FOR ALL AMERICANS

FOR ALL AMERICANS.
Some things you have to know.
1. Coffee should actually have coffee in it not water.
2. Alfredo Fettuccine is not a thing.
3. Never ever fry bologna
4.Instead of “Sunday Gravy,” order Neapolitan ragù or bolognese sauce.
5. You are absolutely never allowed to add cheese to a seafood pasta recipe.
6.You finish cooking pasta in its sauce after you have drained it from the boiled water; you never dollop the one on top of the other.
7.You cannot brag about other people's food.
8. Do not claim you food as italian.
9. We're still friends if you respect this.

>Implying any American cares about being your friend

Imblying we care what you think. Have fun with your Mohammeds and weekly terrorist attacks.

Cacoe de pepe with shrimp or lobster though?

>this is how americans dont care

you haven't respect for our culture.

You're like you ugly president.

>Not knowing an Americano is Italian and changed names during WWII only due to it's popularity among GIs
>Thick noodle used to stand up to a this sauce
>Fried bologna is a deep South thing and can be good if paired correctly like with whole grain mustard and swiss
>Thinking Americans know actual Bolognese sauce
>Scampi is a cream sauce but no cheese is retarded logic also brodo broth is excellent with shrimp and is at it's base a cheese sauce since parm rinds are where it gets it's flavor
I can be down with the other stuff

you can be Down, indeed

>1. Coffee should actually have coffee in it not water.

So you brew it in liquid nitrogen or what?