Yfw the sourdough starter gains conscience

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

yfw the sourdough starter gains conscience.

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Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

shit is fucked, yo

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askme
askme

father why did you make me, all I feel is pain
hah, imagine someone say that to their parents

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lostmypassword
lostmypassword

has the power to create life
does not make a bread loli

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Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

conscience

and what's it going to do with that, stupid frogposter? feel bad for your parents for having birthed a useless leech on society such as yourself?

Evilember
Evilember

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TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I really wish veddit would leave

RumChicken
RumChicken

conscience
the bread won’t let you use it to make meat sandwiches

StonedTime
StonedTime

the starter becomes vegan
REEEEEEEEEEEE

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Annnnnnnndd into the oven you go.

Lunatick
Lunatick

This.

takes2long
takes2long

You mean sentience, retard?

likme
likme

I just feel bad for you desu.

hairygrape
hairygrape

not having deep philosophical conversations about morality and ethics with your sourdough.
mfw
who's the retard now?

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Emberburn
Emberburn

when the sourdough starter steals your gf

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TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I AM THE YEAST OF THOUGHTS AND MINDS

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Nojokur
Nojokur

Hmmm, this tastes suspiciously yeasty like... Vanessa!?!

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

when you fall in love with your sourdough starter
when your sourdough starter hates your guts and wants to see other people

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takes2long
takes2long

kek, get cucked

likme
likme

tfw the sourdough puts you in the oven

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FastChef
FastChef

Has anyone just put their sourdough starter in the oven without adding anything? Imagine the oven spring of a trillion yeast dying at once.

takes2long
takes2long

Yeah, 100% hydration starter mixed with salt and scallions and then fried as a batter is breddy gud as a scallion pancake

Inmate
Inmate

time to burn my children

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