What's the kinkiest food?

My hot Italian sausage

you're right Dude!

Yes you do

all two centimeters of it!

oh sick, radical burn

Ginger in the ass or vag is supposedly very painful

moist creamy cake with whip cream and sprinkles
see how long you last feeding it to your gf/wife before you pounce on her

Oyster

I defy anyone to say "cheeseburger ball gag" three times fast on vocaroo. Can't be done.

toe jam

this

grilled cheese

Anyone that combines food and sex is a gross degenerate.

George did literally nothing wrong

radical get

Oil olive oil extra virgin maybe

Habanero infused olive oil even better

no fucking shit

canned fish assholes

>he's not a deviant degenerate

poor user doesn't know the good life

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>no one posted that fat atheist dude shoving a banana up his ass

for shame

Nah man
I wouldn't want anything of anykind
That was a trap in a groupchat

tube steak

>Fuck yourself with it, then eat fruit
>Eat fruit, then please yourself with the peel
It's one of the few toys for all sexes and all preferences.

>Peel banana
>Slap my dick around with the banana for a bit and shove peel up my ass
>Eat banana
Did I cover all preferences?

smegma

It's an acquired taste.

My man meat, natural, no plastic essence. Dessert sweet walnut sauce.

If I put this jalapeno up your ass, will you die?

Cucumbers and Crisco

>kinkiest food
I've heard tale of oysters and chocolate.

Cheddar popcorn

You know damn well what it would feel like

strawberries

Can confirm. Used a series of cucumbers building up to a real fat one on a slutty big titty stripper ex and drove her wild. Made her cum twice with her lifting herself up and pressing against the cucumber, and then she did something she never does, she called me later in the day just wanting to talk and be nice. Probably did some brain damage.

..pastrami

Came to post this, I use coconut oil but I don't cook with it

As expected of country grown vegetables

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