Yfw the sourdough starter gains conscience

>yfw the sourdough starter gains conscience.

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shit is fucked, yo

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>father why did you make me, all I feel is pain
hah, imagine someone say that to their parents

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>has the power to create life
>does not make a bread loli

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>conscience

and what's it going to do with that, stupid frogposter? feel bad for your parents for having birthed a useless leech on society such as yourself?

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I really wish veddit would leave

>conscience
>the bread won’t let you use it to make meat sandwiches

>the starter becomes vegan
REEEEEEEEEEEE

Annnnnnnndd into the oven you go.