Bacon wrapped shrimp with hollendaise

I recall your kitchen being far more destitute than this.
Did you get a job?

Bacon takes a lot longer to cook than shrimp. You should have par-fried the bacon so it's cooked but not yet crispy, then wrapped it around the shrimp and finished in the oven.

whats wrong with my kitchen?

Bacon is already cooked when you buy it. It came out perfectly.
I filtered the bacon grease in the pan and added lemon juice and an egg, salt and hot sauce. Whipped it up in a bowl on the induction burner.

i see you keep your piss jugs in the kitchen like I do.

First of all, you used too much yolk in your sauce. Secondly, I refuse to believe that you can get crispy bacon and properly cooked shrimp in the same amount of time.

Thats revolting

i used a whole egg with what little grease was left in the pan. It came out fine

the bacon was only crisp on the faces. Not the back. It was great tho. I was gonna try the convection oven but i think that would overcook the shrimp. The bacon was thin, btw. And i stretch it when i put it on so it gets thinner and stays on.

upload to youtube and post the link withing 30 min and I'll make you a webm

Is this real life?

i tried converting to webm. Whats the size limit? It said too big

4MB on this board

3mb and no sound

Figure it out Satan. Makes me wonder if you just made that name up.

>hollandaise
But why are you ruining it?

This is really all I thought... save up your money and do it right

you're the fucking autist that makes the 24/7 webm threads that for some retarded reason thinks the limit is 3MB when it's really 4MB. uh oh looks like you have to remake all your shitty fagbook webms now

fucking dumbass

all he's shown is towels and a pan, man

When were you diagnosed with aspergers

I literally just posted a 3.72 MB gif you fag

Kinda looks like a place where you dismember your murder victims.

Thank you for sharing your dinner user.

Aww. You are so sweet.

are you this retarded

And?

so it's not too big? stop using your niggershop extension that doesn't know that different boards have different size limits

that is some broke ass holiday sauce

Surely you can demonstrate by posting a 4MB webm then.

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I second this. Post a file that is larger than 3mb

>I second this. Post a file that is larger than 3mb

holy shit

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why the towels though, why not a plate?

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>webm

thank god you noticed this. I thought I was going insane

>How do i upload a webm or gif?
>I second this. Post a file that is larger than 3mb
>>webm
who are you quoting

Someone needs to go to /g/ and have webm's vs gif's explained to them.

This whole thread is getting very retarded and OP should just delete the thread.

Your hollandaise looks disgusting

files and webms/gifs were asked for. files and webms/gifs were responded with

Here you go user, I uploaded one for you. Repost it here.
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1516071696751.webm

So you decided to perform an exercise in futility that proves nothing. congrats fucktard.

>fucktard

Yes, (You)

Pic related is the Veeky Forums API. Notice Veeky Forums's max webm filesize?

> "max_webm_filesize": 3145728,

is this how nerds spend their night? I answered all questions correctly nerd lmao

>I answered all questions correctly
The mind of the deluded.

don't try to reason with him, he has risotto user tier autism except spreads the autism over too many dishes to ever get good at making any of them

>files and gif/webms
>posts gif/webms

I like you a lot
this is the kind of post that warms my cockles

post kot

you posting his pictures ruins it because showing how often he posts them is diminished. stop being a faggot

what are you even talking about you fucking retard

Holy shit the damage control.

Sorry about your thread op but this was hilarious. Show us more of your murder kitchen.

keep posting your jewbook webms that nobody cares about I'm sure it's very fulfilling

>i...i was only pretending

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You guys are so autistic

The '70s called they want their cabinets back

1984 motherfucker

I don't know what it is, but your kitchen photos really feel like something out of a nightmare. The lighting, the scale being slightly off. 10/10 I like the tongs creeping into view from below frame too, almost like it's a pov shot with the murder weapon.

looks like a room from inland empire

Looks delicious!

user will you cook for me if I was a super cute female?

Your English skills are shit.

subjunctive mood is for fags.

Why thank you

instagram.com/robs.photography/

only if you lick my wifes pussy

You’re just jealous because nobody likes you :)))

wtf is inland empire?

you use the same towel that the shramp and porc was on. discusting

Even if he had used "were" like he's supposed to, he still would have needed to change "will" to "would" in order to make it sound like it wasn't written by a sexually confused Slavic farmhand.

no? Haha. You all act as if i have 1 towel.

>bacon wrapped
Great way to ruin perfectly good shrimp.

Is that the names of your next victims on the chalkboard?

i never write them down

Fuck off faggot let op have his thread.

a movie

this, wrapping anything in bacon is a shit crutch. stuff them with cream cheese and deep fry them while you're at it OP.

Very nice. Just followed

torrenting it rn. Yay

ty

this is a fucked up movie

Nigga, someone stole your stove

i stopped using propane.

You're one of the reasons I keep coming back to this board, satan.

i pity you

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what 3rd world country is this?

Stil better than the places half this fuckers cook at

your hollondaise broke mate.