FOR ALL AMERICANS

>1. Coffee should actually have coffee in it not water.
What? You eat roasted beans without water?
>2. Alfredo Fettuccine is not a thing.
We make it, so it exists. Stop breaking reality.
>3. Never ever fry bologna
Agreed.
>4.Instead of “Sunday Gravy,” order Neapolitan ragù or bolognese sauce.
Red sauces vary from establish to establishment because we don't all obsess over tradition.
>5. You are absolutely never allowed to add cheese to a seafood pasta recipe.
If you are from Italy than you haven't traveled around much...
>6.You finish cooking pasta in its sauce after you have drained it from the boiled water; you never dollop the one on top of the other.
Preference; especially if you're talking about fresh vs dried. I prefer not stirring or tossing pasta that is fresh. You're starting to make me think you're a retard.
>7.You cannot brag about other people's food.
You're fucktarded if you don't learn from others.
>8. Do not claim you food as italian.
Most Italians aren't cannibals?
>9. We're still friends if you respect this.
By "we" do you mean the country you're trying to speak for, or ignorant and controlling ass?

>You're starting to make me think you're a retard.
the irony

>durr you cannot change anything! Change and innovation is wrong!

This OP is literally why Italy is such a shithole. Quit living in the past.

bah

>Do not claim you food as italian.
Why would anyone claim their food is shit willingly?

>Sunday Gravy
What?

mutt genetics

Who is she?

Don't know, found her here. I just posted it because any reasonable human loves ass.

Kim Kardashian

No, that one looks real and like she has likely been around the block less.

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that skinny bitch aint that fine

is that brains

are you a zombie

top kek how will they ever recover

Is he trying to pork the porker or smugly smiling while he uses her as a human shield?

I love how we've followed the inherent rule of eventually every internet discussion, even food, will end up related to sexuality. But seriously, someone at least post a picture of people smearing cake on each other.

Homemade butter and strawberry jam, but not like goober.

>128▶
>

>foreskin not included

>semi-literate rambling
KYS. OP is correct on all counts.

Sometimes it's so hard to tell if it's an obsessed Euro or a cuck American.

Can't you all just fuck already and get along?

>1. Coffee should actually have coffee in it not water.

coffee is by definition water with solids from coffee beans dissolved in it
fucking retard

get over yourself and enjoy your muslim invasion, dickhead.

This. Why would I care about someone's opinions I'm literally never going to meet.

Fuck off Wop

Spanish is the most revolting language

What about shrimp alfredo?

You're trying way too hard m8. Here's your (you)

I second the request for sauce.
That ass is fantastic.

nigger

>Coffee should actually have coffee in it not water
Make some sense you Mussolini loving noodle slopping Mamma mia shouting mafioso
>alfredo fettuccine is not a thing
It is since we created it.
>never ever fry bologna
Easy for you to say until you've tried some Oscar Myer. It needs the help.
>Sunday Gravy
Never heard of it.
>no cheese seafood pasta
I happen to know not all Italians are this autistic.
>pasta in sauce to finish
Agreed.
>Cannot brag about other people's food.
I am guessing you mean Americans claiming Italian food items or dishes? That's fine, you give us all of ours back first, greasy Tony.
>Do not claim you food as Italian
see above
>We're still friends if you respect this.
Most of it is retarded. Go back to your metro apartment with postmodern decor and try on some more effeminate clothing.

Fpbp

amerimutts have no good original food, just plastic imitations of other cultures and sugary/fatty garbage i wouldn't feed the dog
prove me wrong(protip, you can't)

You're a fucking child who thinks you know everything about the world through a combination of watching lots of television, spending time on the internet and being absolutely in love with your own sense of superiority.

>all this non caring thread
literally obsessed

Bumping this quality thread!

What is this picture of? Aspic? Holodetz?

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>Coffee should actually have coffee in it not water
pretty sure it should have both
> Alfredo Fettuccine
Americans say 'fettuccine alfredo', never heard anyone say it in the opposite order
>Never ever fry bologna
Never tried, nor have I had bologna since I was a young child, but why would this possibly make anyone mad?
WTF is "sunday gravy"? Americans eat bolognese and ragu all the time and what does that have to do with gravy?
> never allowed to add cheese to a seafood pasta recipe
This surely isn't an american thing, Americans hold this dumb superstition just as strongly as euros

Also, don't forget that tomato is an American fruit, most of what you are known for didn't exist until America was discovered, and many of your internationally recognized dishes were made and popularized by Italian immigrants in America and American media

Lmao we made tomato our bitch long before your country was even a thing
We might owe it to the American continent, but we also discovered it so technically all of it is our property and we do whatever we want with it.

Please expand on how Italy discovered the tomato. Italy wasn't even a country then. It was just a bunch of backwater provinces of the germans and spanish, and a collection of some church lands

average american food webm:
for the sauce add:
>hamburger helper
>brown sugar
>50% sugar rustic southern bbq sauce
atleast we can take solace in knowing that all the mutts here will die of diabetes soon

t. amerimutt historian

To your average Euroteen pre-unification Italy only selectively exists as an entity when it's convenient.

I would BTFO your ass but im in bed already and its late
Go check tomato history on wiki and BTFO yourself
Tomorrow i will demolish any pathetic attemp you might have made as a comeback

>3. Never ever fry bologna
But that's the only way to make it actually taste edible.

Even the peoples of what is now called Italy didn't really have a concept of Italy being a thing until a couple hundred years ago, after the US was already a thing

the tomato is native to south america. go to bed pastanigger

>1. Coffee should actually have coffee in it not water.
good thing i pour boiled gatorade over my coffee beans. eat my clean, large american dick, i love americano.
>2. Alfredo Fettuccine is not a thing.
no one cares
>3. Never ever fry bologna
baloney sucks
>4.Instead of “Sunday Gravy,” order Neapolitan ragù or bolognese sauce.
literally who
>5. You are absolutely never allowed to add cheese to a seafood pasta recipe.
fair enough
>6.You finish cooking pasta in its sauce after you have drained it from the boiled water; you never dollop the one on top of the other.
literally every competent cook knows this, you're not some genius chef
>7.You cannot brag about other people's food.
don't flatter yourself
>8. Do not claim you food as italian.
don't flatter yourself
>9. We're still friends if you respect this.
don't flatter yourself
>10. O B S E S S E D
i mean, obviously

Hot & Ready

>implying people only magically come into existence when a nation state is formed
user, many italian states in the early modern era enjoyed being outside of the spheres of the austrians, french and catalonians. Similarly, some states developed many gastronomical(pasta, widespread use of tomatos etc), and non gastronomical(see renaissance). Just because italy as a political identity did not just exist as of yet does not disallow various subcultures and precursor states from developing ideas.

The first recorded Italian sources referencing tomato in a recipe directly refers to its use in Spain (over 100 years after the spanish brought it back from America), the spanish learning of it from the Aztecs

>not frying bologna
go fuck yourself

Our president is based and you’re not, darky.

1. What? Are you implying I dilute my coffee like some little bitch, or is there a piece I'm missing here?
2. Who cares if it's a thing? Good sauce over good noodles
3. ok, i guess
4. what the fuck is sunday gravy
5. wasn't planning on it
6. that sounds a lot better; i'll start doing it that way
7. >>>/tumblr/
8. "Americanized Italian" just doesn't quite have the same ring to it. I'm going to call it Italian, but everyone who isn't a fucking retard knows what I mean.
9. lol

If the nation state they belong to doesn't matter then why would the many many Italians who came to America and established the modern form of the cuisine not count?

Ok, I think the real question is what the fuck is Sunday gravy and why do you think this is a concept most Americans would be familiar with?

>If the nation state they belong to doesn't matter then why would the many many Italians who came to America and established the modern form of the cuisine not count?
>modern form of the cuisine
your logic is sound user, but all the 'italian americans' have done is devolved the food into a cesspit of grease, fat, and sugar to appeal to the mainstream mutt tastebuds.
because of this it is not italian food, but amerimutt food inspired by italian dishes

While there is much of that, the fact is much of "Italian" food came from American media, and the tourists going to Italy looking for shit that the media told them Italy should have since Italian Americans were associated with it

The fact is, no one in Italy would be eating or making pizza if Americans hadn't invented and popularized it and told the entire world it was an Italian thing.
italy has pretty good food, but it is very historically intertwined with America, and its pretty hard to establish which group invented which dish

All Americans in this thread
All the other countries actually really like you
They are just tsundere
Why do you think they constantly talk about you and act out around yoy
They love you they want your attention

Whatever you say, faggot.

keep eating that mcdonalds thats down the street euroboy ;)

what's wrong with cheese and seafood

whiter then you, achmed

>the fact is much of "Italian" food came from American media
by 'italian' food you mean peperoni pizza etc? i can tell you almost no-one eats that here, the only places that sell it are in major tourist areas to try and get dumb tourist money. you are right there are many variants of italian food created by americans, but they are not eaten here so they can not be called actual italian food

>1. Coffee should actually have coffee in it not water
So what are you supposed to use as solvent for the caffeine? Acetone?

Why are non Americans so obsessed with us
Do you guys love us
It's made by Italians
It's Italian food

>Coffee should actually have coffee in it not water.
wait... what? do you not use water to make espresso? do you not use coffee to make drip coffee here?

Pizza in general was only popularized in Italy because of America

Keep in mind that Italy is basically just one big tourist trap

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as an italian... what in the flying fuck are you on?

All Americans in this thread
Don't listen to these gay Italian fucks
They eat maggot cheese and tuna sperm

>'italians'
if i add dogfood from a can and brown sugar to a malay curry does it make it malaysian food?
*source lacking*
where i live we have been eating marinara pizza since before italians even made the mistake of leaving to your shithole country

>where i live we have been eating marinara pizza
I seriously doubt this

This is the most idiotic list I've read in awhile. Fuck off, no one wants to be friends with idiots who give people idiotic ultimatums.

>9. We're still friends if you respect this.
Get the fuck out you piece of shit.

USA! USA! USA!

If you are Malaysian and the dish becomes known
Yes

hurr durr look at our air dried ham, literally every country in the world has better food, even Russia and all their recipes call for their food to be padded out with 80% dirt. But muh seafood, bitch please, all the seafood is from Sicily a place where they don't even speak Italian.

>Never ever fry bologna
Fuck right off lobster back.

cute

that's a negress.

>FOR ALL AMERICANS.

Alright! Here we go!
>Some things you have to know.
OK, I'm listening ...
>1. Coffee should actually have coffee in it not water.
Coffee is mostly water.

>2. Alfredo Fettuccine is not a thing.
No, but Fettuccine Alfredo is.

>3. Never ever fry bologna
Why not? It's delicious. The shit that passes as bologna here (especially the stuff which tastes similar and is labeled "baloney") needs all the help it can get. A bit of char can help a lot.

>4.Instead of “Sunday Gravy,” order Neapolitan ragù or bolognese sauce.
I've never heard of Sunday Gravy. The fuck is that? If all Americans should take this advice, then why is it not a thing anywhere that I have lived?

>5. You are absolutely never allowed to add cheese to a seafood pasta recipe.
Bullshit. I lived in Italy for a while. There were plenty cheese-on-pasta dishes.

>6.You finish cooking pasta in its sauce after you have drained it from the boiled water; you never dollop the one on top of the other.
Again, that's not necessarily true. I have seen as much first-hand in Italy.

>7.You cannot brag about other people's food.
Brag? Maybe not. But one can rave about it.

>8. Do not claim you food as italian.
I don't, except when it's a recipe I learned when I lived in Italy.

>9. We're still friends if you respect this.
Then get your fucking facts straight.

You also never specified which region of Italy, which sauces cannot be added after, and you've gotten so much wrong. It's what you get for generalizing: You show how much of a fucking moron you are.

Let's just pretend that the US has an inferior palate. What is your end result to pointing this out? What do you gain?

>No. 9
fuck you. i don't want to be your friend. you are very controlling.

what the fuck is "Sunday Gravy"

Coffee doesn't have water in it? That's news to me. Must be hard to drink.

If being a "foody" means turning into a pretentious literal faggot like you, i'll eat gruel for the rest of my life.

It's just what Italian Americans call tomato sauce with alot of meat simmered in
It's Basically Neapolitan Ragu

red sauce made with meatballs, neck bones, sausages, basically a bunch of delicious meats of your choice.