Why?

This. Don't worry about it user. King mostly describes the boys hesitation and Bev's willingness because of the extreme circumstances. The act was not described as I recall, and if it was it was more traumatic and awkward and tender than erotic.

>preferring erotic over traumatic as jerk-off material

h-haha yeah, a total letdown amirite...

Also I don't remember ever reading It but I do remember watching the beginning of the movie as a kid. I was sitting downstairs with my siblings as this kid was chasing his stupid boat and then it falls into the storm drain, he looks inside, and then the fucking clown looks up at him. I was around 6 at the time and immediately went, "Nope, not watching this" and left.

Too bad the original is super comfy

Scariest thing was the Ben's Dad. Scariest thing in the book is the bullies, especially the psychotic one you tortures a puppy

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Dude was high on coke when he wrote that shit

Serious question, did King have fetal alcohol syndrome

Well damn. That seems pretty familiar. I read the book when I was 13 myself, then a few more times during high school. It is pretty creepy, but just like I remember. Not sexy at all, just awkward and innocent.

He was practicing for the real hardcore stuff.

how much shit did this fucker write exactly that involved men/boys being violently raped/molested

That writing is utter trash, how does this guy make so much money