Lucifer was the first virgin

But that's wrong, which you'd know if you'd actually read it. Lucifer has sex with his daughter Sin in heaven, prior to his fall.

Centerbury Tales is unironically plebshit, only remarkable for its trivial precedence

That's agonisingly inane.

It's appreciable for itself. The variety of style and depth of characterization.

See , having sex with your own creation is just embarrassing, its like buying one of these

>her

Beelzebub is the fag m8

this is just your narcissim again...you cant seriously believe the entire academy gets together and tries to invent something like this out of misplaced national pride. How old are you?

Why wouldn't they? Jews only took over the academy recently, Limeys were up to all kinds of shinnanigans before then

>I think his position in the canon has been vastly overstated

Dude, the influence of Milton is tremendous. You know how most people think the snake in the garden of Eden is the devil? That's Milton's invention. The list goes on and on.

Just face it that you're a brainlet who can't handle the erudite poetry of John Milton.

>You know how most people think the snake in the garden of Eden is the devil? That's Milton's invention.

I really doubt thats the case, he might have solidified the mythology but I bet it predated Milton by a long shot