies

2/10

I did overcook my eggs. :(, sigh.

The key to success with scrambled eggs is cooking them low and slow. Eggs continue to cook after you've taken them off the skillet so it's good practice to slightly undercook them.

2.5/10

Thank you for being 25 percent more supportive than this fucker:

>sausage looks sad
>is that suppose to be scrambled egg?
I can't tell because it looks scrambled but not nearly enough.
>coffee isn't black
>not pibb.

I'd thank you for a nice meal because I'm not an ass, but I would respectably decline any further offers.

Alright. Could use some fruit and a carb that isn't a cookie from Subway.