What are some good recipes involving lampreys?

What are some good recipes involving lampreys?

Put your dick in it. Then season it with salt and pepper.

that's jazz jennings' new vagina

Makes an excellent side dish to shark fin soup.

I still cant believe some poor jap women put one of these in her behind.

source pls

Jazz didn't have a big enough dick to turn into a vagina. That little boys life is going to fucking suck when he gets older and realizes the mistake he made.

Karate Kid 2. Happens towards the end

suporn, the best surgeon and clinic in the world, doesn't require much material, especially not dick

which one

The one where the Karate kid goes to Japan, chops Ice, and has a lamprey buttfucking girlfriend. Great scene. Can't believe you do not remember it... got awards.

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is that what they look like uncircumcised?
>so glad im American

that is NOT correct. What the hell is wrong with you.
>he went to okinawa

okinawa is in japan you chucklefuck

Politically not geographically, and there are significant cultural differences. You're both wrong.

>Show me wax on, wax off.
>Show me paint the fence
>Now show me take the fish

If you have slanty eyes, you are Chinese. I do not care if you wear different robes, and have slightly different styles of kick fighting. You guys are like mexicans and peurto ricans... we don't care if you think there is a difference.

no, fuck off, it's japan. just like hawaii is usa. There is no arguing this. countries are never based on geography, japan is like a billion islands

>Dirty fucking micks
Fair, but if a Hawaiian shoved a parasitic fish up her ass, I wouldn't Google American lamprey ass.

Holy shit, I did not know they got that big. I thought they were maybe the size of a finger.
Are the little white balls eggs?

what are the search results?

A post about 7Chan mods.

tooth stew.

checking

oh jesus h christ the guy who said okinawa is right. by your logic you wouydlnt say "oh i went to america" if you went to hawaii, you'd say you went to hawaii. what the fuck is wrong with you. the whole POINT of the movie is that they went to okinawa. fuck you.

The point of the movie was about two old asians non-violently resolving a past wrong, working together to save their village and traditions, a girl fucking her butt with a lamprey, and a karate fight. It could have all happened at a truck stop in Iowa. I don't know what movie you watched.

That useless little clitdick flopping around while you pound her fat bucci will make her the most desirable trap.

>and not a single recipe listed in this godless thread
I'm not disappointed.

Fuck off (((chop))) you fucking faggot

The classic is to skin them, remove the gut and spinal cord, then roughly chop, soak overnight in the blood, then stew in a sauce of the blood, red wine, bay and shallots.

Jazz grew up to be a fatty?
All of my dick

This is a horrible idea. Season your dick with salt and pepper before putting it in. That way you have the seasoning on the inside

Thank you for shitting up another thread with your childish grudge.
Chop's post was on topic unlike yours, cunt.

Retired and left all his tranny patients with no contact or aftercare. Some tranny on a plebbit thread explained their experience and post op regret and then was even more upset when the man retired suddenly and left everyone hanging.

hanging. ha

WRONG
I'm getting it with suporn in a year's time

ha! faggot.

Being a faggot is comfy tbhfam

>being nothing more than a submissive faggot porn object is comfy when you have no responsibilities but to put stuff in your ass
>must feel good must feel good nothin wrong nothing wrong
>dopamine dopamine dopamine

this is why faggots are degenerate and should be killed, no use to society.

You are a broken guy that is planning an amputation.

Yawn

>one person actually answers the ridiculous question on how to cook lamprey and everyone just keeps shitposting.

If you are fat and talk like a retard, you are American. I don't care what state your from or what colour your skin is. You are still a retard.

>seasoning the lamprey
its almost like you're gonna eat it, why are you ignoring the nice bloody seasoned dick?

Give them to shillary, those are her most trusted cronies and henchmen.

Deep frying them like the Finns looks more appetizing, and this is despite Andrew zimmern making retarded faces while he ate them

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Is dat sum lamprey? I thought Jabba da Hut was gonna punish us. I luv me sum lamprey!

>went to new york
>went to LA
>went to Las Vegas
Im so glad these are different countries

Look, if a flyover takes a lamprey up the bum, you can call them American, cities with culture require a special designation, even if they are more likely to stick shit in their collective asses.

Just cook them in a lot of butter. Delicious and doesnt need anything else.

>just drown it in butter

God bless nature's little mistake

I kind of recall Heston Blumenthal making a lamprey dish on one of his shows.

And lamprey pie was a thing.

ok there chop put your name back on you dumbass

>WE

sorry, we whites... the ones that can put "white" on a job application and get hired.

I've been reading up on it and people really do eat these things. And they're fish.
I guess I presumed they were just another kind of leeches so I learnt something new today.

Remember that you asked for it.

you need to to mask the nickel after taste

holy shit, there is no god!