Do Americans even cook?

Do Americans even cook?

no

i cook my man batter in your mom's asshole

I cook your mom's ovaries after basting them with my man sauce

I have sex with your mom.

I just cook my semen in your moms oven

Who eats it, you or him?

I cook these. 9 minutes in the microwave three times a day

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It's not 1990, nobody wants to be like Mike anymore.

Seen him fly into the fancy ski resort town I work in with his private jet. Carolina Blue. Air Jordan. Picked up by a security entourage. It can't be that bad.

MAMMA MIA CHE PUZZO BRUNOOOO

Fuck no, I have more money than I know what to do with. I pay someone else to cook for me.

i like how europoors are living the similar dream and they still shit on america

fucking bangers and mash? fish and chips? you really think your shit is that much different?

yup

I am Chinese tho

>protein shakes
>eggs prepared different ways
>plain rice and plain chicken in a slow cooker
>cereal/oatmeal/granola

Things don't have to taste good for me to eat them.

There's too much sinuous tissue for most American cooking. And for god's sakes remove the clothing as most of it is synthetic and will stink like hell.

yes

Very few. And for the ones that do, "cooking" refers to heating up a jar of pre-made pasta sauce.

t. dyel