My drunk cooking adventurws ronught

hey man if you wanna share your stuff while blitzed it's fine with me

>sausage, chips, and curry sauce

but that sounds really fucking good t. american

This fucker i live him!

Anyway. Tge beNx veanz branz beanz. Is afhhhhhhhh. Agjhgfhhhhh. Worcestirshire sauce anf tobasco. Tint bit of butter, urish butter.

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Go on
iused to drink alone too back then

Looks like a big slop of shit

Sober bump.
The first pic is a pescatarian thingy you combine in a fish sandwich.

This is not acceptable. My typing is never this bad even when I'm on the verge of blacking out. Hell, when I awaken from a blackout all of the (you)s I have no recollection of typing are perfectly fine apart from the very occasional typo.

I'm fucking hammered and high right now; you're so full of shit.

I'm full of shit? I can actually cook though, you lot are the ones full of chicken tendies. Btfo Muricans.

And I had two bottles of wine and some extra strength cider, which makes typing on phone a nightmare. If you're "hammered" and can type just fine, you should learn to drink more, noobs. Though your definition of hammered probably doesn't go beyond a slight wavering of balance. Sounds like a whale of a time.

You're embarrassing Veeky Forums right now.