I inherited 1.2 kilograms of chicken wings. Now, knowing that this board houses many of the finest conneseurs of fine cuisine, my question : how should I marinade them? Do I fondle them gently before? Should I praise the gods before cooking them?
Help.
Mason Green
Why do you talk like that? Holy fuck dude, just give them away wings are the worst part.
Parker Bell
marinade is a noun, so are you asking how to turn raw meat into a marinade? you might try a blender
Justin Diaz
>wings are the worst part. You need to leave.
Jackson Reed
He's right though. I used to buy them for making stock but then they got expensive for some reason. Now I have to specifically go out of my way for chicken backs and necks
Whoever tricked retards into thinking wings were good deserves an ig nobel
Bentley Hernandez
yogurt, lemon, garlic, black pepper, chili powder marinate them overnight
Put the raw chicken wings in a blender and puree Add spices/seasoning to puree Add gelatin to puree Pour into a mold and pressure-cook Let cool, then cut off slices and sear them Take seared slices, bread and deep-fry them Take deep-fried slices and using melted cheese as a glue, build a house Go inside the house and fuck yourself
James Rogers
>kilograms >Americans
Levi Cooper
Meh. Here's your (you)
Jason Reyes
Wings and legs have more flavour than the rest of the bird. I agree that they're too expensive now, though. I mostly buy whole chickens and cut them up myself. It takes a while to amass enough wings to do somehting with them but it's nice when it happens. Personally I think the worst part is the breastmeat simply because it tastes of absolutely nothing.
Noah Lopez
>not having heirloom wings What? Can't afford them? How quaint.
Blake Hernandez
Due to the death of the middle class (fuck drumpf) most Americans have neither money nor health care. So when we drop dead of untreated diabetes and coronary artery disease we just pass off whatever we have in our fridge to our next of kin.
Joseph Foster
>conneseurs Retard.
Thomas Powell
Seperate them, fry them in oil, and toss in buffalo sauce
Zachary Sullivan
>marinade them You mean marinate, OP. I feel chicken wings are a bit beyond you, culinary speaking.
Elijah Adams
Have you never had buffalo wings?
Lincoln Taylor
Buffalo wings are easy
Kevin Perez
Sad!
Ian Walker
>culinary speaking
Culinarily, you mean.
Logan Taylor
>they got expensive for some reason uh, if you hadn’t noticed in the last decade literally every restaurant sells wings now and there’s a huge demand for them.
Evan Nelson
Weighing in on the wing debate: wing meat is great, the trouble is basically every recipe out there is for deep fried shit and deep frying is expensive, unhealthy and kind of a ball ache(editors opinion). The great thing is oven cooked wings are actually fucking great if you know how. Using Bicarb to blister and dry the little shits before you oven them is great.
Elijah Howard
How do we know OP is American?
James Roberts
Anyone in a first world country would just toss the trash parts of the chicken
Justin Campbell
Well, he's stupid and illiterate so the odds are heavily in favour.
Benjamin Collins
Yeah, shitty dive bars used to sell them to people who were too drunk to say no. Due to stockholm syndrome, they became an obligatory part of self-destructive binge drinking sessions, and here we are today.
Evan Price
Marinating makes a little difference on the final product. Salt is enough
Jeremiah Baker
Epic, simply epic bro xD
Dominic Sullivan
Stupid maybe but his command over the English language is perfect.