>How did scrambled eggs get stuck with breakfast exclusivity? You can put bacon on a sandwich without anyone freaking out. But the moment your sandwich has an egg, boom, it's a breakfast sandwich.
Are you guys excited for Turtles All The Way Down? I sure am.
John Green seems like such a harmless and inoffensive guy
If I were to ever meet him in person I wouldn't have the heart to tell him his writing sucks.
But he's a god of writing.
They sell egg sandwiches everywhere, I often eat an egg and cress sammich for lunch. This is what happens when you want to be pithy and insightful while being a retard with no real life experience.
John Green, Millionaire Author
Anonymous, Culinary Expert (Egg Specialist) (Unemployed)
These are the kinds of thoughts Andy Rooney would throw away.
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He really looks like a 45 year old retarded man that lives with his grandma.
And yet he's more successful than you'll ever be. Makes you think, huh?
Lil Yachty, Millionaire Musician
Anonymous, Been playing music their whole life (piano and violin specialist) (Not employed in music LMAO)
Is that shit? Will we find some James Joyce-tier letters of him proclaiming his love for underage girls and their scat?
>And yet he's more successful than you'll ever be.
Yeah totally
Why is there doody on his face?
He's raising awareness for peanut butter-identifying gender fluid sea monsters.
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Wrong image
Hiroyuki: better pay up bitches because if you won't you'll get malicious ads and boards will shut down
Some boards definitely deserve to be shut down. Veeky Forums's one of them.
I agree. Even /bant/ has more quality discussion than Veeky Forums. Every last post on Veeky Forums has at least 7 different layers of memes and irony.
I agree. Irony has no place when you're discussing serious literature.
>Comes to Veeky Forums for serious discussion
We got a mentally disabled underager here, bois.
>discussing serious literature
>on Veeky Forums
if you want Veeky Forums-tier level of discussion but don't want all the ironyyou should read your middle school textbooks