yfw the sourdough starter gains conscience.
Yfw the sourdough starter gains conscience
shit is fucked, yo
father why did you make me, all I feel is pain
hah, imagine someone say that to their parents
has the power to create life
does not make a bread loli
and what's it going to do with that, stupid frogposter? feel bad for your parents for having birthed a useless leech on society such as yourself?
I really wish veddit would leave
the bread won’t let you use it to make meat sandwiches
the starter becomes vegan
Annnnnnnndd into the oven you go.
You mean sentience, retard?
I just feel bad for you desu.
not having deep philosophical conversations about morality and ethics with your sourdough.
who's the retard now?
when the sourdough starter steals your gf
I AM THE YEAST OF THOUGHTS AND MINDS
Hmmm, this tastes suspiciously yeasty like... Vanessa!?!
when you fall in love with your sourdough starter
when your sourdough starter hates your guts and wants to see other people
kek, get cucked
tfw the sourdough puts you in the oven
Has anyone just put their sourdough starter in the oven without adding anything? Imagine the oven spring of a trillion yeast dying at once.
Yeah, 100% hydration starter mixed with salt and scallions and then fried as a batter is breddy gud as a scallion pancake
time to burn my children