Dressing like a lunatic

y does this faggot dress like a virgin? Doesn't he have like 400 million dollars?

Jesus

He's ugly as shit and is a known plebian pulp writer
What reason does he have to dress differently?

He could sudoku live on stage

Great thread. Jeans and a t shirt are virgin lunatic territory.

What do you think the dogs are thinking in the picture?

>tfw wearing that right now.

I'm guessing you're not on the fucking tonight show though

That's how most Americans dress unless you're a millennial or a faggot.

>gee i hope i don't get raped again

Nothing wrong with jeans and a tee. He's still a shitty writer though.

True, I wasn't thinking of context.

I bet the true virgin is OP.

Veeky Forums as fuck

What a crazy eccentric! Should've worn a tuxedo and bear leather slacks like the rich usually do.

>What do you think the dogs are thinking in the picture?
I hope I don't end up becoming a sweater like the others did.

>I bet the true virgin is OP.
Oh my gosh did you really say THAT?!

>most americans
In flyover states where the most formal place in a hundred miles Outback Steakhouse, yes

Kek flyovers, when will they learn

made me chuckle

Americans can't dress themselves it's true.

You're correct but only because the word can't is ambiguous. Dressing well in America ostracizes you because we need to pretend to be communist to maintain our social hierarchy.

Get on my level.