User DON'T EAT THAT!

Bacteria is limited to the white of the egg, since it can't break through the membrane of the yolk. It can leak into the yolk if the egg is old though, and the membrane has weakened, but by that point, the egg would have gone bad/be inedible anyway.

I pasteurized these eggs myself, you dumb bitch.
Don't eat any if you don't want any.
P.S. don't drink my fucking eggnog you fucking whore

No one actually thinks this though right? My mom was always weird about food safety and didn't even want us eating cookie dough cause of the eggs, but she never batted an eye at fried eggs with runny yolk.

Lol amerilards.

salmonella toxin is heat resistant you retard. It doesnt matter if you overcook your egg or not

amerifats are scared of this because they have complete shit standards for farms

Food inspection is socialism over there

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>Be British
>Haven't discovered antibiotics yet
>Rub dirt into stab wound after Mohammed rapes and kills wife and children
>die

D I P B O Y S 2 0 1 8

The British invented antibiotics you fucking mong.

Are you actually 14?

is this the American education?

>be amerimutt
>get shot by police murderer for breathing in a threatening way
>get taken to the McHospital in a McAmbulance
>get shot again for not tipping the EMT
>die at the hospital door for not having an insurance plan because they cost 6 million dollars
>get shot again for bleeding on the sidewalk

>not poaching the eggs in the ramen water before adding the noodles

If you don't have insurance, I'm surprised they even let you into the ambulance.

i always add the eggs in after the ramen's almost done

My mom always has to say "You're going to get sick" whenever anyone else in my family gets steaks anything less than medium-well and always makes a blech face and noise whenever we have rare or medium-rare steaks

It's actually pretty annoying

Your mother is right, you ameri "muh bloody meats" cunt.

>being this retarded
does it take work or come naturally?

weak bait but there is always that one idiot who bites. i hate both of you.

Been drinking organic pasture raised eggs raw for the past 4 years and I've experienced to negative side effects. Seriously salmonella is only a thing if you're a baby with a non developed gut flora or an old mean with a weak gut flora.

You're a fucking idiot

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>America is the only developed country that doesn't require industrial farms to inoculate chickens for salmonella.
>America has the highest number of salmonella outbreaks in the developed world every year
Really stirs the old yolk, don't it?

The really funny thing about that is youre much more likely to get sick from the raw flour than the raw eggs

These are quail eggs you fucking philistine, i would eat them raw with zero fear.

>highest number of outbreaks in the developed world
You're still comparing a very small number of cases to another very small number of cases. It's impossible to eat enough completely raw eggs to have a good chance of getting salmonella in your lifetime. And even if you got salmonella you'd be sick for a week and move on with your life.

Can you leave me your switch in your will?

>not after adding the noodles right before it's done

ya fucked up

user...

>tfw hypochondriac

don't do that user

You're wrong. If you eat an egg containing salmonella, then you'll be seriously ill.

Runny eggs best eggs

Less than 1% of eggs have salmonella. But being healthy doesn't mean you're immune, that's a pretty bad way of thinking.

Unless you're 80 years old or some shit salmonella is a fucking joke. It's pussy stuff. You'll just have diarrhea for a night or two. Now E coli is hardcore

>E coli
MDMA coli

There are two kinds of Salmonella.
One gives you the shits for a day.
Another gives you the shits for up tp three weeks making it likely you actually die due to dehydration and you will be spreading Solmonella eggs for months. You doctor is obligated to notify the public health office and you will be made to shit into a cup once a month till you are clean. You will alo not be allowed to use the same bathroom in your school and job like the other people and you aren't allowed to work in food and health fields for the whole time.

t. german regularly eating raw minced pork and having had second Sarmonella becase I've eaten old Mett by mistake

Why would you eat raw pork?

Because it's a delicious way to immunize yourself against muzzies.

mmmmm delicious raw egg

Why don't we vaccinate our chickens, like the Brits do?

Geeze... I’m dating a German and I didn’t even know this.

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Ask him about "Bauarbeiter-Marmelade", "Hackepeter" or german sushi. If he doesn't know what that is, he's not a real german

>I was merely pretending to be retarded

Haha I’m not telling him I go on Veeky Forums. Thanks for the food lessons though :)))

I need a fucking sous vide.

You're a pussy if you die from dehydration, like nigga drink some water hahah

Are Americans so terrified of salmonella because the treatment would cost $250,000?

Honest question.

>salmonella eggs
its a german dish and its fucking delicious
why would anyone be homeless WHEN YOU CAN JUST BUY A HOUSE HAHA
LIKE NIGGA FO REAL YOU CAN JUSTGO AND BUY A HOUSE
yes

Seriously why don't those lazy fucks just buy houses?

That makes me happy. I contracted the second kind after eating some frozen sushi quality tuna that was recalled 1 week later for salmonella and I was brutally sick for 2 weeks. However I never went to the doctor because fuck these medfag pirates in this country so I was spreading salmonella for god knows how long, lol.

Tuscany has a similar tradition, raw sausage is incredibly common here. And I love it.

imagine being so afraid of foreigners that you give yourself parasites on purpose

Doesn't basically every country have various raw sausages?

At least those parasites come with a delicious aftertaste before you have to spread your cheeks.

>poaching eggs
>in ramen
>not making egg drop soup

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>why eat raw prok if it already gave you 2 severe salmonella illness ?
>m-muh muslims
fucking krauts should have been nuked too

But, but this is not egg, this is a lard bubble that i injected with orange juice candy.

>native language
>doesn't have the reading capabilities to differentiate a "second case" and "two times"
Don't be mad, little colonial.

He ate old one, butchers aren't allowed to even sell freshly minced ones on the next day. Salmonella due to Mett is less likely than getting it from bleached chickens or washed eggs. Every culture with the least hygiene standards has some raw meat in their culinary history, mongrel.

ITT